metallix Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 Molo222 (2:11:33 PM): the what? Auto response from give me drukQs (2:11:33 PM): when i got my wings Molo222 (2:12:31 PM): is that a fish? Molo222 (2:12:34 PM): im a pisces lol Molo222 (2:19:00 PM): i took you home, set you on the glass. i pulled off your wings, then i laughed. give me drukQs (2:39:53 PM): then i shit on you give me drukQs (2:39:56 PM): and defecated Molo222 (2:39:59 PM): haha give me drukQs (2:40:01 PM): and vomitted Molo222 (2:40:02 PM): its from a song give me drukQs (2:40:13 PM): YEEEE HAW Molo222 (2:40:20 PM): change by deftones give me drukQs (2:40:28 PM): word Molo222 (2:40:56 PM): oh yessss give me drukQs (2:41:14 PM): im bored im gunna hop a bus 2 the mall give me drukQs (2:41:29 PM): maybe sunrise for a change give me drukQs (2:41:34 PM): rape old navy Molo222 (2:42:06 PM): get me something lol j/k give me drukQs (2:42:13 PM): ill get you a dildo Molo222 (2:42:20 PM): thanks give me drukQs (2:42:31 PM): what size do you like ? give me drukQs (2:42:42 PM): they have mini 3 inches to 12 inch one give me drukQs (2:42:54 PM): the 3 inches are meant for a purse to keep in there Molo222 (2:43:01 PM): surprise me give me drukQs (2:43:09 PM): what do you like though ? give me drukQs (2:43:16 PM): i want it to be good 4 u Molo222 (2:43:19 PM): i dont really want one give me drukQs (2:43:22 PM): why not ? give me drukQs (2:43:28 PM): i dont understand you Molo222 (2:43:28 PM): where would i keep it'? Molo222 (2:43:39 PM): thats good give me drukQs (2:43:40 PM): you asked me to get you something, then you say ok and now you dont want one ? Molo222 (2:43:46 PM): i was joking give me drukQs (2:43:48 PM): keep it in your room Molo222 (2:43:52 PM): ok where give me drukQs (2:43:55 PM): a drawer Molo222 (2:44:05 PM): nope give me drukQs (2:44:07 PM): why not ? Molo222 (2:44:16 PM): because i have cleaning people give me drukQs (2:44:31 PM): oh you dont want htem using it give me drukQs (2:44:32 PM): i see Molo222 (2:44:49 PM): eww thats gross give me drukQs (2:44:50 PM): why would they clean inside your drawers? give me drukQs (2:45:00 PM): i dont know of any cleaning people that go inside your drawers to "clean" Molo222 (2:45:12 PM): no they put shit away give me drukQs (2:45:14 PM): whatever, your so confusing give me drukQs (2:45:27 PM): i tried being nice to you for once Molo222 (2:45:28 PM): do you honestly want to argue about this? give me drukQs (2:45:33 PM): WHAT ?? Molo222 (2:45:34 PM): youre a nice boy give me drukQs (2:45:46 PM): you brought it up and now your asking me if i want to argue it give me drukQs (2:45:50 PM): SEE WHAT I MEAN YOUR SOOOO CONFUSING!! Molo222 (2:45:57 PM): i didnt bring it up give me drukQs (2:46:07 PM): you asked me to get you something! Molo222 (2:46:12 PM): i was joking when i said bring me something Molo222 (2:46:17 PM): i wrote j/k give me drukQs (2:46:51 PM): i know, and i said i would get you a dildo and you said thanks give me drukQs (2:46:57 PM): So it seemed you were serious give me drukQs (2:47:01 PM): why do you always have to play games with me Molo222 (2:47:02 PM): im sorry Molo222 (2:47:15 PM): im not playing games darling dont hate me give me drukQs (2:47:28 PM): stop hurting me first give me drukQs (2:47:33 PM): with your games give me drukQs (2:47:35 PM): word games Molo222 (2:47:39 PM): im sorry give me drukQs (2:47:43 PM): ok i forgive you Molo222 (2:47:49 PM): ok thank you give me drukQs (2:48:00 PM): ok. give me drukQs (2:48:04 PM): whats up? give me drukQs (2:48:15 PM): actually im going give me drukQs (2:48:15 PM): bye Molo222 (2:48:19 PM): have fun Molo222 (2:48:46 PM): ill miss you give me drukQs (2:50:57 PM): sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 dammit metallix, fuckin steppin up to bite my styles again. you get the shank. then strapped to the hood of my demon chariot whence you shall perish. g'day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 vibrators are beter than dildos anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Originally posted by Iris vibrators are beter than dildos anyways. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaay word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Originally posted by Iris vibrators are beter than dildos anyways. you know from experience, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 i'm female aren't i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 oh yea... nerr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 i second that oooh yeah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 what i don't get is why they haven't made self heating ones that would feel more like a real cock instead of icky cold rubber.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 i used to be in a kinky relationship based on sex and i banged the shit out of my partner with a dildo...it was strange,but fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Originally posted by Iris vibrators are beter than dildos anyways. uhhhhhh huhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Bring out the big guns. http://www.contractorstools.com/graphics/quickpointmortar.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 you girls are crazy i wish i knew what a femal orgasm feels like....i think that i would like it oh so much..for the look on some girls faces are amazing....when they're hornay,they talk about a burning tension in thier stomach which tripps me out,i just get a hard-on and a imagination.. it seems like sex to me is the best part,but the orgasm is a bonus. it seems like girls are always letting thier juices flow..amazing if i were a girl it is a defenate that i would own a vibrator... if you were to ask me i would be all for it,but hmmmmmmm...let me think... if some girl was sitting up with her legs spread or on her back with her heels touching in the air with her hand gliding that machine in and out,that would make me go crazy....:D well,as they say,"it nothing like the real thing.".good or bad...its still sexy... why do girls buy that type of stuff anyways..i can see the effects,but what pushes you to go on with the "dirty deed".. ahhhhhh sexy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Re: you girls are crazy Originally posted by willy.wonka i wish i knew what a femal orgasm feels like....i think that i would like it oh so much..for the look on some girls faces are amazing....when they're hornay,they talk about a burning tension in thier stomach which tripps me out,i just get a hard-on and a imagination.. it seems like sex to me is the best part,but the orgasm is a bonus. it seems like girls are always letting thier juices flow..amazing if i were a girl it is a defenate that i would own a vibrator... if you were to ask me i would be all for it,but hmmmmmmm...let me think... if some girl was sitting up with her legs spread or on her back with her heels touching in the air with her hand gliding that machine in and out,that would make me go crazy....:D well,as they say,"it nothing like the real thing.".good or bad...its still sexy... why do girls buy that type of stuff anyways..i can see the effects,but what pushes you to go on with the "dirty deed".. ahhhhhh sexy... girls masterbate for the same reasons men do... i have forever wanted to know what man's orgasm feels like to them. i always wondered why men were never that interested in ours. the thing with guys, from what i heard, is that they all more or less feel the same while girls' orgasms are all different. this sounds weird but to me it feels like a really great sneeze... chest gets warm and the stomach clenches up.... i am so glad that i am female and don't have to wait long amount of time them. any girls out there have one that you know you had one but you barely felt it? what the fuck is up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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