Guest ilikeskulls. Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 http://www.whitetrashrob.com/ten.htmTop Ten Lists Top Ten Stupid, Inexplicable, Insane Things Rob Has Done While "Under The Influence": Top Ten Stupid, Inexplicable, Insane Things Rob Has Done While "Under The Influence": [10.] Searching for a glass of water in the dark, he accidentally drank his younger brother's "Sea Monkeys". [9.] After waking up face down on his bedroom floor one morning, he discovered that someone (possibly himself) had scrawled "CALL ME ISHMAEL!" on his bedroom wall in Heinz Green Ketchup. This mystery remains unsolved. [8.] For comic effect, he once on a dare "made out" with his unwilling buddy Big Eric on camera (this not only makes Rob a drunk but a whore and possibly a little fruity). [7.] After being pepper sprayed by BPD, he stumbled into an alley to take a piss (not realizing his hands were covered with the offensive substance) and effectively "pepper sprayed" his pecker. This lapse in judgement resulted in painful urination for about 2 days. [6.] In Costa Mesa CA, after consuming a truly heroic amount of beer, tequila, and "other" substances, he ran naked through a large bonfire, which had been built by a couple of newlyweds on the beach to celebrate their union. Personal injury to Rob remains classified but he did stick around after the incident long enough to drink the newlywed's beer. He remained naked through out this episode much to his band mates' chagrin and much to the horror of the newlyweds. [5.] After drinking 12 or so beers at the Rat, he crashed his ex-girlfriend's car into a carload of yuppies. He then fled the scene unaware that sitting behind him in traffic was an undercover State Police Officer watching the events unfolding. Rob was apprehended after a merry 40-minute chase at the Mass Turnpike tolls where he was intercepted by about 5 State Police cruisers. Rob has never had a driver's license. There is no humor in this anecdote. [4.] To amuse a few drinking buddies, Rob once donned a large, flamboyant, spangled Elvis Presley circa- 1970 Las Vegas costume that he had found in his friend's closet (???). This costume inexplicably included a woolen hat that looked like a sheep's head (with big floppy ears). After midnight and about 16 beers, he left the shindig and headed back to his apartment in the Charlestown projects. After being accosted and chased for a few blocks by some local hooligans with knives, Rob realized he was still wearing the Elvis costume and the woolen sheep's hat (with big floppy ears). The rest of the trip home was an exciting "Judgment Night"-esque romp through the projects with the goal being to not get stabbed. [3.] After a night of heavy boozing, he once woke to find over forty of those orange traffic cones and one of those big orange barrels with the blinking yellow light in his bedroom. The acrid stench of rubber and road tar was enough to choke a Billy goat. This mystery also remains unsolved. [2.] One frigid February morning (about 3 a.m. or so), he stole his roommate's car and drove to Store 24 for a pack of butts. Only after purchasing the cigarettes and inquiring why the clerk and the 1 or 2 other customers in the store were laughing hysterically, did Rob realize he was clad only in a pair of Fruit Of The Loom boxer shorts (with a gaping bird hole). [1.] In front of a large audience at a keg party at his old apartment, Rob once licked his dog's balls. Actually "licked" doesn't really cover it. "Licked" is too polite sounding. Let's lay the cards on the table….Rob tongued his dog's balls. [back to Top] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 B4B sucks anyway, theyre all gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 they're assholes...i like some of there stuff but that stuff is hilarious regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.e Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 me and that guy got fushnickered together on sunday. shit was rad. he is as crazy as that shit says he is, trust me. and blood for blood fucking rocks. where else will you hear lines such as "fuckin your pussy, was like fuckin the wound from a shotgun blast, WITH gangreen!" marvelous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 I'm crying laughing..................who tounges there dogs nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 blood for blood rocks i used to go see them at the rat all the time, and dam that is some funny shit, but sea monkeys rock to i want to get me some sea monkeys and then teach them to attack on command so i will have a army of killer sea monkeys to do my bidding.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 "The line to suck my dick starts to the left" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 hahah b4b kicks ass, to bad i dont get to see them this weekend... i chose uk subs and the undead over them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 and people wonder why I love blood for blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 where is blood for blood playing this weekend???? dam i havent seen them since before the rat closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 san antonio texas.. im not sure where the show is actually i just know its going on the same night as uk subs and the undead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 they came round with most precious blood and SOIA last weekend in the you know where *atx* but i went to this hiphop party down the road instead and got bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 It doesn't matter about the music or the people it matters about if they like to get fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 fuck me that guy sounds like the easiest person to fuck with when hes drunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 October 5th The Loft Poughkeepsie NY Blood for Blood Most Precious Blood Doors at 4:30 ill be there for MPB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Originally posted by Glik0 October 5th The Loft Poughkeepsie NY Blood for Blood Most Precious Blood Doors at 4:30 ill be there for MPB. hey asshole sick of it all will be theere too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 never heard b4b but i'll make sure to. this rob character sounds nuts, which in my opinion is great!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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