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WTF.. Rant.

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So as my plane lands in California, I turn my phone on to recieve this text message:

"Some girl sent me pictures of you and her fucking in Amsterdam, WTF!" - from my girlfriend..

 

apparently this chick i was banging for a month in germany sent pictures to my new girlfriend of me and her fucking.. which is strange, cause she has no idea who my girl is let alone her e-mail.

 

ever since my girl got a modelling contract, everyone has been trying to bring me down and try and kill this relationship. from my exes, to her exes

 

that's my rant

 

and also here's some more;

Art-Primo Seattle is fucking ghetto as fuck

405 had 3 lanes shut down on the way to SEA-TAC because a bus slid out of control, but had no damage?

And people in Cali are straight stupid, i'm in the front of the long line for lost baggage, and this dude tries taking cuts and we go "dude there's a line" he goes "really where" fucking people.. a girl did the same thing

 

Then there's this asian dude with Capri Camo's, Girlie American Eagle Snow Boots, and like 12 shirts all different colors and a mo-hawk from the 80's... Um Gay

 

That's my rants, hope you enjoyed.

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Another Rant

 

From: ****

Date: Dec 18, 2007 8:07 PM

 

 

i dont know if you even know me or have heard about me but regardless you need to get out of ********* life she is mine and I love her you need to understand that I fucking hate you. Just tell her that you dont want to be with her anymore its the best I will take care of her you dont deserve her. She wont even read my messages or return my phone calls. But I will still send her comments like i did today. stay out of her LIFE! I dont give a fuck if you write back dont be a pussy and step back im going to get her back one way or another. Maybe I should tell her that you are cheating on her or something. BACK OFF you have been in her life enough already!!!!!!!! I hate you cause she loves you!

 

wtf grow the fuck up people ;)

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Guest spectr

if I wasn't working on 40oz number 5 I would write a rant about quite a few things that have gone on recently... like my ex-roommate who sold drugs to her 9th grade students and got caught for doing it....(well she got caught for doing that.....)

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Guest shai_hulud

Commie- Snakes? Straight arm, to the chest, for all line cutters. Tell them, end of the line is behind me. Don't like it, too bad.

 

People trying to salt that game? Straight arm, to the chest, for all the haters. Tell them, end of the line is behind me. Don't like it, too bad.

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lol, good shit guys

i'm working on my 4th beer, i just got home 15 minutes ago, i got to work at 0830

 

fuck it i'm out soon

fuck it all

 

it just seems like whenever everything gets perfect, whack bam back to the ground zero

 

no rants right now. someone else rant

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As far as the second bullshit Myspace hater post goes, just say....

 

Dear So-and-so-

 

I'm in the military. That means I am a trained killer with access to lots of weapons and free transportation anywhere in the world. Also, I have friends that can find out where you live without too much effort.

 

I don't think I could make this any clearer without threatening you.

 

Sincerely,

 

Communist

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wow, commie, that is fucked. sounds like some bitches need to get choked.

 

 

i just got into a convo with a stupid bitch, that basically called me stupid for stopping selling drugs cuz apparently i stopped for the wrong reasons? lol

 

 

 

PEOPLE SUCK.

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As far as the second bullshit Myspace hater post goes, just say....

 

Dear So-and-so-

 

I'm in the military. That means I am a trained killer with access to lots of weapons and free transportation anywhere in the world. Also, I have friends that can find out where you live without too much effort.

 

I don't think I could make this any clearer without threatening you.

 

Sincerely,

 

Communist

 

 

 

 

 

 

fuckin right, take shai's advice here!! shai, if i wasn't out of props that shit would get clicked. tomrorow homie!

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i'm 22, and i feel like i'm back in highschool. i don't even know what to think.

 

on a good note, delta switched my plane ticket to alaska airlines cause they were overbooked and needed ppl to swithch, so they gave me a 14$ food voucher and a 25$ food voucher

 

i spent it on pizza, but still got the 25$ one. yea yea

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Guest shai_hulud

NOM NOM NOM.

 

Dude, don't take that shit off some hater. Tell him to step the fuck back.

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how can you call bullshit on a story lol. want me to take a flick of my txt msg on the cell phone?

 

it's okay don't hate, someone else rant

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I'm calling bullshit on Commies little story..

 

I believe him.

 

#1- I live in California. People don't line up here...they pile up, because no one else is as important as they are. As far as snakes go- arm to the chest, but pull it at the last second so it just taps them...but it's there before they saw it coming.

 

#2- I got hated on for some shit on the internet. I told the guy my address and when he could come talk to me in person, and never heard from him again.

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I believe him.

 

 

 

Yeah, I guess Commies girls ex boyfreind is so rich and powerfull that he sent a prostitute spy to find and shag Commie in another country while taking photos with a hidden cammera in order to sabatage dudes relationship with his model girlfreind.

Dude was brilliant enough to pull that off, but somehow managed to have a laps in brainpower long enough to send Commie a babbling, retarded text message about how he hates him and how Commie needs to man up and stop fucking dudes ex.

 

And somehow Commie's also on his 4th beer after getting home just 15 minutes prior to posting this thread.

 

My bad for doubting.

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hate on hate on my friend.. if that's your rant about me so be it

you need some xanax man

 

 

 

I'm not hating.

I'm just calling bullshit on your little cry for attention.

Next time think your soap oppera/spy movie through a little more.

Work out the kinks.

Don't be so blatantly obvious.

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Those are all details I missed about the second point, DAO.

 

But, I suppose that you could see it that way if you wanted to.

 

I still believe people in CA don't know how to form a proper line or obey simple rules of etiquette, though.

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lol, yea my cry for attention.

 

i come on 12oz of all places for attention, if i wanted attention i'd be on my myspace posting useless threads about how people need to comment my pictures and blog

 

but it's all good, you're simple minded and misguided

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I still believe people in CA don't know how to form a proper line or obey simple rules of etiquette, though.

 

Well I've never been to Cali, so I'm gonna take your word on that.

 

And cosign on your armbar advice.

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hahaha I remember cutting at the lunch line in school all the time

and it was not a line, it was more like a posse ganging up at the register

 

But I that was the last time I cut in line, fuck the freshmeat and the sophomores!!!

and yes I live in ca

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lol fucking cali people.

 

and then you got these asian people who work at every possible place, who hardly speak english. "a pepperoni pizza and a coke" them: "what?" and then that goes on 20 times

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With regards to the line commentary. This isn't meant to be a knock on Chinese folks or black folks, but...

 

...they seem to be the main offenders.

 

Okay, if you're Chinese and new to the country, I'll let it go. I have enough friends from China or who have traveled there to know that you don't line up, you pile up at the counter and shout.

 

But, ghetto ass people in my neighborhood just DO NOT UNDERSTAND that a cashier simply cannot take five different people's money, especially when thre of them are on their cells and the other two are having a conversation between themselves.

 

This is why the bodega owners in my neighborhood love me. I wait patiently, give them my undivided attention, always say hi, please, and thank you, pay up front for my goods, and leave without a fuss.

 

Since is almost unheard of around where I live, "common" courtesy gets me pretty far.

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