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I R NET GANG

I AM CANADIAN, PAKISTAN,ITALIN...

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I AM CANADIAN

 

 

 

Hey...

 

I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...

 

and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...

 

and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,

 

although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

 

 

 

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.

 

I speak English & French, NOT American.

 

and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.

 

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.

 

I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.

 

DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,

 

AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

 

 

 

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,

 

AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!

 

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!

 

THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

 

 

 

MY NAME IS JOE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I AM PAKISTANI

 

 

 

Allo,

 

I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant.

 

I don't go to fleamarkets, worship elephants, or eat with my hands.

 

And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Rundle,

 

Although I'm certain they're very smelly people.

 

 

 

I eat roti....not pita. I don't only shower once a week,

 

I believe in discounts, not full price.

 

And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.

 

I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a terrorist siege.

 

A turban IS an article of clothing.

 

Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods

 

Curry is a VERY tasty dish,

 

and it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee!!

 

 

 

Pakistan IS a third world country,

 

The first nation of Cricket

 

And the BEST part of the middle east!!

 

My name is Raheem!

 

AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I AM ITALIAN

 

 

 

Ciao...

 

I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor.

 

I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night.

 

And I don't drive a Camaro.

 

And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge,

 

Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people.

 

 

 

I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for pizza.

 

I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.

 

And its pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO.

 

I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the worldcup.

 

Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies,

 

Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors,

 

And it's Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta!!

 

 

 

Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,

 

The FIRST nation of soccer, And the BEST part of Europe!!

 

My name is Guiseppe !!!

 

AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I AM CHINESE!

 

 

 

Wai...

 

I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat.

 

I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic.

 

And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt Heights

 

Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people.

 

 

 

I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk.

 

I believe in giving cash, not gifts

 

And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO.

 

I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre,

 

Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk

 

Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.

 

And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa

 

 

 

China is the LARGEST country in Asia

 

The FIRST nation of PING-PONG,

 

And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!

 

My name is FUNG!!!

 

AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I AM AMERICAN

 

 

 

Wassup...

 

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.

 

And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.

 

I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,

 

although I'm pretty sure they were American.

 

 

 

I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,

 

Guns settle disputes, not discussions.

 

Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,

 

And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.

 

 

 

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere.

 

Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,

 

Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,

 

I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!

 

 

 

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,

 

The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,

 

And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!

 

MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,

 

AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I AM JAMAICAN

 

 

 

Ja

 

I am very spiritual and wise on some levels

 

Being creative is only a state of belief

 

I don't know Lee Roy, Anthony or Shawndra

 

although I'm pretty sure they smoked ganja.

 

 

 

I eat don't eat chicken or water melon, I eat pork

and cantaloup

 

I don't believe every power full white man is out

to opress me.

 

Using your own hands for creating material. refrain

from buying.

 

And it's pronounced ASK, not AXE.

 

 

 

I proudly wave my flag during election day.

 

Rasta culture is strong and truth full

 

The Caribbean is the BEST island in the world,

 

The FIRST nation of MUSIC,

 

MY NAME IS HASTENS!

 

AND I AM JAMAICAN!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by I R NET GANG

The Caribbean is the BEST island in the world

 

say what?

 

when email forwards get threads.:(

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I am Australian

 

Gday

 

I drink beer and say 'krikey'

 

I ride a kangaroo to work

 

Dingo's steal my babies

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I'm American

I'll shit on the hood of your car

Then shoot you with a Tec-9

Free meathook abortions, take a number

I ate the prom

 

Die.

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i'm an aussie.

 

i don't say g'day

i don't live in the outback

i don't follow sports, but i'm pretty sure i could kick your ass at whatever you're playing

i drink beer

when i'm not drinking beer i'm thinking about beer

when i'm not thinking about beer i'm asleep

the australian flag means nothing to me, the aboriginal flag means alot

australia is the best goddamn continent on earth

 

*burp*

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