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*Stupid Permanent Fears

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Guest imported_Tesseract

*Eartquake while taking a shit

 

*Burglary while barefooted

 

*Car accident with unmatching socks

 

*Farting on your sleep with an insomniac girl

 

*Answering yes or no when questioned about something in a foreign language

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Guest duffman

somebody bumping into you while pissing at a crowded night club bathroom.. Pissing on yourself is not a way to impress the ladies...

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Originally posted by Tesseract

*Eartquake while taking a shit

 

My friend has a beach house thats up on stilts right on the beach. When the wind starts to go, that fucker sways. For some reason i was always taking a shit when it started to move, i thought for sure that toilet water was going to splash up everywhere from between my legs....

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Guest SayOne

i have a seriuos fear of railroad crossings and tracks in general:mad:

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Guest --zeSto--

germs germs germs

well not really.

 

(I'm afraid of alligators, especially the ones on shirts!)

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Guest Wilt

not being able to paint...thats about it..and meeting girls...i dont like that shit at all

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Guest Are2

getting a flat on my bike in a shitty neighborhood

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by Are2

getting a flat on my bike in a shitty neighborhood

 

breaking my chain and only being able to cost downhill.

(luckily I live at the bottom of the hill)

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busting the chain on the fixie while screaming downhill on the escape route. wait, maybe that's a rational fear.

 

how about walking out of the pisser with toilet stuck to the bottom of yer shoe.

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Guest --zeSto--

oh... because the toliet part sucks too !

 

I'm afraid of introducing girls into my social circle.

The girls are catty and the guys are dogs.

where's the normal people at?

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I FART ON BITCHES WHEN I'M AWAKE DUDE

 

MY ONLY FEAR IS NOT GETTING IT UP WITH A HOT CHICK, BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENED

 

WHO'S GOING TO DENY THEY CAUGHT WHISKEY-DICK BEFORE?

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Guest --zeSto--

I usually black out before whiskey-dick becomes an issue.

 

Girls do NOT appreciate a man who falls asleap BEFORE sex.

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Guest postaholic

-getting someone you dont like pregnant...

 

-shark attack

 

-or out as sea and tha ship sinks or like you are just in tha water and get pulled under by one of those water funnel tunnels that hold you under... that would suck.

 

-having a disabled kid :( :crying smiley:

 

-not being successful

 

-not getting married...

 

thats good for now :(

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

WHO'S GOING TO DENY THEY CAUGHT WHISKEY-DICK BEFORE?

 

 

Depends...which version of WD are you referring to?

1) you can get it up, but can't cum

2) can't get it up

 

I've drank myself to #1 a lot. Can't say that #2 has ever come into play.

 

my fear....

talking in my sleep and giving up all the "secret" stuff I do. nothing like being bombarded with accusations after a good nights sleep.

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ha-ha, I'm glad you posted that beardo...I caught a flick of a rice boy a few months ago and was going to send it in, but I lost the address.

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Guest --zeSto--

you know....

 

I dont really mind WD#1...

 

...just because then you get to see just how creative your partner really is.

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Guest --zeSto--

having one of my things disses with my personal info included,

and not knowing about it for years!~ even getting busted because of it!

 

that would suck big ones!

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Guest Are2
Originally posted by Sacko

busting the chain on the fixie while screaming downhill on the escape route. wait, maybe that's a rational fear.

 

how about walking out of the pisser with toilet stuck to the bottom of yer shoe.

 

aahahha

i've done both of those things..

 

after a race started recently, i was bombing down a hill (luckily not too steep) and the chain on my fixed just fucking popped right off..

no brakes, no control..

 

i tore ass right through a crowded intersection, against traffic, and was lucky that no cars happpened by at that moment...i woulda been toast!!

 

and of course the tp thing..i think everyone's done that..

but my good friend *&%&%$ fucking went back to work one day after eating at a restaurant and when she sat down at her desked, realized that she had a big ass piece of toilet paper stuck inside that back of the waistband of her PANTS!!!

 

d'oh!

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