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Guest beardo

friday

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Guest beardo

Upon hearing the news of the unintended Don Rickles colon-spill, Peter Jennings was overheard bragging about his yukeing vulva ephiphany. Later on, several penises lovingly sniffed the life-giving Schwartzenneger- sausage-shed that is Maria Schriver's trashyatch. Meanwhile, Ted Kennedy was said to have been pooping on a transient earthworm fetus and smelling the underside of a miniature Vietnamese pig's member. These were all very well until Steven Segal was spotted trying to douse his burning rectum with a bottle of Dom Perignon. Not to be outdone by Mr. Segal, Scott Baio forcefully grabbed one of Janet Reno's floppy funbags and serenaded her with a song about gorilla urine. And that's the way it was on this 11th day of October, 2002.

 

-THE POOPER

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Guest willy.wonka

john doe

 

 

 

im about to head to the beach in about 8 hours..i need some sleep.

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it feels so good in my hood tonight

 

I'm gonna get you high today....cause it's friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got shit to do.

 

 

my weekend has begun

 

game on.

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i'm going to try and set up a job interview since i wasn't home when the guy called yesterday.

 

man i hope i get this job...and it not be a seasonal job. other than that, my friend and i are going to go "shopping."

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^^^ how did the yellow wallpaper essay go?

 

 

...aaaaaaah friday

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Guest spectr

Hm friday what to do what to do

ok now call krylon and tell them to send me lots of free paint!

call girls!

walk my lazy ass down to the liquor store and get a beer!

beer beer beer and more beer drunken bar fight more beer etc yeah sounds like a typical friday!

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Originally posted by !@#$%

^^^ how did the yellow wallpaper essay go?

 

 

 

i ended up with a C- on my final copy and my revised final copy. i'm happy with it. i didn't give enough evidence, but i don't care. thanks for asking :D

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Guest Merdle
Originally posted by Ronnie Dobbs

HANGOVER

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Originally posted by Devilush

i'm sad. my goat just died today.

 

that sucks dlush

 

..sympathy:(

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bump because i get to go to a job interview.

 

now all i have to do is try and land the job [and stay part-time when the season is over (assuming i work seasonal)].

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Guest SoCalBomber

i hate everyone, damn i'm kinda drunk, i need sleep........

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