DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 i dunno i hated this kid because he used to be a smart ass who always said he was right about everything and was really republican. and apparently now hes a huge hippy pothead from what everyone has told me .. Don't sleep on them hippy potheads. They got a habit of getting bitches high and taking advantage on some free loving shit. And her going to the gym with him and commenting on his fitness aint a good sign either. But it aint nothing you can do about it without comming off as a paranoid jealous nut and making her want to say fuckit and fuck dude anyway. That sucks for you man. Just wait till they get back and tell him to stay away from your womans. And beat his ass if he don't wanna listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 dude brought up him being fat. she just responded. theres nothing to be afraid of there. DICK HER SISTER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellphone Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 my girls been gone for a week, she met one of my old freinds at the progam who i didnt like ,she was like hes really nice i went to the gym with him . their class is going to the beach on saturday. i feel angry jealous and sad, i just cant stop thinking about it thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 splash is the name of a gay bar in downtown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 how the hell is going to the gym gay? is this sarcasm just going way over my head? Because like 50 people on 12oz said it was. Duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 oh yeah. forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 How about guys who go to the gym because they want to get into better shape to attract an even higher quality of girls? Its not 1975 anymore, a cheap disposable bic and a bar soap just wont cut it anymore. Gotta keep up with the competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 fuck it just club them over the head and drag them back to the cave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 dude it's okay to be jealous, it shows that you at least care enough to worry about the shit she's doing, but i don't think you need to worry as much as you are. when i was going out with my ex i was the SUPER jealous type. i didn't even like it when she hung out with my guy friends. but the one reason for us having a good relationship and the one reason why i am so insane now is because i never confronted her about it ever and i let her carry on with her business and didn't give her shit about it. the breakup was horrible and i'm still not over it. so this has probably been the worst advice ever given to anyone, and i wish you two the best of luck. seeking should probably delete this post or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 yeah im not going to bring it up ill just try to talk to her as much as i can and wait for her to get back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 There are 300 million people in the USA. Heartbreak sucks, but, youll find something new. There have to be at least like, 50,000 cute single put together women out in nyc on any given night. not including tourists. If she leaves, she wasnt worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
never[TUA] Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 if you do something stupid like that, she really will end up fucking the dude. she's already gave him a blowjob, probably... :lol: but seriously.. explain to her that you've also been going to the gym. And your getting pretty muscley and shit. Wet her panties up so she'll finger bang herself to your thoughts and get the hornys out. That way when she goes to the beach with your doppelganger shes all self gratified and isn't watching his cock outline in his speedos. Baller status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICU Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 id be suspicious from the moment she brought dude up.if she says hes nice,say you didnt like him and why you didnt.let your girl know you feel ill cause of this.fuck who dont like it.p.s shes out of town,shouldent you be smashing one of your other two right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 yeah cuz like i think ill be fine once i talk to her, not even about it just talk to her. its just me wondering what could happen between this kid in 3 weeks. The fact also that i know the kid already and already hate this fag so much, the fact that she thinks hes so nice and all just makes it alot worse. Knowing the kid, he doesnt seem like the kind of kid to have a life, but i dont know i havnt seen him in like 3 years and apparently from my girls first impression of him hes no longer fat, hes very fit and hes really nice. i've just been through a situation similar to this. except relationship is over now..partly due to an external person. fuckry....sure it will work out okay dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 My right nut is jealous of the left... Should I be worried?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I knew it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 what are you up to tonight IOU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 so i talked to the guy, i got his number from a kid that went to school with him i have nothing to worry about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 ^So says the pothead hippy/muscle man that's schemin on your girl and by now knows that you think he's a douche. "Nah brah, you aint got nothin to worry about man. I wouldn't do that to you". :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Wait, you tracked him down and called him? And you believe him? If hes trying to smash, he's definately gonna tell your girl and try to make you look like a psycho stalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 While you were talking to him she was probably on her knees sucking him off. They're probably laughing about it right now. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 He'll probably tell your girl that you called him though, so prepare for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 wow you fucking stalked his ass and called him up? were you like hey long time no speak.... so..........are you trying to fuck my girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 lol no it wasnt like that i didnt even mention her i just wanted to see how gay he sounded(really gay) and act like i cared about catching up with him its ok that he tells her i called him, i told him to say hi to her for me ok that sounds weird too but it was fine, i dont feel like explaining everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 your motives are gonna be obvious to both of them . You should just quit while your ahead of yourself, take a deep breath, drink a beer and let things pan out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 well it seems like that worked out for you. if you know her address out there why dont you send her something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 nah yo they dont know shit, i havent even talked to her in 3 days she doesnt know my motives, and how would he?He knew the kid gave me his number because it was another person that went to school with us a long time ago and we were all supposed to catch up when he returned and i had forgotten about it, so it wasnt like "why are you calling me" shit and he said to me, dude you know your girlfreind is in the same program as i am that is so random man" and i was like yeah i heard, i havnt been able to talk to her recently so tell her i say hey.. that was to protocal, yeah it did work out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 and he had the od lisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 DAAAYYYYAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!!!!! She's already dodging your calls!!!!!! He's so tappin that ass!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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