Guest beardo Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Upon hearing the news of the unintended Don Rickles colon-spill, Peter Jennings was overheard bragging about his yukeing vulva ephiphany. Later on, several penises lovingly sniffed the life-giving Schwartzenneger- sausage-shed that is Maria Schriver's trashyatch. Meanwhile, Ted Kennedy was said to have been pooping on a transient earthworm fetus and smelling the underside of a miniature Vietnamese pig's member. These were all very well until Steven Segal was spotted trying to douse his burning rectum with a bottle of Dom Perignon. Not to be outdone by Mr. Segal, Scott Baio forcefully grabbed one of Janet Reno's floppy funbags and serenaded her with a song about gorilla urine. And that's the way it was on this 11th day of October, 2002. -THE POOPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 First in a beardo thread! whoo-hah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i missed six feet under this week. i like that television program Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 john doe im about to head to the beach in about 8 hours..i need some sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 it feels so good in my hood tonight I'm gonna get you high today....cause it's friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got shit to do. my weekend has begun game on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 fuck, i have to work the night shift tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 HANGOVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i'm going to try and set up a job interview since i wasn't home when the guy called yesterday. man i hope i get this job...and it not be a seasonal job. other than that, my friend and i are going to go "shopping." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 ^^^ how did the yellow wallpaper essay go? ...aaaaaaah friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i'm sad. my goat just died today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 legs eleven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Hm friday what to do what to do ok now call krylon and tell them to send me lots of free paint! call girls! walk my lazy ass down to the liquor store and get a beer! beer beer beer and more beer drunken bar fight more beer etc yeah sounds like a typical friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by !@#$% ^^^ how did the yellow wallpaper essay go? i ended up with a C- on my final copy and my revised final copy. i'm happy with it. i didn't give enough evidence, but i don't care. thanks for asking :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merdle Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Ronnie Dobbs HANGOVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush i'm sad. my goat just died today. that sucks dlush ..sympathy:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 shit!!! i missed my second spot :( oh well damn its friday already? fuck?!!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 bump because i get to go to a job interview. now all i have to do is try and land the job [and stay part-time when the season is over (assuming i work seasonal)]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SoCalBomber Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 i hate everyone, damn i'm kinda drunk, i need sleep........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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