casekonly Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 so, i was browsing torrentspy last night just looking for new movies to watch, trying to find a good version of 'constantinr' when i see 'gayniggers from outer space'. i laughed and kinda forgot about seeing it. later on in the night, i get a call from a friend and we're talking and i bring up that i saw a listing for 'gayniggers from outerspace' and homie didn't believe me, so he looks it up on IMDB. here's the review. thsi has got to be the funniest thing i've ever read in my life. btw: it's not a gay porn from what i understand. although the title is kinda gay. ____________________________________________________ In the singularly titled "Gayniggers From Outer Space," Cpt. B. Dick and his crew of gay crusaders from the planet Anus, a member in good standing of the Federation of Gay Planets, happen upon a remote and primitive world called Earth, whose surface is inexplicably covered with dangerous "female creatures." Anything at all could be going on down there, perhaps even the dreaded "kissing" our heroes have read about! For the sake of Earth's men, the Gayniggers decide to dispose of the female creatures and show the planet the error of its ways. This isn't a comedy as you would usually expect to find one; you can't sit down alone and expect to be entertained much by it. This is the sort of thing that you need to get a few friends together for (preferably numbering no female creatures among them), so you can all sit around and laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all: at the pocket-change sets and special effects, at the ship computer's Speak&Spell voice, at the impossible characters, and of course, simply at the fact that someone actually created a film called "Gayniggers From Outer Space." I find that I haven't a clue how to rate this numerically, given how huge a departure it is from more conventional movies, but it's worth seeing at least once if you can find it. ______________________________________________________________ that review was pretty gay. here's another ______________________________________ A masterpiece of modern cinematography. I thoroughly enjoyed watching this movie with the wife and kids. We laughed, we cried, and I feel it has helped us all grow a little bit as individuals. We've learned acceptance of our fellow human beings, and of ourselves. I would highly recommend this film to all my friends. Right from the very beginning I knew that this was going to be a movie that would change my life. The amazing quality of the film stock, the suburb musical score, and the quality of the acting helped this film to reach it's full potential. The directing and set design complimented the cast and story well. The intricate plot line makes this both thought provoking and enjoyable. ______________________________________________ apparently there's a song in it somewhere called 'gayniggers ride giant penises made of ham and bnrown ham because they're gay niggers' sounds amusing. also read something about this not being racist at all, just a fucked up danish title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 The gay nigger movie to end all gay nigger movies . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 this is so fucking stupid . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i HAVE to see it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 that's what i was thinking, too. the sets are apparently made of tinfoil, a speak and spell computer voice...it sounds like it's soemthign to spark one to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 wow....this sounds like one to check out. Definitely something to smoke to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 hahahaha...... I know this 'gay nigger' who works at some furniture store on my street and he'd probably get a kick out of it. Or he'd just bitch the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 I've actually heard of this...I'm pretty sure, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Found this while looking for some info on the movie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 ^ hahahahaha for real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA it IS real! 'Are you gay? Are you a nigger? If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then GNAA might be exactly what you're looking for!' and they have a link to the movie in question!!!!!!! http://www.gnaa.us/about.phtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Wow i just saw that page and posted it i didnt even bother to look around. Ha! If you join you wil be tested on your knowledge of gay niggers from outer space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 hmm?? well i've had my fill of the nigger word for today I hope it makes a come back and all these pussy's would drop 'nigga' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 GNAA Mourns Passing of Litigious Nigger Famed nigger icon Johnnie Cochran passed away today following an extended and erotic bout with highly potent Gay Nigger AIDS. Reports from his surviving harem of young black males indicate that Cochran first received the holy seed last year at a secret ceremony in Japan. "Cochran was a willing recipient of my AIDS-infested manly output," said GNAA president Timecop, pausing from his breakfast of collard greens and discarded shorts. "I will always remember his shaft as being particularly wide and penetrating," admitted famed African JiZZy to an uninterested Popeyes phone operator, referring to a 2003 sweaty encounter with Johnnie in a Kansas City shower. In