Zack Morris Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/jdm28/ this website is made by and about a guy that lives in a friends dorm at ithica...read his poetry its great. post ones you all have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 i am first again which contrary to popular belief does not mean i am worst , it does however mean that i am the best , which does not rhyme with second , but mecond does . as as you all know what mecond means , i wont bother explaining it to you , i will explain why the earth goes round though , it is bc there are giants that live in space , and for fun the spin rocks , our planet being one of them . much like how we spin thoe top things that spin for awhile and then fall over , occasionally knocking your pet mosquito to the floor , where your cat accidentally eats the poor bastard . then of course you go ape shit and kill the damn cat , figuratively not literally of course . or perhaps literally if you live in opressed china in which case i do not envy you because im gonna have atleast 3 or four thousand kids , not just one . so i can raise them up to be my own personal gestapo , if you are not sure what gestapo means , i would suggest researching the nazi invasion of europe during WWII , which is quite an interesting moment in our history , not as interesting as the invention of modern popcorn machines , but close enough to make you want to eat some popcorn, which you shouldnt do bc it can get stuck in your teeth and grow into semi sentient beings with laser eyesight , and they would proceed in shooting your friends in the eyes as an automatic response system every time you opened your mouth , which would obviously be fuckin cool , you could watch and laugh for hours , bc everytime you laugh you'd shoot someone , you'd be caught in a neverending loop , somewhat like perpetual motion machines , which may or may not be a new invention of mine i have locked in my garage . but i dont have a garage so i guess you solved the mystery of the ages , way to go sherlock , see you at the beach . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 how do you find this garbage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 16, 2002 Author Share Posted May 16, 2002 my friend found it...he said I should read the poetry and I fell out of my seat laughing. This website is why you shouldn't do the roids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 haha... i need to start flexing whenever i get my picture taken... then i'll be cool...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 "For many, today is Saturday but for me its not that for this is the day that I work on my back I might do some pulldowns, I might do some rows whatever I do, I know my back grows. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 16, 2002 Author Share Posted May 16, 2002 my friend said this guy walks around campus all the time flexing and looking at his muscles. He said he has seen this guy eat pretein shake powder in the campus gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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T.T Boy Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie "For many, today is Saturday but for me its not that for this is the day that I work on my back I might do some pulldowns, I might do some rows whatever I do, I know my back grows. " He truly is a renaissance man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 i kind of feel sorry for anyone who needs to make a webpage about themselves, why would you humiliate yourself like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ^^^humiliate?! what are you talking about?! this guy is my new hero!!!:love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/Zack_Morris/Picture%20156.jpg'> i love this picture because it looks like youre a pregnant chick trying to push out a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 16, 2002 Author Share Posted May 16, 2002 its just me showing off the guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris its just me showing off the guns. well good luck with that, soon youll be able to take out Slater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 i love personal loser pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 i got that arnold wanna-be's AIM name his screen name is: HogzWild I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by Robocop i got that arnold wanna-be's AIM name his screen name is: HogzWild I haha what a polesmoker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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