Boring Bastard Posted December 31, 2001 Share Posted December 31, 2001 I'll spit later........... gotta go!!:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 im milo of va ruler of the day bitches round the world always coming by my way im not down with a date i just wanna get laid up and out, on the town ,forward and reverse always coming tru, frontin niggas wear the curse blue balls blue balls herniated ass the ladies always come to me that want to have a blast ima baller ima roller ima prince in blingin armour im sexy sexy sassy a fuckin four alarmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 I'm boring like the life of a kid that's lacking a dad............... A lot of cat's talk shit to me.............but that's cool it's just a fad........ 'cause they get sliced, diced, and iced with the ginsu............. about to start TAKING my props because they've BEEN due!! When I run through ya...I'm like visine in ya drink! I get ya sick to your stomach while you're clutching the sink straddling the shitter....... Styles a one-hitter quitter............ I'm a sick rhyme spitter......... What's the matter?? You kinda bitter?? Jaws shatter and pussy cats hit the floor........ rolling on the canvass asking "What's the score?" but it ain't a game.......... it's a battle! You know the name!! Boring battles "kids in the "hall" fighting for my fame and my grand induction......... Damn your girls got the suction!! Cum before I even start fucking!! Just stop ducking and weaving 'cause I'm the King like Stephen......... end up in the Pet Semetary then I'll have niggaz believing......... have you retrieving like golden........... with my Origami styles you're folding....... my fort might be under attack but I can guarantee I'm holding!!!! Boring Bastard "The Internet Kid Puncher" Happy New Years kids................ Gouged where you at??? CMEUP ya pud jerker!!! :king: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 a tight knit stich my one nite bitch fakie 180 inward heelflip alo bva this shits about to rip im the deuce of the caboose T O I trip on it name of this game is do or die not literally just sayin dont waste your mind two things u wont get back, regret and time do what u must to keep it real express all your thoughts and how u feel keep it purely true when u represent in the name of love for the elements i keep it straight this east coast kat i come at u ill or i come on the attack my style it varys from nite to day whether i be scriptin on paper or bombin with paint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 Yo Milo......... We're some style pros........... so here's a lesson.......... Welcome to the board and don't stop for second guessing............... take the blessing that's better known as the 12......... and snatch your biggest dictionary straight up off the shelf....... Open it up and proceed to get busy......... whip this place into a whirl wind until your visions blurred and ya feeling dizzy........ Like Mr. Gillespie??? Lesson #2......... Don't ever test me! But that's cool 'cause I'm on your side and we can Snipe cats like Wesley on Passenger 57 ........... Lesson #3.......... Don't Run 'cause you're the Reverend and this is your church!! If cats don't come to school on Sunday I guarantee they're getting hurt........... and put in work!! 'Cause that's the lesson #4!! If you need some more advice then hit me back 'cause I've got more!! :king: :king: Everyone rock something for New Years would ya??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 ahh yes boring bastard words i spit magically transformed and plastered lyrically this freestyle session weve mastered takin out toys with my photon blaster the flows i spit, speed racers not faster all u prophet kids we gonna keep u in check talk shit, rhyme wack, your ass catch wreck when i release lyrical venom u best drop and hit da deck better safe than sorry, dive over the porch i can burn ya flamin ass like the fuckin human torch this barbecue blazin dont touch, get scorched stay home and practice before u come online and burst i dont know whats worse your halatosis or your words 276 the bird and the bottle i roar lyrics, with the crack of my throttle logically inclined like that nigga aristotle battle me and bastard your life its in danger u need some reinforcements call in the rescue rangers animals on the mic, big scary trembling thunder nobody will touch us not even the crocodile hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 It's time for another rhyme from an artistic craftsman with some verbal tools to school these fools,fuck it... A new revolution New Years' Day resolution see me in "high-resolution" like computer graphics pack a punch(line) where it counts to keep you in check like bank accounts even when consuming alcohol in mass amounts time to Bounce if you want bring static because I might let you have it in fact I treat a track like O.J. when I straight stab it on the contrary your vocabulary is elementary maybe complexity is what it's lackin' my thoughts generate and penetrate fast actin' like Tinactin..... ....just a little something.... peace..Happy New Year.get drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 ive never been into freestylin but please this is like facing the albanian miltary what wack words these niggas be spittin? just rehearsing rhymes already writtin bitch please, no competition in just 3 days im gonna taste success and you'l be like a taliban, dying with the rest theres no way u can take my violent retorts u still hide ur small dick with xtra large boxer shorts In just 3 days your bitch i be stealin Your shit i be dealin your posse be reelin from my vocals blazin from the floor to the ceilin On the ground with a gat to their neck kneelin so bitches, please take a seat, open your mouths and suck regulators meat this is prolly the worst, but its my first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 I'm the King like BB with the funk and all that........... riding the Coltrane to the City like a New Jack............. but Ice-T couldn't stop me even if I was an Analog Brother........ You don't wanna battle and that's word to mother.......... Spit it really simple in black and white like Mr. Other....... homespun characters made to mock you........ I don't think you understand.... Even if I was ICH I wouldn't JOCK you......... Your ASS gets CRACKED too......... Maybe you follow what I'm saying........ I gladiate more Black Crowes than Russell when I'm slaying......... So hekyll and jekyll all you want 'cause it don't really matter......... even if you fed E Honda rotten Sushi he couldn't spit fatter....... So fuck the chitter chatter 'cause I get it Fresh like Wes....... I'm the Maestro in this bitch and you're failing my symphonic test........ Pandemonium I'm bringin without being Buddha blessed........ Wear your titanium gear and I'll still put 2 through your chest like Liu Kang.......... Own more Wallabee's than the Wu-Tang............. Tongues hanging out like Jordan when I gang bang with True COLORS even Sean Penn couldn't stop me.......... Probably would have hit Madonna but the pussy was too damn sloppy!!! Boring "The Internet Kid Puncher" What What What???? New Years Day Funk!!! Milo keep it going!! :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 Bump!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizx Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 2002 day number one for fun, i paint , from cops i run under bridge, i talk to bums at the yard, trains go and come some kids that paint, write where they from last year i painted twenty some 2002 ill paint a ton no prize or medal or trophies won i paint by moonlight paint by sun paint for hours till im done paint alone or with someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 ...HOLY SHIT..HAHAHAHAHa...Boring...Fresh Wes...Jesus,I haven't heard that in years..."chicks with big tits give me a gland stand..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 its been a while - i see some styles that are newer like das efx i'm gonna bring the same flavor comin straight from the sewer residing on the east coast & play from here all the way to the bay spittin of rounds that you can't handle not today, tomorrow, or anyday remain baffled with nothin to say the holliday season had me tied up doin the family thing now i'm back in the dirtydirty kickin up dust and fondalin my girl while shes suckin on my ding-a-ling back to standard operations school,bills,and shady realizations speakin of...i gotta bounce b/c i'm the worst when it comes to precrastanations pease..b.b.,c funkstar,455,nails,cmeup,go3i,on&on...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 Originally posted by 455 ...HOLY SHIT..HAHAHAHAHa...Boring...Fresh Wes...Jesus,I haven't heard that in years..."chicks with big tits give me a gland stand..." Well you know........ I'm 'bout it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *ShOrT-FeWs* Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 watch out what ya say cause somtimes shit goes neutral ways and it often gets misrepresented in these strange days, in time gets me vexed like coronas with no limes rich rappers with no rhymes smart ass muthafuckas with no mind... stay 1 step behind most of the time impossible to find like hidden landmines.....:idea: WHAT WHAT ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 kerosene heater, light burning bright my only friend, it keeps my ass warm at nite winter is here and man this shit sucks frost on my windshield, frost on my nuts when im out painting and the cold wind blows i got hothands in my pockets and more on my toes kerosene heater i wish u could come too but theres not enough room for my paint and you one thing about winter, youll learn to paint fast hurry up and get done or freeze off your ass spray caps clog , paint its thick and after all your trouble youll probably end up sick put on your longjohns and wear lots of cloathing focus on painting instead of fucking moaning be sure u wear gloves this is good advice i figure ud hate to be painting and lose the finger for the trigger always wear a tobogan made of a thick ass thread about 70 percent of body heat is lost through the head just a couple tips, to get u through the winter stay safe have fun no matter how bitter if its cold enough for piss to freeze right to you penis then stay home its too cold and i fuckin mean this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 boring, teaser where u at?? oh no as i go, twice in a row u cant see me, but im here to show how i constantly flow do this shit for free neva made any dough row row row yo motherfuckin boat on my nut u choke naw not u those toy