Boring Bastard Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 It's amazing how the coalition keeps steady crushing....... toting the hammer and the sickle when we get to "Russian" like Dragoff when boxing with Rocky! Even Adrian's doper than you so stop acting so fucking cocky! You wanna sock me? Then kid let's get it on! You're rusty like this steel mic that I've been spitting on! Shitting on our foes............ Dropping the hot shit so you better watch your toes! We're like the Grand Rapids and Babbling Brooks is kinda your flows! Oh here it goes........... I just keep on ass whipping! You must be pigeon toed 'cause you keep STEADY tripping.......... Your "S" dripping............like "SSSSilly SSSSSuffering SSSSSucotash I ain't got no cash and you know Boring is fitting to whip my assssss!!" I could have passed............ but that wouldn't have been no fun! Like not pulling your dick out in front of a thousand virgin nuns!! Or playing Russian Roullette with an empty fucking gun! Stay ripping rhymes over the cell phone even when I'm "On The Run".... So check it son............I'm about to call it quits.......... I had Mexican for Dinner last night and you know I got the shits!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta go to shit on some more toilet EMCEEEE's!!! Boring "The Internet Kid Puncher" !!!!!!!!!! :king: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 When lifes got you stressed How do you get shit done Do you twist words with your tounge Or do you sit back and get shun Are you jus one of those people that gotta use a gun Point the metal to a head squeeze for fun Let that shit go and watch all the red run till darkness swirls through your eyes But you never realize Till its to late That shit would work out if you just waited for fate Now that its over its such a relief That I allowed my head to follow my Beliefs But in the end it was my values and vanity That kept me sane from all my insanities "They Schools" are what caused my mind break down You see the kind of high expectations caused me to frown Teachers tellin me to tune up my ears and pay attention Which requires me to turn down my amp and mention How Dead Prez said "school is like a 12 step brainwash camp" If you finish your good If not you aint gotta chance Now I look back at all that hindered me All those evils and poisons of our society Be it the reefer, coke, or xstasy the adults and teachers that gave no variety Those are the things that I can look back on And say shit was fun But nows its all gone Sure I Wish I had made some different choices Done more coke and listened to the voices That pushed me and told me to go farther Wish I had that father figure that told me to try harder Sitting back now drinkin a 40 bottle watchin the moon shine Like Wu-tang clan why not "take it back to 79" Before Everclear even thought about singing "father of mine" But 79 is so far back it blinds me So lets fast forward to 1990 The year I started first grade Took two steps in and thats where it fades was told to finish highschool and Id have it made Go on to college Acknowledge im stupid and pay But I fucked up some where Must be in the ending Hand on a gun so my minds bending Only this time it aint a metaphor with brains spilled all over my bed room floor .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 everyone tore apart that toy ass bitch why he even bothered just makes no sense we was spittin car crushin lyrics,he barely made dents yall realize were on page SIX props to 455 for gettin this shit started its mostly ill on the real a couple posts retarded this thread composed the few the proud part of hip hop the underground like aesop rock i try to pick apart the day never how i want it till the weekend and payday lappin duelling monster lyrics toys scared to step near it lifes a bitch and then u die but ill raise hell with all my mite fuck all hippies and tye dye pieces buffed i tend to cry not for real it hurts inside ill bomb it twice give me time way to poor to "drop the dime" deal with devil, sure ill sign help me look, lost my mind cant be free in the daily grind like sands through the hourglass THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES hahahahahhaa.. on some soap opera shit ya heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 hell yeah....Coffeehouse,IF,BB,milo....peace goes to you. most of these cats can't see us like optical illusions when we give 'em mutiple brain contusions I'm not Prince Po or Pharohe but still keep my Confusion Organized Blink tried to step up and died a horrible death we drop bombs like threats come fresh like Clorets got these bitch ass Mc's panties soakin' wet exposed with no clothes everytime the coalition flows for instance burnin' kids like incense I remember spittin' freestyles long distance to my man Boring over the celly rhyming so precise I could rip the ice off Nellys' chest if I step on stage I caress the microphone like a fine female leavin' heads with Swollen Members from a Madchild but I still Prevail even if the beat sounds stale listenin' to the cops sirens wail in the wind peace to all my internet friends all my internet friends.... all my internet friends....... The 12oz rhyming coalition putting kids in Special Ed because we're "On a Mission"..... milo,BB,IF,CH,CME,BIG CAP,GO3i,gsteez,nails...everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 that post was for real-he wrote "dead mc" knowing he would be dead soon-blinker is dead his family wanted to bury him but in his will he wanted to be cremated instead "severe lyrical wounds to the head" is what the autopsy said damn- my condolences go out to his family & friends bet they're all pussys too- we rock mics they rock playtex & depends tampons & maxipads and fuck each other in there rear-ends his whole style sucked on a scale 1-10 he couldn't even get a 1 our shit goes up in the multiple tens we freestyle on here - he wrote & rehursed w/ pads & pens dam it would suck for the 12oz freestyles to be where your life dead ends oh well some other sucka will take his place come on here with bullshit and we'll spray you to in the face str8 burn & blind you like mace BLINK_evryda mom said he's has always been a family disgrace so evrybody just