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metallix

THE "I DONT WANT A DILDO THREAD"

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Molo222 (2:11:33 PM): the what?

 

Auto response from give me drukQs (2:11:33 PM): when i got my wings

 

Molo222 (2:12:31 PM): is that a fish?

Molo222 (2:12:34 PM): im a pisces lol

Molo222 (2:19:00 PM): i took you home, set you on the glass. i pulled off your wings, then i laughed.

give me drukQs (2:39:53 PM): then i shit on you

give me drukQs (2:39:56 PM): and defecated

Molo222 (2:39:59 PM): haha

give me drukQs (2:40:01 PM): and vomitted

Molo222 (2:40:02 PM): its from a song

give me drukQs (2:40:13 PM): YEEEE HAW

Molo222 (2:40:20 PM): change by deftones

give me drukQs (2:40:28 PM): word

Molo222 (2:40:56 PM): oh yessss

give me drukQs (2:41:14 PM): im bored im gunna hop a bus 2 the mall

give me drukQs (2:41:29 PM): maybe sunrise for a change

give me drukQs (2:41:34 PM): rape old navy

Molo222 (2:42:06 PM): get me something lol j/k

give me drukQs (2:42:13 PM): ill get you a dildo

Molo222 (2:42:20 PM): thanks

give me drukQs (2:42:31 PM): what size do you like ?

give me drukQs (2:42:42 PM): they have mini 3 inches to 12 inch one

give me drukQs (2:42:54 PM): the 3 inches are meant for a purse to keep in there

Molo222 (2:43:01 PM): surprise me

give me drukQs (2:43:09 PM): what do you like though ?

give me drukQs (2:43:16 PM): i want it to be good 4 u

Molo222 (2:43:19 PM): i dont really want one

give me drukQs (2:43:22 PM): why not ?

give me drukQs (2:43:28 PM): i dont understand you

Molo222 (2:43:28 PM): where would i keep it'?

Molo222 (2:43:39 PM): thats good

give me drukQs (2:43:40 PM): you asked me to get you something, then you say ok and now you dont want one ?

Molo222 (2:43:46 PM): i was joking

give me drukQs (2:43:48 PM): keep it in your room

Molo222 (2:43:52 PM): ok where

give me drukQs (2:43:55 PM): a drawer

Molo222 (2:44:05 PM): nope

give me drukQs (2:44:07 PM): why not ?

Molo222 (2:44:16 PM): because i have cleaning people

give me drukQs (2:44:31 PM): oh you dont want htem using it

give me drukQs (2:44:32 PM): i see

Molo222 (2:44:49 PM): eww thats gross

give me drukQs (2:44:50 PM): why would they clean inside your drawers?

give me drukQs (2:45:00 PM): i dont know of any cleaning people that go inside your drawers to "clean"

Molo222 (2:45:12 PM): no they put shit away

give me drukQs (2:45:14 PM): whatever, your so confusing

give me drukQs (2:45:27 PM): i tried being nice to you for once

Molo222 (2:45:28 PM): do you honestly want to argue about this?

give me drukQs (2:45:33 PM): WHAT ??

Molo222 (2:45:34 PM): youre a nice boy

give me drukQs (2:45:46 PM): you brought it up and now your asking me if i want to argue it

give me drukQs (2:45:50 PM): SEE WHAT I MEAN YOUR SOOOO CONFUSING!!

Molo222 (2:45:57 PM): i didnt bring it up

give me drukQs (2:46:07 PM): you asked me to get you something!

Molo222 (2:46:12 PM): i was joking when i said bring me something

Molo222 (2:46:17 PM): i wrote j/k

give me drukQs (2:46:51 PM): i know, and i said i would get you a dildo and you said thanks

give me drukQs (2:46:57 PM): So it seemed you were serious

give me drukQs (2:47:01 PM): why do you always have to play games with me

Molo222 (2:47:02 PM): im sorry

Molo222 (2:47:15 PM): im not playing games darling dont hate me

give me drukQs (2:47:28 PM): stop hurting me first

give me drukQs (2:47:33 PM): with your games

give me drukQs (2:47:35 PM): word games

Molo222 (2:47:39 PM): im sorry

give me drukQs (2:47:43 PM): ok i forgive you

Molo222 (2:47:49 PM): ok thank you

give me drukQs (2:48:00 PM): ok.

give me drukQs (2:48:04 PM): whats up?

give me drukQs (2:48:15 PM): actually im going

give me drukQs (2:48:15 PM): bye

Molo222 (2:48:19 PM): have fun

Molo222 (2:48:46 PM): ill miss you

give me drukQs (2:50:57 PM): sorry

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dammit metallix, fuckin steppin up to bite my styles again. you get the shank. then strapped to the hood of my demon chariot whence you shall perish.

 

g'day.

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what i don't get is why they haven't made self heating ones that would feel more like a real cock instead of icky cold rubber....

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i used to be in a kinky relationship based on sex

 

and i banged the shit out of my partner with a dildo...it was strange,but fun...

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you girls are crazy

 

i wish i knew what a femal orgasm feels like....i think that i would like it oh so much..for the look on some girls faces are amazing....when they're hornay,they talk about a burning tension in thier stomach which tripps me out,i just get a hard-on and a imagination..

 

it seems like sex to me is the best part,but the orgasm is a bonus.

it seems like girls are always letting thier juices flow..amazing

if i were a girl it is a defenate that i would own a vibrator...

if you were to ask me i would be all for it,but hmmmmmmm...let me think...

 

if some girl was sitting up with her legs spread or on her back with her heels touching in the air with her hand gliding that machine in and out,that would make me go crazy....:D

well,as they say,"it nothing like the real thing.".good or bad...its still sexy...

 

 

why do girls buy that type of stuff anyways..i can see the effects,but what pushes you to go on with the "dirty deed"..

 

 

ahhhhhh sexy...

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Re: you girls are crazy

 

Originally posted by willy.wonka

i wish i knew what a femal orgasm feels like....i think that i would like it oh so much..for the look on some girls faces are amazing....when they're hornay,they talk about a burning tension in thier stomach which tripps me out,i just get a hard-on and a imagination..

 

it seems like sex to me is the best part,but the orgasm is a bonus.

it seems like girls are always letting thier juices flow..amazing

if i were a girl it is a defenate that i would own a vibrator...

if you were to ask me i would be all for it,but hmmmmmmm...let me think...

 

if some girl was sitting up with her legs spread or on her back with her heels touching in the air with her hand gliding that machine in and out,that would make me go crazy....:D

well,as they say,"it nothing like the real thing.".good or bad...its still sexy...

 

 

why do girls buy that type of stuff anyways..i can see the effects,but what pushes you to go on with the "dirty deed"..

 

 

ahhhhhh sexy...

 

 

 

girls masterbate for the same reasons men do...

 

 

i have forever wanted to know what man's orgasm feels like to them. i always wondered why men were never that interested in ours. the thing with guys, from what i heard, is that they all more or less feel the same while girls' orgasms are all different. this sounds weird but to me it feels like a really great sneeze... chest gets warm and the stomach clenches up.... i am so glad that i am female and don't have to wait long amount of time them.

 

 

any girls out there have one that you know you had one but you barely felt it? what the fuck is up with that?

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