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I just got hit on by a wrong number.


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Phone rings.

 

"Hello."

 

Girl's voice: (half drunk) "You still alive?!?!?!

 

To which I respond: Yes...who is this?

 

They repeat that back to me, to which I say my name.

 

We then figure out it's a wrong number but she keeps saying "You sound nice."

 

All I can respond with is "I try."

 

 

I hang up and have a feeling it isn't over.

 

I'm right.

 

A minute later, my phone rings with a new number.

 

Her friend calls (who is drunk also) and says: "My friend just called you by accident and says you sound cute."

 

Again, all I say is: "I try."

 

We then break into a 5-10 minute conversation that reminds me of the highschool/chatline days.

 

Finally it got awkward on my end and I hung up with a polite dispersal.

 

They were giving me all their info...Description, location, etc.

 

Crazy.

 

 

Its cause you are so skinny now...really dude, eat a sammich

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i thought i'd take this opportunity to say that i'm really diggin your book bojangles... i know i got it for christmas and i should be well into it by now but i'm a slow fucking reader. i just got to chapter 13 which is actually chapter 14 cause there were two chapter 6's

 

 

weird i know, that was kinda hard to follow, but good shit none the less

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