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*Stupid Permanent Fears

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Sep 6, 2002.

  1. *Eartquake while taking a shit

    *Burglary while barefooted

    *Car accident with unmatching socks

    *Farting on your sleep with an insomniac girl

    *Answering yes or no when questioned about something in a foreign language
     
  2. duffman

    duffman Guest

    somebody bumping into you while pissing at a crowded night club bathroom.. Pissing on yourself is not a way to impress the ladies...
     
  3. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 105
    My friend has a beach house thats up on stilts right on the beach. When the wind starts to go, that fucker sways. For some reason i was always taking a shit when it started to move, i thought for sure that toilet water was going to splash up everywhere from between my legs....
     
  4. beardo

    beardo Guest

  5. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 105
    naw, im playin beard..;)
     
  6. SayOne

    SayOne Guest

    i have a seriuos fear of railroad crossings and tracks in general:mad:
     
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    germs germs germs
    well not really.

    (I'm afraid of alligators, especially the ones on shirts!)
     
  8. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    not being able to paint...thats about it..and meeting girls...i dont like that shit at all
     
  9. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    getting a flat on my bike in a shitty neighborhood
     
  10. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0

    Duffman says Oh nooo!!!!!!!
    [​IMG]
     
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    breaking my chain and only being able to cost downhill.
    (luckily I live at the bottom of the hill)
     
  12. Sacko

    Sacko New Jack

    Joined: Apr 5, 2002 Messages: 24 Likes Received: 0
    busting the chain on the fixie while screaming downhill on the escape route. wait, maybe that's a rational fear.

    how about walking out of the pisser with toilet stuck to the bottom of yer shoe.
     
  13. Sacko

    Sacko New Jack

    Joined: Apr 5, 2002 Messages: 24 Likes Received: 0
    uh, that's toilet PAPER stuck to shoe
     
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    oh... because the toliet part sucks too !

    I'm afraid of introducing girls into my social circle.
    The girls are catty and the guys are dogs.
    where's the normal people at?
     
  15. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    I FART ON BITCHES WHEN I'M AWAKE DUDE

    MY ONLY FEAR IS NOT GETTING IT UP WITH A HOT CHICK, BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENED

    WHO'S GOING TO DENY THEY CAUGHT WHISKEY-DICK BEFORE?
     
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