Confucius not know what to say!

[i'moffthywallz]

Confucius not know what to say! Confucius of Borg: Assimilate others who you would want to assimilate you. Confucius say: (with cold) Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke. Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu. Confucius say: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant. Confucius say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Confucius say: Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard. Confucius say: Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius say: Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter. Confucius say: Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it. Confucius say: Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Boiling water is very hot! Confucius say: Boy & girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent. Confucius say: Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. Confucius say: Boy go to bed with sex problem wake up, solution in hand. Confucius say: Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat. Confucius say: Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand Confucius say: Boy who play with himself pulls boner. Confucius say: Boy with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day. Confucius say: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok! Confucius say: Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work. Confucius say: Confucius say too damn much! Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say: Do unto others what you think is funny. Confucius say: Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is. Confucius say: Don't quote me with stupid accent. Confucius say: Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get tidbit Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy. Confucius say: Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour pussy. Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit. Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. Confucius say: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth. Confucius say: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick. Confucius say: Girl who sit on brother-in-law's knee, make hard for sister. Confucius say: Girl who sits on jockey's knee gets hot tip. Confucius say: Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crackey! Confucius say: Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. Confucius say: Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability. Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted. Confucius say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins. Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby. Confucius say: He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs. Confucius say: He who masturbates in front of cash register come into money. Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew. Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind. Confucius say: He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose. Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying. Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Confucius say: He who sniffs Coke, drowns. Confucius say: He who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket, feels nuts. Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck. Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean Confucius say: He with no taglines is deprived Confucius say: Hockey player on ice have big stick Confucius say: House without toilet is uncanny. Confucius say: I didn't say that! Confucius say: If chain still swinging seat will be warm. Confucius say: If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed. Confucius say: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented. Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy! Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON. Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie. Confucius say: It takes a lot of balls to make a football team. Confucius say: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Confucius say: It's OK to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in girl! Confucius say: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today. Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous. Confucius say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. Confucius say: Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement! Confucius say: Look for helping hand on end of own arm. Confucius say: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy. Confucius say: Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags. Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences. Confucius say: Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth. Confucius say: Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam. Confucius say: Man trapped in whore house get jerked around Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius say: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy. Confucius say: Man who chase cars get exhausted. Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there! Confucius say: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time. Confucius say: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. Confucius say: Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting image of father. Confucius say: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in his own pew! Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night! Confucius say: Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed. Confucius say: Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling. Confucius say: Man who get paid pick up chick. Confucius say: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow. Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger. Confucius say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand Confucius say: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today. Confucius say: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth! Confucius say: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight. Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion! Confucius say: Man who jump through window screen, strain self. Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level. Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth. Confucius say: Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should dress in basement. Confucius say: Man who live in glass house W/No Basement, STINKS! Confucius say: Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new key. Confucius say: Man who marries a girl with no bust, feel low down. Confucius say: Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money. Confucius say: Man who masturbate only screwing himself Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose! Confucius say: Man who polish knob play pocket pool. Confucius say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber. Confucius say: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end. Confucius say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner. Confucius say: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod. Confucius say: Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker. Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue. Confucius say: Man who put hand in pocket feels cocky all day Confucius say: Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth! Confucius say: Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache. Confucius say: Man who put rooster in freezer over night have frozen cock. Confucius say: man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted. Confucius say: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails! Confucius say: Man who screw girl on hillside not on level. Confucius say: Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again. Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point! Confucius say: Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night Confucius say: Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet. Confucius say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Confucius say: Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands. Confucius say: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss baloons. Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. Confucius say: Man who step in it often say it. Confucius say: Man who stick face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Confucius say: Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent. Confucius say: Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out! Confucius say: Man who walk through door sideways is going to Bangkok. Confucius say: Man who who put cock on stove have hot rod. Confucius say: Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion. Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Confucius say: Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks. Confucius say: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs. Confucius say: Man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky! Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Confucius say: Man with holes in pockets feels nuts. Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around. Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry. Confucius say: Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist. Confucius say: Many men smoke but Fu Manchu. Confucius say: Mind's journey begins with a single Why? Confucius say: Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed. Confucius say: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom. Confucius say: Never trust woman who uses phrase eager beaver Confucius say: No difference between man and mouse. Both end up in pussy. Confucius say: Nothing. Because he's dead! Confucius say: OK for schoolboy to masturbate long as not against Principal. Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it Confucius say: Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. Confucius say: Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church Confucius say: People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up. Confucius say: People who quote me are fools! Confucius say: Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm. Confucius say: Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog! Confucius say: Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock Confucius say: Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit! Confucius say: Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. Confucius say: Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose Confucius say: Rook before you reap! Confucius say: Rotten wood cannot be carved. Confucius say: Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind. Confucius say: Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk. Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown. Confucius say: Soldier who goes to bed horny wakes up with discharge in hand. Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Confucius say: Stop quoting me! Confucius say: Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people have! Confucius say: The early worm has a death wish... Confucius say: The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it. Confucius say: The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door. Confucius say: Those who make love in strawberry patch have butt in jam. Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools Confucius say: To prevent hangover stay drunk! Confucius say: Too darn much! Confucius say: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick. Confucius say: Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone. Confucius say: Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. Confucius say: War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. Confucius say: Watched Tandy Never Boots! Confucius say: What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others. Confucius say: When baby cry, give bust in face. Confucius say: When in doubt, whip it out Confucius say: When lady say maybe, she mean yes. Confucius say: When lady say no, she mean maybe. Confucius say: When lady say yes, she no lady. Confucius say: While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding. Confucius say: Why did Confucius always speak in English? Confucius say: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius? Confucius say: Wife for life is better than wife for strife Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Confucius say: Woman cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary. Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time. Confucius say: Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down. Confucius say: Woman seek equality with man - no ambition. Confucius say: Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary! Confucius say: Woman who dance wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. Confucius say: Woman who douches with vinegar have sour puss. Confucius say: Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth Confucius say: Woman who flies upside down always has crack up. Confucius say: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock. Confucius say: Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy. Confucius say: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house. Confucius say: Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky. Confucius say: Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. Confucius say: Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge. Confucius say: Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine. Confucius say: Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring. Confucius say: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over. Confucius say: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. Confucius say: Women and elephants never forget an injury. Confucius say: Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay. Confucius say: Work to become, not to acquire

[12packprophet]

Confucius say lay off whatever drugs you're on, brah.

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[i'moffthywallz]

at least you didnt post the annoying black kid dancing "didnt read gif"

[hotsauceinthedickholewastaken]

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damn I used to have that ballin ass $30 watch

[MedicineCabinet]

[boxcarrapist]

No sir I don't like it.

[Butter_Milkshake]

Best fucking thread i've ever seen