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friday

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Oct 11, 2002.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    Upon hearing the news of the unintended Don Rickles colon-spill, Peter Jennings was overheard bragging about his yukeing vulva ephiphany. Later on, several penises lovingly sniffed the life-giving Schwartzenneger- sausage-shed that is Maria Schriver's trashyatch. Meanwhile, Ted Kennedy was said to have been pooping on a transient earthworm fetus and smelling the underside of a miniature Vietnamese pig's member. These were all very well until Steven Segal was spotted trying to douse his burning rectum with a bottle of Dom Perignon. Not to be outdone by Mr. Segal, Scott Baio forcefully grabbed one of Janet Reno's floppy funbags and serenaded her with a song about gorilla urine. And that's the way it was on this 11th day of October, 2002.

    -THE POOPER
     
  2. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    First in a beardo thread! whoo-hah!
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i missed six feet under this week. i like that television program
     
  4. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    john doe



    im about to head to the beach in about 8 hours..i need some sleep.
     
  5. Kettiecat

    Kettiecat Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,122 Likes Received: 0
    it feels so good in my hood tonight

    I'm gonna get you high today....cause it's friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got shit to do.


    my weekend has begun

    game on.
     
  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    fuck, i have to work the night shift tonight.
     
  7. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

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  8. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    i'm going to try and set up a job interview since i wasn't home when the guy called yesterday.

    man i hope i get this job...and it not be a seasonal job. other than that, my friend and i are going to go "shopping."
     
  9. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    ^^^ how did the yellow wallpaper essay go?


    ...aaaaaaah friday
     
  10. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    i'm sad. my goat just died today.
     
  11. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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  12. spectr

    spectr Guest

    Hm friday what to do what to do
    ok now call krylon and tell them to send me lots of free paint!
    call girls!
    walk my lazy ass down to the liquor store and get a beer!
    beer beer beer and more beer drunken bar fight more beer etc yeah sounds like a typical friday!
     
  13. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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    i ended up with a C- on my final copy and my revised final copy. i'm happy with it. i didn't give enough evidence, but i don't care. thanks for asking :D
     
  14. Merdle

    Merdle Guest

     
  15. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    that sucks dlush

    ..sympathy:(
     
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