garlic prawns Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I feel sorry for al you dude's who aren’t close to your mum's. Talking to my mum about thing's like girls, drunkenness, painting what ever is one of the highlight's of being around her, it get's shit off my back and give's her a laugh. I hope she's proud of me. prolly not though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 i hope your mom cuts you small dick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Yeah fuck you small dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 You need to elaborate on the kidnapping more. It seems as though you don't know shit about the story. ask her, come back and tell me. i'll be sitting here refreshing the page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 It was a guy she was seeing, and he flipped out on meth and tied her up in the garage for like a day... Thats about as deep as it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Basically yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 It was a guy she was seeing' date=' and he flipped out on meth and tied her up in the garage for like a day... Thats about as deep as it goes.[/quote'] you're a great story teller. How many times did she shiv him ? how long did it take for him to die ? where there splatter marks on the ceiling? was yo momma traumatised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 She was not traumatized. I guess she never told me this story in depth? It was about 6 years before I was born. My mom has an anger problem, and she knows where to stab people. I'm guessing the neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 yeah' date=' that's true. i'm just saying that the creation of the term 'space-docking' is excessive. it's not as if guys frequently head to the bar looking to 'space-dock' with some 'bitches.'[/quote'] youre right.... if poopin in giner gets a cool name like space dockin, then why is peein in butts still just peein in butts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Space Colonics - Now with urine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 hahaha im stil ROFTLER my family was always a family with difficulties. we were close but it wasnt the brady bunch... as kids we used fight way to much amongst ourselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 is that how your chest got so giant and strong!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 hey gliko drop that lame shit already it was old 3 weeks ago i actually laughed about it for a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Im sorry dude, youre just so ripped and strong it keeps me in awe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 yea yea whatever super cool guy... last ill post on the subject.. have fun with it though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Update: My mom is still cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 the ball stamp is funny, i enjoy to mushroom stamp random girls...never ball stamped my mother though that convo with your mom had me laughing, and thats nuts she stabbed dude to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 mommy (8:29:49 AM): Hi baby Prone2Savageness (8:29:56 AM): Hello. mommy (8:30:19 AM): Hello? No "Hi Mommy"? Prone2Savageness (8:30:22 AM): Hi mommy. Prone2Savageness (8:30:29 AM): Sorry I'm trying to figure out why my computer hates me. mommy (8:30:44 AM): maybe it has daddy issues Prone2Savageness (8:31:23 AM): Well assuming so, all I'd have to do is have sex with it, then it would do whatever I wanted. mommy (8:31:50 AM): is that how it works? Prone2Savageness (8:32:13 AM): That's how it works anytime I want to get some easy anal sex. mommy (8:35:01 AM): ewww I just wanted to bump this thread, mostly because of boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Mommy: So I told Master P yesterday, that if he's gonna be here every day, he's gonna have to start paying rent Me: AHAHAHAHAAHA Me: Why is he there? Mommy: He's here every day, we distribute his crap Me: Does he say funny nigger shit? Mommy: He was giving me shit a month or so ago about being in the colored section, so I told him he was mistaken and that he was the one that needed to go back to whence he came....he laughed at me...I didn't know who he was Me: HAHAHA!!!!! Mommy: Now he gives me shit everytime he sees me Mommy: There ain't no colored section in Century City Mommy: Century City doesn't like the blacks so much. Mommy: Not so much, it's the high end uppity crowd Mommy: prada and all that Mommy: other expensive crap Me: Oh, black people love expensive crap. Mommy: so it seems Me: Does he sign his checks "Master P"? Mommy: No, his names Percy Me: Not so gangster. Mommy: Not so much, but neither is he Me: You've probably stabbed more people than he has. Mommy: possibly, but neither of us are talking about it....I know he's all about bling Me: That's hilarious mommy. I thought this was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 i talked to my mom from jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 mum lives on opposite side of australia, in the ass end of the world, tasmania. flying over to see her in about a month or two rollicking good times i <3 my mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Oh man, i also miss my mummy, i wish she knew how to use text messaging and aim chat, she's awesome. I love her. My grandma's cooler though, when i was young i used to fake being sick to get out of going to school and my grandma used to back up my stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 mommy (8:29:49 AM): Hi baby Prone2Savageness (8:29:56 AM): Hello. mommy (8:30:19 AM): Hello? No "Hi Mommy"? Prone2Savageness (8:30:22 AM): Hi mommy. ahahaha! funny shtuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Wow that's crazy man... I guess cuz I don't have that kind of relationship w. My parents... that comes of a little weird... but fuck it. That's cool yous are so open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 ^ Well remember when she paid for the postage when you sent me all that american crew stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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