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That's the god damn truth. Jersey highways are second to none in my experience. There are no rules, speed limits, or any semblance of common courtesy. In the left lane and need to take that exit you just passed? No problem! Stomp on the brakes, Go from 80 to 10 in 2 seconds, cut across five lanes, back up in the breakdown lane, and do your thing. If I lived there I'd be pissed all the time. On top of it all, Jersey highways are always crushed. The buff doesn't stop these kids. Tons of heart. I've never driven in LA, but I hear that's pretty fierce, too.

My mom's bought me paint before. This was when I was still living at home and there wasn't any euro paint yet. I remember her giving me a can of Krylon Kali Kolors green.

My sides hurt and I'm crying. The one with the skateboard kills it. The owned one is awesome, just because it features another famous internet kid. That girl seriously looks like she was killing it at the show in the original pic. Those boys are terrified.

Boston is not a state. It is a city. The Boston area is home to schools such as Harvard, MIT, Tufts and Boston University. The Red Sox are Boston's baseball team. Boston is also home to musicians such as The Cars, Boston, Aerosmith, and James Taylor. Ralph Waldo Emerson, Winslow Homer, Mike Wallace, Leonard Nimoy, Edgar Allan Poe and Conan O'Brien are all from Boston. Boston is located in a state called Massachussetts. John Kerry is from Massachussetts. John F. Kennedy was from Massachussetts. Michael Dukakis is from Massachussetts. Dr. Seuss is from Massachussetts. Jack Kerouac is from Massachussetts. Norman Rockwell is from Massachussetts. Massachussetts is located in New England, which is the most wicked faaahkin ahhhhhsome place on earth.

I've always heard that Austin is a pretty liberal minded place. To be situated in the middle of cowboy-republican-land makes some sense. The people with any sanity at all want some sort of haven. I hate football with a passion. You did not score points for posting pics of the stadium. You scored multiple points for mentioning that Kerry won 56% of Travis county vote. That's an alright margin. It could be worse. I thought that even a city like Austin would have to vote for the local boy, no matter how fucked in the head he is. I give Austin the thumbs up. *** By the way, your presentation gets an A+. I enjoy the way you took all you've learned from school projects and presented it to us in a scholastic and professional manner, complete with research and statistics.

Tease, it's tough to have a battle of the wits with someone that has no army. I'm all set, thanks.

a. I would never waste the time on you personally like that. b. We are above you. Mentally, socially and probably in any other way you can think of. c. Whooping your ass would require me to fly out to some shitsplat suburb in the middle of the godforsaken state called Texas. After flying out there, I'd have to look at the deformed rejects that populate your picturesque town, single you out, and possibly actually touch you with my fist or a boot. d. Quit whining. If you don't like this site, please leave and never, ever come back. That would be great. It would be the greatest event in 12oz history.

I'm not going to get into a pseudo-intellectual-college-kid discussion about obscure and/or uncontestably critically acclaimed movies with you. I'm all set, thanks.

I think it's better that your posts remain. In real life you can't take shit back or have a mod delete it for you, and some real life might do you some good, fucker.

That's really, really sad. I was reading a little about schizophrenia a couple years back, and it's one of the worst afflictions you can have. Most schizophrenics aren't able to care for themselves and need constant supervision. You can't distinguish between reality and your own imagination. Schizophrenics often forget to eat, drink, sleep and take medication. I couldn't imagine a more terrible card to be dealt. Luckily there's some hope for a normal life through medication and therapy. Schizophrenia most often starts to manifest itself between the ages of 21 and 25. Tease, you are the most amazing asshole. Go fuck yourself. I hope you get banned again.

What the fuck, dude? Have you just hit puberty? How about being interested in something that's not entirely played the fuck out? First underground hip hop, now this. Sheee-it.

Dude, that's worse than watching that Anchorman movie.

I actually owe money. Screw self-employment.

This is just retarded.

This is just not interesting enough to take up space here. There's already a version of this being sold at every hardware store ever, and it sucks just as much as this one probably does.

Rusto makes gallons of a lot of their spray colors. It's pretty easy to find the safety colors, plus black, smoke gray and white. They aren't cheap for a bucket, but the color matches perfectly with the spray version. Some of the best rolling paint you can find, too.

Painters Touch seems to be fine in the cold, as long as you fill in lighter, even coats. Instead of one or two heavy coats, try doing 3-4 lighter mistings, until the fill is solid. The less paint applied at a time, the quicker and easier it will dry. That America's Finest stuff they sell at Home Depot is pretty good. It's made by Rusto. Black, silver and white are always safe, and the brown is killer. Good coverage. I try to avoid regular Rusto and even American Accents in the winter, because they take a long time to dry anyways. In low temps, they take hours. Use it at night on a freight, and you're basically outlining wet on wet.

Why get a specific size if you're never going to wear them? You'd either have to be super rich or crazy to wear a pair of $300 sneakers.

Do you suppose they also had all that laser shit done by 12 year olds?

Well, now I know what to get all my metrosexual friends for their birthdays.

Some industrial ink, including Marsh, actually has to dry. You may want to let it cure for a day or so and then try to remove it. Of course it'll wipe off if it's still somewhat wet.

I forgot about Valentine's day. The old lady will have to settle for some jewels and a new car.

Learning the english language would be a step in the right direction.

I don't like her lips. She has a wierdly shaped face. It looks like it's pulled too tight.

Oh shit. I still have a bin of those somewhere at my mom's house. I remember there was one that looked like a spray can. Faxanadu is one of my all time favorite games. I loved how the character updated when you put on different armor and weapons. That's the first game I looked for when checking that link.