Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear people that put Barbie dolls in the package,
You sadistic fucks, breaking in to Fort Knox would be easier. Why must you tie down every tiny little piece with invisable wire? Why must you nestle that little tiny bottle of sunscreen in 5 pounds of plastic? Are you laughing at the factory as I pop it out and it goes sailing across the room never to be seen again? Its ok, it was going to get lost in about 5 minutes anyway, or worse, eaten by the kid. I just want to get the damn thing out of the package as soon as possible. 20 minutes to remove all the pieces of the Barbie bathtub while a 4 year old is screaming? You fucks need to be paying me every time one of these damn things comes home from the store.
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits,
Raw Fish
P.S. Thanks for driving me to drink after a month of sobriety. These beer shits are for you.