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Chicken George

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i hate taking a shower then getting out only to remember..hey i forgot to wash the conditioner out of my hair..so i hvae to turn the water back on and get all the way back in..i know everyone has done that at least once. its annoying..

 

what do you hate as of late <----bet you didnt know i could rhyme

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i hate mother fuckers who dont clean their tolets so they get all scummy and grimey and fungus and are filled with ass hairs. shits nasty..i dont even use the bathroom i wait till i get home.

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i hate it when i get out of the shower and realize i didnt wash ALL the shampoo out of my hair, and have to do it with cold water from the sink cuz i didnt wanna go back into the shower

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Guest beardo

cant say i've ever forgotten to wash the shampoo or conditioner out of my hair. im a vary focused bather i guess. all business.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

I hate it when i bath and the phone rings,i never pick it up but i hate those 30 seconds of a retarded-looking naked with soap allover self of mine trying to think who could it be.

Dont use conditioner

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i hate it when my dog eats the flowers out my mom's flower bed, oh wait, that's funny. but i do hate it when i'm all hyped up to do something and i forget what it is. then, once i do remember what it is, i ain't hype no more so i can't do it.

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i hate goin out for a nice dinner with my girl and finding

someone elses pubey http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//icons/icon8.gif'> in a fork full of food that i've just

shovelled into my mouth.

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and..

i hate going for a shit, then reaching for the squat squares,

and realizing, oh fuck, there's no poo papers left http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//icons/icon11.gif'> ...then i gotta

walk around all weird cuz i don't want shit getting all over

my inner ass crack http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//icons/icon11.gif'> and go looking for something i can

use and throw out after. i kinda miss my schlitz beer shirt.

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