Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 i'm learning so much, now you should all dabble, i think that would take care of the mess in your pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 the dabble only comes when I make an effort to get laid that day ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 dab at home, shake in public toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 you cant dab in public what u gon do walk with ur wang hangin out to the stall and grab some TP "Eh its cool guys i just gotta catch a few extra drips here" naaaah fuck that shake enough so theres no dripage, shove it back home, and when u get to your house, shower if you really need to and get ready for a new day no biggie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 no matter how much you shake, no matter how much you dance, you always get the last two dropps in your pants. this is so true. its like those drops wait for me to zip my pants up before coming out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 /gots to dab. *Except not at urinals, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I go with the shake out in public too... because of urinals.....like hayabusa said "shake viciously" like im trying to choke a midget. I rarely use urinals. Not just for this reason, but because I don't like splashing piss on my legs. Espescially when it aint just my piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 ping pang wang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Stage fright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 i just took a piss and i thought about you sherock the whole time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 never urinals, must have a small pang...just kidding Funny, I used to think that this shit was due to my large wang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 i didn't say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 The troof... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 i didn't say that Yes you did. Somewhere between the 2 minutes it took you to edit your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 yeah you're right i lied...but i was telling the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I'm not mad so don't you go getting mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 yeah you're right i lied...but i was telling the truth As am I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 i'm not mad, you can undabble if you want....i mean dabble if you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Have you even read my posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 no, i can't say that i have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I'm the guy that walks around in circles like an idiot dabbing my shit till it stops dripping. Then it still drips anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 oh wow, that's like a leak in a faucet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I like how you changed your post to say "or dab if you want". Makes my last couple posts look irrelivent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 ever heard of the "alabama crag dangle"???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Anybody that uses spraypaint on a regular basis knows that the 3 shakes deal aint cutting it. I have to shake and milk my shit vigorously. Then walk around in circles holding toilet paper infront of my dick to catch the drips. Then shake and milk a little more. And even after all that song and dance, my boxers still catch a couple drips. Anybody that doesn't have this problem aint a real writer. Holler if ya hear me. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 irrelevant crap dangle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 ever heard of the "alabama crag dangle"???????????? Can't say that I have. What's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 right after you shit and you have the last little terd still hangin on to your ass.. the alabama crag dangle is that little shake you do with your hips to get it to drop of in the toilet.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Never knew there was a name for that. Or that Alabama invented it.:biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 We piss, we don't pee... Me personally I do the 3-4 shake shuffle and it's a done deal. But I might try the dabble, for the fun of it... Wanna hold it? Pee is like a cutesy term for taking a piss...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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