Here is an awesome conversation i had with a fellow co worker today. You all couldnt be there so i will share it with you now. You have to read monteys part in an indian accent for added hillarity.
Montey: One time when i was 20, you will not believe it, I was knowing this girl who is 15. She is putting the hand on my leg and i am like "Oh man. What are you doing"
she is saying montey i have a question with the lessons. So I am knowing her from when she is a little girl and watching her grow up. But now she is 15 and having the big boobies.
So i am saying i will teach her the lessons. She is taking off her shirt and i am touching the boobies and she is sitting on me with my pants on.
So I am touching the boobies and like BANG BANG BANG on her.[dry humping i suppose]
me: For real?
montey: Yeah, and i am getting excited and make the big mess in the pants.
me: Hahahahahahahahaha