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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

i bet african sammiches aren't that good, but i don't know...just a guess

 

 

hey zerocool, i bet you fucked mad bitches tonight? say yes!

 

 

 

africa is just one boat ride closer to .....hold on.......

 

umm....ok, i changed my plans. i'm staying here until african sammiches come to me.

or something big happens in sammich technology

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i bet african sammiches aren't that good, but i don't know...just a guess

 

 

hey zerocool, i bet you fucked mad bitches tonight? say yes!

 

Yes. In a house I dont even live at anymore but atill have a key to.

 

Girls love nerdy guys.

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I went to a lame ass dive bar...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And told all of the chicks there, that my friend was a lion tamer and would like to meet them.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

8 ounces (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature

1 cup packed dark brown sugar

1/2 cup granulated sugar

2 large eggs

2 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon salt

3/4 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

4 cups semisweet chunks (preferably imported).

 

1. Place the butter in a large bowl and cream at high speed until

fluffy. Add the sugars and beat until light and fluffy, about 4

minutes, scraping down sides of bowl occasionally. Beat in eggs, one

at a time, until completely mixed.

 

2. In a separate bowl, mix flour, salt and baking soda. Add to the

butter mixture at low speed until just combined and add vanilla

extract. Beat on medium speed, scraping bowl down, until blended. Do

not overmix.

 

3. Add chocolate chunks and mix till thoroughly combined. Refrigerate

batter until cold, preferably overnight.

 

4. Preheat a conventional oven to 350 degrees or a convection oven to

300 degrees, and line several baking sheets with parchment paper. Drop

heaping spoonfuls of batter 2 inches apart on the lined baking sheets

and bake, turning tray once, until golden brown around edges and soft

(but not bubbly), about 9 minutes in a convection oven or 12 in a

conventional one. Cool on a wire rack.

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Horoscopes and zodiac signs are such bullshit. When I meet a girl they always tell me "oh thats because you're a cancer". What a load of bullshit. Yeah, I'm going to let a ball of gas that burned out many years ago dictate whether or not I'm compatible with you or if my personality is that of a crab. Listen bitch I'm not compatible with you because you are fucking crazy but I guess thats expected of you since you're a virgo.

 

Just a hypothetical.

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I don't get what is up with people like that. They feel a need to try to connect somehow but horoscopes are all vauge characteristics that can be applied to anyone.

 

EX: Cancers are sensitive yet tough. ( pulled from a newspaper )

 

Well what the fuck. Which one is it?

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wow there is some weird ass shows on cable.

 

i only get 1 channel at home, so when i come home to the parents house i am amazed by all the shitty television i am missing. i am currently watching "I shouldn't be alive"

 

yep.

 

 

 

100's of channels of shit.

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