IRC, elite nubian malaclypse lauded the departed lawyer, stating "HE STOLE FROM THE JEWS AND GAVE TO THE POOR" and then ejaculating all over his monitor. "That's the third time this month," remarked resident sex-slave Grog, who eagerly lapped up the spilled seed. Special services for Cochran will be held in the official channel of GNAA, #gnaa on irc.gnaa.us. Attendees are invited to bring bottles of EROS brand lubricant and Macintosh computers for the following festivities. Female creatures need not apply. About Johnnie Cochran Johnnie Cochran was born to a family of former slaves in 1937. Throughout his youth he came into contact with many of GNAA's agents, who successfully inculcated the values of trolling and homosexuality in his fertile mind. Cochran's trolling career started in 1995 with his successful defeat of the odious female Marsha Clark in a Los Angeles courtroom. Though America subsequently had a nice day, Cochran continued to be an object of much masturbation and insertion among loyal gay niggers everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Is it just me or is this thread kinda gay? Or did the 'gay' get played out with 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' I'm hop'n 'Art Fag' stays the course just cause it applies to so many 12 0z users Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Originally posted by SPORTO@Apr 22 2005, 08:56 PM Is it just me or is this thread kinda gay? A thread called gayniggers from outer space, which is infact about a thread about gay niggers and you think it might be gay? 60 million sperm and you were the fastest huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 I wurz being 'satrical kare full now! dont kofuse that euro slang with proper Englaisc> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Ah oui je vois maintenant. Compris. Continuer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 haha. this thread is getting more and more funny as time passes. i haven't even seen the movie yet. i don't want to see it and it actually turn out to be gay porn, even on the lighter side of gay porn if there is such a thing. it would ruin the whole idea in my head of the words 'gayniggers from outer space'. just those words used together are so fucking funny when used in that manner that anyone, black or white, shouldn't keep themselves from laughing. edit for some french: j'aime vomir sur des personnes et des animaux de compagnie. il me fait la sensation comme j'ai un contrôle de certani d'eux. j'emploie les drogues de viol de date sur me, et puis le masturbate aux images des femmes chinoises portant des costumes de rat. je suis celui frais. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 estos mayates jotos la cagan buey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 i hated on the title..but now i wanna see the fucking movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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casekonly Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Originally posted by JUDONO?@Apr 23 2005, 12:53 AM estos mayates jotos la cagan buey! Quoted post ¡mis calcetines son sucios y tengo un chipmunk en mis pantalones! ¿está su hermana disponible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 dang, who woulda thunk. i really really want to see this video now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly+Apr 23 2005, 08:07 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (casekonly - Apr 23 2005, 08:07 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-JUDONO?@Apr 23 2005, 12:53 AM estos mayates jotos la cagan buey! Quoted post ¡mis calcetines son sucios y tengo un chipmunk en mis pantalones! ¿está su hermana disponible? Quoted post [/b] no tengo hermanas buey pero te presto ami hermano si quieres buey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Originally posted by JUDONO?+Apr 23 2005, 02:51 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JUDONO? - Apr 23 2005, 02:51 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by casekonly@Apr 23 2005, 08:07 AM <!--QuoteBegin-JUDONO?@Apr 23 2005, 12:53 AM estos mayates jotos la cagan buey! Quoted post ¡mis calcetines son sucios y tengo un chipmunk en mis pantalones! ¿está su hermana disponible? Quoted post no tengo hermanas buey pero te presto ami hermano si quieres buey. Quoted post [/b] mi perro tiende para colgar alrededor viejos hombres negros y ajedrez del juego. su hermano no hará, yo tiene gusto solamente de pequeñas muchachas gordas con las caderas anchas. nadie falta ellas tanto. ¿usted sabe cuánto cuestan las putas aquí? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 aquie donde casek? las putas en mi ciudad cuestan$50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Originally posted by JUDONO?@Apr 23 2005, 02:58 AM aquie donde casek? las putas en mi ciudad cuestan$50 Quoted post ¿cincuenta dólares? que marcas que piensa en una aldea llamó Atlanta en los Estados Unidos. ¡gracias, mi amigo! tocaré la bocina mi cuerno en las perras en su honor. ¡pueden sus ovejas crecer fuertes y nunca rebeldes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 que? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 fifty dollars? that marks that think about a village called Atlanta in the United States. thanks, my friend! I will touch to the horn my horn in the dogs in its honor. their ewes can grow strong and never rebellious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 your translator does not know slang huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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