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Originally posted by fuse=--action@Feb 12 2006, 02:45 AM

Most of my clever insults are based on things that i know about a person.

 

Give us a little to work with.

 

 

 

For example, do you still wet the bed?

 

Or perhaps we should just assume that?

 

-fuse.

 

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ok, to run with....

 

i shave my head

the last girl i had sex with ended up with some kinda fucked up spinal injury

(i'm the man)

russian girls seem to want my penis in them

i'm allergic to foul (chicken, turkey)

i almost shat myself earlier (dxm makes my stomach expunge things that i didn't realize i had eaten)

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Originally posted by lord_casek+Feb 12 2006, 01:50 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lord_casek - Feb 12 2006, 01:50 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fuse=--action@Feb 12 2006, 02:45 AM

Most of my clever insults are based on things that i know about a person.

 

Give us a little to work with.

 

 

 

For example, do you still wet the bed?

 

Or perhaps we should just assume that?

 

-fuse.

 

4753c4fcfbeefb7166391b403c9a9431.gif

ok, to run with....

 

i shave my head

the last girl i had sex with ended up with some kinda fucked up spinal injury

(i'm the man)

russian girls seem to want my penis in them

i'm allergic to foul (chicken, turkey)

i almost shat myself earlier (dxm makes my stomach expunge things that i didn't realize i had eaten)

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You shave your head, is that because you are going bald and just want to get the process done with? I mean if you just shave it, that's not much to work with.

Unless you have some weak ass bone structure like billy corigan.

 

The girl with the back probablem, it would be better for us if she ended up in a psych ward or if she cries every time she has/thinks about sex now.

 

Being allergic to foul...hmmmm. How allergic?

There was this kid that lived on my floor in my dorm that was allergic to practically everything. He had all these special snacks and stuff that were organic and only had certain things in them. His roommate ate most of it. We called him Steve against his will. That's pretty much it.

 

Almost shitting yourself. I used to get that often for a period of about two weeks.

Too bad you didn't really shit yourself, that would have been somemething to work with.

 

 

-fuse.

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