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i check my cellphone after class today and discover i missed 5 calls from the person who's staying on my couch for a few days... there's 5 messages...

 

message #1: "hi, um, you're dog got out and i can't find her... i'm looking really hard... bye..."

 

message #2: "hi, i found your dog but her neck's bleeding! i don't know what to do!"

 

message #3: "hi! it wasn't blood it was paint! ok, bye..."

 

message #4: "it's not paint, it's mud... but her foot really is bleeding!"

 

message #5: "sorry, it's just more mud... bye..."

 

ugh... at least i get to borrow her car when she leaves...

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Guest Trousersnake

Just a liitle warning for everybody to not let me stay at your house unless your are willing to put up with a ugly fat smelly fight picking son of a bitch.I one of those guys that you let stay for a week or so and it ends up being a few months.But if you need a shoulder to cry on Iam always there..

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