be smart and see what happens if ya wanna getta taste... bigups-cf,455,bb,nails,cmeup,gsteez,milo,....bring it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 Shit Blink has been beaten and incinerated His characture looks like its been grated Like cheese it was so quick he didnt even have a chance To advance and yell please Dont and or stop He just popped off at the mouth once and got dropped And used Was made our bitch and got abused Slapped up how many amount of times I count over 15 puncture wounds just on his sides Burns marks all over his body he tryin to hide 1 exploded dome just like mine Only im back from the dead from my previous verse Just in time to be drivin blinks herse When he wakes up from his wounds He'll have a relapse drop to the floor his heart will collapse Stick my "boomstick" up to his nose Cock it back Spit some shit like "Groovy" And let that shit blow like the evil dead 2 movie Only I can tell reality Goin out and shootin up his friends and family Earning five hundred and fifty dollars easy oh shit look what grand theft auto 3 taught me im tired..peace yall :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Bump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Check it out niggaz! I don't mean to brag or boast...... A lot of pussy cats call me " AOK" just like the old man GHOST! I guess I'm just kind of excited this is my thousandth post! I've been here for more than a year and I've made a couple friends.. this shit slows me down at work when I'm trying to get some ends...... but fuck it though! You kids are pretty cool........Still don't have a Benz so you can drool and stalk! But my dicks only a foot long so please get off the jock 'cause I'm catching a rash.........might lash out a little brash! Still busting shots rhyming when I'm whipping your ass! So fuck a mouthpiece! I don't need one when I'm boxing.........after I rip your lips off it'll be hard to do that talking! Get to walking..........better yet....... "Kid, you need to step!" 'cause you're stepping to the greatest....."Didn't you check my rep?" Some call me ALI just like Coffeehouse had mentioned.......... You're just a private and the general is commanding your attention!!! Who knows about asthma prevention? You losing your breath when you mention my name............"Boring Bastard's da Biggest Bully" ya better respect my game!!:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 bumpity bump bump bump.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Boring punks kids like "American Me"........... I explode mics burning kids to the umpteenth degree...... Telepathy of the mental sort is what you need......... It's a shame you're "My Sacrifice" kinda like Creed......... I guess we've agreed that greed gets you nowhere........ There's no real topic here so quit it with that blank stare........ Not too impressive........I just really feel like babbling about nothing inparticular.......just a couple thoughts unravelling........... Stabbing like a javeling when you're getting tossed......... I got more stanzas than the Danza who won Tonies on "Who's the Boss?" You getting lost? See Boring is like Booger with all these jibber jabber words..........What's the matter you don't remember? You ain't ever seen "The Nerds"! Phi Cappa Gamma with Earsnot wearing the glammer.........Stimmer, stammer, studder.........What? You ain't ever seen someone spit so butter! I ain't from the gutter and I never said I was..........when I'm done you'll be seeing so much blood that you'll start calling me 'cuz! Yo.......... here's the buzz..........and the newest on the street.........I attack any track and defeat any beat!!:king: ;) Boring "The Rambling Idiot" Bastard :confused: :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 you off tha hook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Originally posted by CapPeeler you off tha hook Thanks bro! I thought that in you're neck o'da woods they say "You off da chain, mein!" or "Say bruh, you off 'da chain!":confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 I send men on a journey when I'm rocking to Mystic.......... Just got the tune up so stop touching on my dipstick........ Ya half brained nim-whit I only rock when it's dim lite! I come alive at night kinda like a Vampire......... nocturnally ripping tracks so hard most producers decide to retire....... Steadily spit fire with no need to volunteer for the Extinguish Agenda...... Oh my bad! It's Extinction! Didn't mean to offend ya! I've got addenda that I really need to add.........but you know how those backpackers are around their dad! "Hi there, fella, how're you doin'?" Too bad I'll snatch their girls and teach a thing or two about some screwing......all up in ya sheets! Like Fabric Softeners when I'm creeping! Opposite of black but you can call me Uncle Tom when I get to peeping! I seen your girl and she ain't even on your level! You're mad ugly.......must have gotten hit with a shovel! You shouldn't test 'cause my best guess is the judges decide in my favor.........you're raw like some burger and I'm the filet cram packed with the flavor! Need a lifesaver? 'cause the world got you down! Little upset 'cause I'm always rolling through your town? Oh well it's okay.......maybe one day........ you can catch my fr8's up in the yard! Time's up ya fucking bitches 'cause I JUST PULLED YOUR CARDS! What What ?? Boring "The Internet Kid Puncher"!! Coalition member #006 steady repping!!:king: Peace to all the 12 oz homies......... Cap,CF, 455, CMEUPONEDER, Can't forget my negro Milo! Nails........my momma for holding me down! Aunt Jamima for repping on them flapjacks! My Unleaded Supreme for taking care of my vehicle when we schmobbing to politic and shit! One love and all types of nonsensicle bullshit rap shout outs!! One! and Two!:king: :confused: :crazy: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 One love to all them niggaz that know how " 'bout it " I really am! Lil' Romeo..........Lil' Bow Wow.........Lil' Kim for letting me suck on them fake ass titties and her sourpuss!! One ( again) !!:p :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 "we say all that shit up in Her...i meant down in Her in these neck a da woods brah!!!".." you off