ass blokes this session is bein kept alive by bastard teaser & 455 buy my paint from the five and dime its really too bad my art is a crime ive only been chased twice, i ran like a rocket always on the run like the marker in my pocket im here to further my illegal propaganda stop by va and take a long gander i like to make stickers my shits an intense riot props to shepard ferrey and please OBEY GIANT my camera its sure could use a flash moneys tight now, i really dont have the cash u might think im a dork but please dont clown ive been savin my paint reciepts all year round add em all up and this is what i found i spent 750 bucks to paint my fuckin town thats a lotta money a big ole green wad i should get a thank you card from krylon a hate letter from the vandal squad im gonna make a skateboarding video with graffiti ill send it everywhere sayin SPONSOR ME a casual convention im on the pole subjected milo writes and rhymes have u detected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 THIS IS PURPOSELY CRAPPY BC IM JUST FUKKIN AROUND.....READ IT ANYHOW IT'LL GIVE YOU A LAUGH !!!!!!!! im stab you in ur mother fuckin eye socket rip your ugly eye ball out and drop it you dont wanna fuck with me so go inside shut the door and lock it ive already grabbed my nine and cocked it you think earthquakes are natural no thats me when i grab the earth and rock it you think sunsets are actual thats me standin in front of the sun and block it theres nothing you can do but wait and except it ima punch you so hard , you'll turn dislexic my rhymes arent harsh , theyre down right ecclectic kill you with my voice when i breathe deep and project it try to shoot me , ill just glare and deflect it serve up ur best battle , ill easily reject it send u home a loser depressed and dejected when kids get my demo , they never eject it look at the charts , my fame is reflected they got no idea , theres subliminals in my music you like it cause i force you , not cause you choose it i stole ur self control, its mine u lose it ur a bomb waiting to explode and only i can diffuse it so watch ur back people,i can go off at anytime the verbal explosion can happen in any rhyme any verse any paragraph fuck even any line ill kill you with 2 dollars in the form of twenty dimes youre spendin at the record store, buyin ur kid that album yeah that one , its mine not only detramental , my rhymes are laced with crime ur kid's the out on the schoolgrounds with the shovel layin mines HAHAHA........G'NITE.....HOPE YALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 you were warned we about to leave this cyber cipher torn apart rugged like Lewis and Clark lyrically exploring 455 and the Boring Bastard pass the mic like Grey Poupon from one limo to another my brother from a different mother we do damage to mother fuckers who can't keep it moving like truckers over interstates one love to milo I might just go "psycho" like norman bates when I create pictures with this scripture like Kodak me and my peeps reppin' 12 oz be on the case like Kojak and you know that they got my back like a knapsack Jansport or Eastpack it don't even matter swing batter you will still stike out when I throw a Wild Pitch like the record label If we were rhyming with a mic I'd leave you strangled the cable around your neck in the from of a noose I get loose like a tooth send your Group Home and still be "Livin' Proof"...... CapPeeler,BB,CMEUP,Miloooo,Coffeehouse,nails,Gouged...maintain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 ....oh yeah..tease...it was good talking to you...peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Peace to my man CMEUP representin' Texas we do damage to your IQ so you can't test us comin' clean like your hair when you use Nexus with conditioner styles silky smooth we catch crazy wreck ain't nothin' left to prove you lose when we drop non-stop hip-hop strictly undercover like cops you can't peep us worship rap religion like Jesus Christ everytime we bless a mic device twice as nice when lettin' off these rhymes as rounds competion gets clowned like Ronald over a billion served most Mc's are absurd it's time to give 'em what they deserve serve 'em like a lunchtray in a cafetria with this criteria of mine use these rhymes as a mental release styles free like convicts that have just been released as the cold air breathes through the branches and leaves of trees this verse was concieved without going to the bars 455 and CMEUP keep "the code of the streets" like Gangstarr shinin' like stars at night never bite what we recite too many cats "Fakin' the Funk" so we tap into your Main Source with no remorse schoolin' MC's like a college course we pass the mic back and forth forth and back pull you off the podium tap you on your melon watch your head crack on the linoleum outline your body with Rustoleum or Krylon our shoulders are not to be cried on this is a public service message from two MC's you can rely on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 455 and CMEUP keep it live and uncut ready to tear shit up creativity is something we don't lack drop rhymes more deadly than cyanide when comin' from the wrongside like the Artifacts we max like Nike Airs' when rhyming in pairs givin' 'em premature grey hairs from stressin' it's time to teach 'em a lesson like jeans I keep 'em Guessin' what