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random shit that gets stuck in your head

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ive always though it would be awesome to have sex with nelly furtado, not becaue im attracted to her but because i think (judging from her singing voice) that she would make cute noises in bed....very random and probably not true at all...

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nelly is my girlfreind. please no more fantisizing about her. thanks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i get alot of stuff stuck in my head, such as the theme song to camp cariboo.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

I think very often about timing the bubbles in my beer,

How long does it take from bottom to top,

how many bubbles reach the surface in one minute?

someday i'll do it

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my 6th grade math teacher got an arrow stuck in her head once... she always used to crawl under her desk and bark at us.... ahh those were the days

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I think about painting when I'm having sex sometimes......

maybe that's a bad thing though! It's like I can't get a fr8 pregnant and screw up my life so maybe that's where I should be right now! The fr8 doesn't have a nasty"diva" attitude, ya know??

Then I check out this girl and her stuff and go "awwww fuck it"

"I'll paint tomorrow....." Bad habit!!

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Guest Handjob

Every night, the thought of Boring Bastard talking on the phone while in the shower wakes me up in a cold sweat.

 

I haven't slept in days...

 

Kill me...

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Guest dukeofyork
Originally posted by Boring Bastard

I think about painting when I'm having sex sometimes......

maybe that's a bad thing though! It's like I can't get a fr8 pregnant and screw up my life so maybe that's where I should be right now! The fr8 doesn't have a nasty"diva" attitude, ya know??

Then I check out this girl and her stuff and go "awwww fuck it"

"I'll paint tomorrow....." Bad habit!!

 

im the flip side of this scenario..

ill be thinking (especially now that its winter) dam, a girl would be nice and warm right now....and id still be able to feel my fingers and toes.

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Guest snafuno

I think about painting when I'm having sex sometimes......

 

dude that is a horrible habbit!!!

After me and nelly stopped dating a year or two a go she has just got ran upin!!! Her pussy sags like my navy blue dickies!!!!!!! What! What!!

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yeah i think about skating while im having sex, but that is just so that i wont get it all premature then i can make that bitch cum....what?

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