tha hook, chain, hinge, heezy mein...whateva.." southernplayalisticlinguistics...hee haw!! Originally posted by Boring Bastard Thanks bro! I thought that in you're neck o'da woods they say "You off da chain, mein!" or "Say bruh, you off 'da chain!":confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutter steez Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 off the chain - the thread's got styles fa miles heads bring da pain in Crunk Freestyles stuff fake emcees in big crack viles Crushin Fools - stack em in piles cause i bore bastards and peel caps get a whore when i hasta then give her some daps get my money back when i take her in craps a lil trick i learned, from my real paps i know the flow aint platinum, aint even gold but i'm new ta this shit, career aint that old come a bit aggressive is what i've been told but dont show your hand, and dont ever fold hold a full house like dem olsen twins now they a lil old i'd like to get up in dem skins rock all females and check boyfriend chins got honeys all wet, leavin in depends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 bumpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 ...peace BB,CME,CAP...guttasteeeez...I'll be back with some more...I feel like shit today though.I hate sinus infections... I Rock like Ruck with a style you couldn't pick-up if you owned a truck when my mental erupts I cover the masses' with ashes most MCs' couldn't see me if they fuckin' wore glasses...damn,fuck it. I'm gonna go back to sleep..the Nyquil is getting to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 la la la connect the dots im "cummin" to ya like a pee wee movie shot i dont give a fuck u think hes sick or not paul reubens a pimp and a big star feds broke down his door talkin bout some child porn shit i read his while u were sleepin interview i know he didnt do it no doubt he wishes he was sittin in "chairy" sippin on a whiskey and look at cheri talkin to his globe askin where he should go im tired of this shit all cops "blow" alright thats enough about pee wee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 I dont spit lyrical innovations Just for invitations To your fake freestyle lyricist association Cause im invited to every party No doubt Alwasy waitin for that final bout As soon as the bell rings im ready Dodgin and weavin Always rock'in steady Like that guy from Tekken 3 named Eddy Taking in more hits then I dish out Then comin at cha leavin your face like sauerkraut Only this time you dont need any relish Cause if I wanted to feed you some nasty shit Id just embellish, the hit into your face leaving you confused about God like Mase.. Notice how I dont need to roc lyrics like a gangster Spitting shit from my dome like a con artist or a pranksta Lettin my thoughts pour out into flows Never talking about how my iced wrist twinkles or glows I leave that up to the fake flossers and thugs Cause spokane has its share of all those mugs :D Peace..C, and Basic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 yo word this is mc ttboy comin with the old school flava like flave i got clocks while you sitting in ya docks, i rocks hard like van halen, wailin, pay respects to the news man ed whalen, rest in peace, his news casts spread from west to east around the globe, im old like the book of jobe, but this rhymin things old, cause im not a rapper and i dont take this seriously. hoped you liked my jammin jives and dope beats and fly mixes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Do I sense sarcasm t.t....hmmm do I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Originally posted by IntangibleFame Do I sense sarcasm t.t....hmmm do I? hahhahaha na, i just wanted to try being a rapper. did you like my rhymes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontCompareMe Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 t.t. i dont take this seriously either mysteriously crushin fr8s its the lyrical dreamweaver take it to the streets with more ups than ceiver or orfn witness the fly rhyme contortion distortion of the letters to form somethin worth sportin around yo neck fuck the ice D_C_M here to reinstate the intallect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 maybe someday ill grow up and be a rapper too...someday....probably not though...yhea sure..that was jivin like a triple shot of some caffinated java T.T..well maybe..not...but sure what the hey eh? Dontcompareme...dontquityourdayjob.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 I just wrote some shit into my fuckin' computer and it disappeared once I hit the reply button...fuck!..oh well.see ya tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GorbortOrman Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 Originally posted by DontCompareMe t.t. i dont take this seriously either mysteriously crushin fr8s its the lyrical dreamweaver take it to the streets with more ups than ceiver or orfn witness the fly rhyme contortion distortion of the letters to form somethin worth sportin around yo neck fuck the ice D_C_M here to reinstate the intallect hurray 4 orfn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 tease you came ill- its 10:30am and i got to be somewhere @ 10 till so i'm out..pease to all my iced out lyrical hustlers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 BUMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 nail them to the cross is what he said/ smashing mics and i aint even down with cornbread/ thats right i am a white piece of trash that wont last past my youth/ check out my gutters and hold that as evidence and proof/ all these other cats trying to rip a thug image are a spoof like ghosts or publishers clearing house/ thats right im down with slinging the white mouse/ im as sketchy as a condemned house/ in these lyrics youll find the key to my mental prison/ please let me out before i come up missing/ you wont take me seriously but just please listen/ because my mind state makes me play the hard roll/ someone is soon going to find me in the ground like a mole/ my happiness is comparable to coal/ soon you will all see the effects of a malnerished soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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