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MY CHINESE FOOD SMELLS LIKE FARTS!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Theo Huxtable., Jun 19, 2006.

  1. Theo Huxtable.

    Theo Huxtable. 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 25, 2005 Messages: 12,706 Likes Received: 238
    FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD. THING IS, I HAVENT EATEN CHINESE FOOD. IT HAPPENED EVER SINCE I HAD A PIZZA ON SATURDAY WHEN WE WERE WATCHING THE JERMAINE TAYLOR AND WINKY WRIGHT FIGHT. IT WAS A PIZZA ON WHEAT CRUST, WITH MOZARELLA, TOMATO SAUCE, GARLIC SAUCE, BASIL, GRILLED CHICKEN, AND TOMATOES. EVER SINCE MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINES OF FRIED RICE OR CHOW MEIN. PROBABLY MORE CLOSER TO CHOW MEIN THAN ANYTHING.

    ANYONE EVER HAD A SIMILAR PROBLEM OF FARTS SMELLING LIKE BROCOLLI BEEF OR EGG FU-YUNG BUT YOU DIDNT EAT CHINESE FOOD?
     
  2. Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    Get some fiber, clean yourself out.
     
  3. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    replusive!
     
  4. Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD


    Like you shit dont stink, burrito breath.
     
  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    ego maniac huele a frijoles quemados
     
  6. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD



    oh my shit stinks....
    my flatulence...
    doesnt




    cacabreath.
     
  7. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    Youre wifey.


    You will bear the fruits of my seed one day.
     
  8. Theo Huxtable.

    Theo Huxtable. 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 25, 2005 Messages: 12,706 Likes Received: 238
    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    SOMEBODY TOLD ME LATINA CHICKS DONT FART OR POOP.
     
  9. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    they lied ^^^
     
  10. Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD


    A lot
     
  11. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    shit on my chest
     
  12. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    how bout I jus shit ina jar.. then you can smear it... an even have some fer later.!
     
  13. Theo Huxtable.

    Theo Huxtable. 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 25, 2005 Messages: 12,706 Likes Received: 238
    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    IT WAS TWO LATINA CHICKS THAT TOLD ME THAT. ONE MEXICAN, THE OTHER MEXICAN/GUATAMALEN. I ACCUSED THE MEXICAN OF TAKING A DUMP AND SHE SAID SHE "DOESN'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT" AND GOT PISSED. AND THE OTHER ONE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE SAME LINES. SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME CODE HELD BY MEXICAN WOMEN TO NEVER REVEAL THEY POOP. I HEARD IT DATES BACK TO THE AZTEC AND MAYAN TIMES. AZTEC WOMEN WOULD SACRIFICE THEIR POOP TO THE GODS AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMIDS.
     
  14. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    Idiot.
    all humans shit.


    we jus do it much more gracefully than gringas...
     
  15. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Re: MY FARTS SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD

    not perras















































    perrrrrrrrrrrrrra
     
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