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happy birthday, the.crooked!

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Guest 50million

hey mang,

 

happy birthday. sorry you had to work on your birthday...that kinda sucks. hopefully you will be drunk by the end of the day.

 

 

someone post tits. im at work.

 

 

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Happy birthday. After work you should go sample all the fancy booze in the store, I heard they have to give it to you for free.

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I fucking wish.

 

The beer buyer gave me a Goose Island Burboun County the other day.

 

Maybe I'll shotgun it when I get home.

 

Nothing like drinking a year old aged beer in a completely irresponsible bro-ish way.

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i once enjoyed a half drank 3 day old aged brew of the finest molsons hops after an 8ball of cocaine and endulging on a delicious three stripped bacon half bun with butter.

 

the beer was truly delectable and bacon utterly succulant.

 

aged beer is divine.

 

especially when you cannot pass any air through your nostrils and your not wearing any pants.

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I'll give you a call later. I might be able to give you a reup on the present I gave you last year and I'm staying not far from where you're at.

 

Wow, I just realized it's been a year since I met you and you were staying around the corner from where I was living in Berkeley. Strange.

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