comes next when I flip the complex text to wreck 'em no question we about to take 'em to other dimensions through rhyming perfection with evil intentions to take the mic and shove it down thier windpipe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 currently I stand bold as these rhymes unfold, giving history lessons and keeping visionaries second guessing, About there thoughts and beliefs makin them wanna retreat with just one line rhymes, in time they learn and observe what they heard, Like folding chairs leaning against the wall peepin every cat at the party, suckin in knowledge and comin back stronger than Ali, Its the key to the wisdom that puts you through the doors that open up, Into the whole new dimension of rhymes, lyrical opponents steppin aside While you at the podium enjoy it like a fine wine, Or better yet like a fine woman, but remember women are like cookie jars everybody trying to get a taste so hit it before somebody else, then like an old car with a siezed piston leave her stranded on the side of the road, So as these lyrics come to an end, we pause for a moment observe our oppenents then rip there fuckin throat out, Got no time in life to be nice................................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 i dont mean any of this 455 and tease are the new tag team, golly they sure remind me of crash and hardcore holly im too bored to the rest....no diss to tease or 455 i dont want beef with them cus i kno i wouldnt survive holla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 I don't know if ya'll noticed........... but I picked a fight with Mr. Hopeless.......... and I hope this reaches you in good health..........I know I am........... A new year has kicked off and I'm increasing my wealth......... I'm mega stealth when it comes to battling kids............ Shattering ribs.....taking hot glue guns to eye lids You're full of fibs and I'm chalk full of ad-libs........ See I get it jumping like trampolines do to kids......... Stay thumping on suckers in the jail house when I'm waiting for food.... knocked so many cats out just being rude........... and failing to respect gets you shanked up in your neck........ but see I come correct like 1500's on SAT's.......... I get under your skin like a life threatening disease........ "Are you lupus?" "No, I'm EBOLA so nigga please!!!" and that's just the way I spit it........... Delivered overnight like FEDEX with the Eagle and a stamp........... I give my respects to Ali because he used to be the champ....... but now a days we sit around with the crown of thorns around my head....... it's kinda like Stigmata but I'm not strapped to the bed! 'Cause I can exorcise the demons by spitting the hot flames............ Respect to all the 12 oz rhymers! I don't need to say the names!!! :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 oh man, i lost my partner. is this RIP to the coalition? tease dont let it be. we used to hold it down/gouged out and cmeup wit the golden sound/now im crying and dying from the inside/i might as well be in a coffin with a pin stripe/ suit on, its neon green glow in the dark/ funeral will be like a concert show in the park/ the the 12 oz emcees there, itll be fun/talk about all the riddles we done/ then just battle eachother, ill even spit a verse or two/ mercedes herse or coupe/ we used to be partners/ but then i stopped rhyming cuz some people gave me heartburn/ all upset over nothing but it effected my flows/ more rhymes than there are mexican hoes/now its all over/ tease left me for four fifty five/ hes on more than i rhyme/ oh well, i guess im pretty much done with freestyle session. ripped it for a while but now im retiring. probably come back but not like i used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 i'm on em again-crown & cokes ya'll niggas been rippin it bb,455,nails,tease,milo..all you folks been layin lo & tryin to get my head right end up drinkin away the pain makin my drinks super tyte hardly on the internet -but can't stay off the 12oz site freestyle sessions on tha 5th page..ite ite i'm bout to go on a rampage like a tiger comin out the cage fixin da bite this forum is the steak and i haven't eaten since the beginnin of xmas break you gets ripped apart b/c your a chump & ya fake results leave you shook-like mobb deep so we'll just call you "shook ones" heavywieght droppin lines by the tons leaving you depressed,nauseous, & runnin for the bathroom b/c you got the runs maybe you should commit doublesuicide-shoot yourself at the same time w/ 2 guns black talons straight thru your temple those bullets make goin thru a kevlar vest real simple your all a bunch of bumps and i'm the hand poppin ya like a pimple round town i'm known as franky knuckles have you delt with-put in a order "spray him till he buckles" next week got ya grave showered with flowers and honeysucles i'm out..pease niggies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 bump :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 Gouged Out...hang in there...no reason to leave..Hey Boring! I'll give you a call this weekend..I think me and Gorbort are heading over there on Saturday or Sunday(one of the two)..either or...I'll try to get in touch..later bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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