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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Not my story but a good read...

 

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

 

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

 

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

 

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

 

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

 

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

 

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

 

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

 

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Also girls that dont password protect their photobucket account slay me

http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/melissawolter/

 

BRILLIANT!

this is the second time i have seen a stupid slut that i actually know in real life on the oz...

 

the other girl was peeing in the myspace thread somewhere.

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Also girls that dont password protect their photobucket account slay me

http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/melissawolter/

 

hahaha....i was gonna make a thread about this back in the day..."post photobucket pics"...because you used to be able to type in words like "tits" or "boobs" and search through pics of girls that would upload these flicks to their photobucket and make them public pictures unknowingly.....but now photobucket has it set-up so that you can't do searches of these types of words.

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i just wanted to point out....that thanks to Raven giving me my old name back...im now veteran status...i have my old join date back....and my posts per day average has dropped...

 

WOOHOO!!...things are definately looking up!!

 

thanks again Raven.

 

:):):)

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i just wanted to point out....that thanks to Raven giving me my old name back...im now veteran status...i have my old join date back....and my posts per day average has dropped...

 

WOOHOO!!...things are definately looking up!!

 

thanks again Raven.

 

:):):)

 

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