Fist 666 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 no, don't you know you can't fertilize turds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 yes. want some pancakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 anyone ever ripped their asshole cause they took a big o' shit and now your ass bleeds? should i splash some antiseptic on my ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 ewwwww torque that's gross. gotesque? i'm gonna take a shower kthx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 yuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 shouldnt he have pushed it out slower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 it only bled once... ....this is serious business, it could get infected and then they're gonna have to cut off my ass. right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 maybe he needs some fiber in his diet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 i've had blood in my deuce, but never like "whoa" ya know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 if they can sow up vaginas..they can sow up anuses....cant they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 it wasn't "bleeding like whoa" either, but there was still a bit of blood and stinging in my anus. nohomo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 that's very homo, no questions needed ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 can't we change the subject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 what do you want to talk about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 well aren't you a proper little pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 me, proper? cali--going to get a burrito right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 did you know i used to be a chef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 do you want to make me something? what are your specialties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 are you familiar with new-italian or california cuisine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 cali--going to get a burrito right now! did you know i just ate one and a couple small tacos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 are you familiar with new-italian or california cuisine? no, why don't you explain them... cali--did you know i'm eating one now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 what kind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 umm, your ass is going to be fine. just lay of dry foods and drink a lot of water for a while so your turds become juicy again and don't tear apart your asshole. until it stops hurting, then you can eat your regular shit again. my shower sucked. but what's new guyz!? YEAH I'M OFF TOPIC YO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 ^^i saw a whole lotta statements....but only one question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 what kind? it's a bean and cheese burrito with ranchero sauce, it's delicious. did you know i invented it, it's not even on the menu, and you have to ask for a d's burrito? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 wheres the beef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 no carne! who needs it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 dont you know i had carne in my tinas burrito that i just ate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 maaan i want a burrito now! does someone wanna give me a ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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