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house guests...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by vinyl junkie, Apr 10, 2003.

  1. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i check my cellphone after class today and discover i missed 5 calls from the person who's staying on my couch for a few days... there's 5 messages...

    message #1: "hi, um, you're dog got out and i can't find her... i'm looking really hard... bye..."

    message #2: "hi, i found your dog but her neck's bleeding! i don't know what to do!"

    message #3: "hi! it wasn't blood it was paint! ok, bye..."

    message #4: "it's not paint, it's mud... but her foot really is bleeding!"

    message #5: "sorry, it's just more mud... bye..."

    ugh... at least i get to borrow her car when she leaves...
     
  2. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
  3. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    Sorry. Undo the First.I'm bored. : (

    Your guest and his crazy antics!
     
  4. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    don't push it now, unless you want to play 'Speeding Ticket' (You can be the cop if you want too!.. or maybe we'll take turns.)
     
  5. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
    ask her how stupid she feels for calling u 5 times over stupid shit:rolleyes:
     
  6. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahahahahaha...as i was reading the messages the person sent u i was like.."aaw shit..oohok..aaaw shit...o ok....aaw fuck...oo coo..aaw sh..oo ok..."
     
  7. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    haha. you can tell drugs played a heavy role in her life.
     
  8. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    well we just found out she was selling pot outta here too... she's no longer staying here...

    way to go swif, ya jinxed it... ;)
     
  9. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168

    So I can't start a meth lab in your bathroom then huh?
     
  10. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    no, you can go right ahead, i just hate stoners...
     
  11. Trousersnake

    Trousersnake Guest

    Just a liitle warning for everybody to not let me stay at your house unless your are willing to put up with a ugly fat smelly fight picking son of a bitch.I one of those guys that you let stay for a week or so and it ends up being a few months.But if you need a shoulder to cry on Iam always there..
     
  12. krie

    krie Guest

    agreed
     
  13. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    I would want to live with the dancing banana guy. Mr. Banana. Entertainment and if you get hungry you can eat him.
     
  14. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    i imagine your house being a funnyone.
     
  15. sneak

    sneak Guest

    at least she called...and found your dog.
     
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