iloveboxcars Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 wait.. No homo hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 oh. *censored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 boxcars--your post moved me. i wept for you. i seriously wept for you. i forwarded that story to harvey firestein, and he wants to make it a lifetime exclusive production. if you're interested, let me know. i also just finished working on the cover for your story, if you want to finish it and put it in print. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 HAHAHAHA LMAO THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVERRRR. -no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Boxcars.. i just 24rd on you. Hook me up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 would you let a dude blow you for a mil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 i wonder if dawood will come back to read that. i wonder if this thread has expired in most peoples minds and the majority wont even be able to read my story. that shit took a couple hours of ducking the boss pretending i was catching up on some data entry (which i dont even know how to do) ah, the things i do for 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 i just got an email from Harvey Firestein. he said they just signed Tom Selleck for the part of Phong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 who knew fabio liked to fuck shoulder blades? or "bone" shoulder blades i should say. "come here bitch, let me fuck your back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 dude, look at that photo again, he's fucking her armpit! try it sometime. it's fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 A (gay) friend of mine offered me $500 if I let him give me a blowjob, and I said no thanks. So, I can honestly say I have been in this situation and have turned down the cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 shai --now if that dude had case carrying 1 million dollars, and offered the same deal, would you take it? $500 --shit i wouldn't even let the dude teabag the back of my hand for that amount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 i wonder if dawood will come back to read that. i wonder if this thread has expired in most peoples minds and the majority wont even be able to read my story. that shit took a couple hours of ducking the boss pretending i was catching up on some data entry (which i dont even know how to do) ah, the things i do for 12oz. good thing you wrote my name because I search my name on 12oz. so I can e-stalk myself and found your post..... riveting, simply smashing, you're a gentleman and a scholar, superb (minus the hampster in your ass) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Earl- No, because I don't think money for sex is a good deal. I would probably turn down any offer of money for straight sex because I respect myself too much. Also, it's pretty simple. I'm not into guys, therefore no incentive- cash or otherwise- is going to get me to do anything with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Shai,Not for nothing, cause you know we're cool in the gang and all (insert no homo here) but sometimes you take channel 0 too serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 shai --now if that dude had case carrying 1 million dollars, and offered the same deal, would you take it? $500 --shit i would even let the dude teabag the back of my hand for that amount. Dam man... not something you want to let everyone on the internet know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 NODIXPLZKTHXBAI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 Dam man... not something you want to let everyone on the internet know... hahahaha --good point man. i just wish people would stop posting that photo of me kissing seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 it aint gay if he's wearing lipstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 true story: Back in 94 I was doing time in county for probation violation. (like 8 months) And there was this 6 ft.+ like 300 lb. dude from around my way locked up (keep in mind, doing less than a year or two) This dude was like always beating niggas up, but Dude had this homo sucking him off and basically being his bitch. Making him coffee, fetching his things for him. This faggot ( the dead up homo, not the homo thug) used to wear his jail uniform all tight and tie his top up like a bitch. On top of that he/she used to get the red m&m's from canteen (commissary) and somehow make his lips red with them like lipstick and this 6ft + tall dude used to let this faggot suck him off and brag about it. Well one day I confronted him about being a faggot and he got all mad and wanted to fight, but I guess a lot of people were pissed about it too, because when i said it mad people took my side and said if he tried to do anything they would shank him, etc...Well, dude ended up getting moved to another unit because the CO's knew what was getting ready to pop off. 2-3 years later I was with my girl (who's now my wife) and we were at someone's house that i didn't really know well. There was some chick there talking about her man is this and that, and he's coming there soon blah blah blah...Dude walks in and looks at me like he saw a ghost. So I stand up cause I think we're about to start beefing from what jumped off before and dude tries to get all cool like we were boys in jail cause his lady was right there and I figured he was afraid I was going to blow up his spot. I didn't really want to go up and up with this big ass faggot nigga, so i just played it off and told my wife it was time to go soon. Moral of the story.... We bounced and the fat nasty chick stayed with the faggot dude. ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Moral of the story.... We bounced and the fat nasty chick stayed with the faggot dude. ha ha wonder what the chick would have said if you blew up his shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Good times. I'm still waiting for Mero to drop a gem on this subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 a mill would be nice but i dont think i could actually fuck a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 EVERY ONE ANSWER THIS QUESTION. COCKY MOUTH OR MOUTHY COCK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Moral of the story.... We bounced and the fat nasty chick stayed with the faggot dude. ha ha wait i'm confused... was it big gangster faggot or little bitch faggot that was with the fat bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 i'm gay HOLY SHIT IM HILARIOUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 HOLY SHIT IM GAY. .. , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 i love eating peanuts out of dude's assholes, and my favorite past time is jerking off to photos of ronald regan and walter mondale. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Ms. Emily Friedrickson was tied to what appeared to be a bowflex, but doubting Mr. Bouleguard wanted us to reach our peak physical condition I determined it must be a new torture machine Mr. Bouleguard had gotten on the black market. :lol: THis is one of the greatest lines I have ever read in my life!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 This is still the best thread on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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