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Father John

Tanning bed fiends?

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Anyone else notice this happening?? these tanning beds are popping up everywhere...and all of these people are going to them, and its the summer...people are paying to go tanning in a bed while its sunny outside and warm...Am I missing something??..I hear people telling me they do this weekly and that they have spent up to 300$ on just tanning...in the summer....

 

While its sunny out...and warm...

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that is SO 10 years ago... now days ninjas is all about that 'tan in a can' but... hang around the salons because HOT chicks go in and out...

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I cant think of tanning salons without thinking of this one vicemag

dont where they caught a guy with one of those hard shell backpacks.

 

something like

Why do these guys in the tanning salon community

need such rugged backbacks? Arre you worried about

your sunglasses and your copy of Details getting damaged?

Fuck off!

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victims of tanning salons? In contradiction to your 'dudeness of waiting for hottie bobotties to exit the salon' of sorts.

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NO you kook!

 

I was saying, catch them before they're old and leathery, turn them on to 'tan in a can' or what I do is bring them on the boat...SPF45

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guys that tan are gay, veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery gay...

 

i dont like when chicks go to tanning beds to often either, that shit is just stupid. especially when you can tell its a fake tan... hahaha...

 

:nope:

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Originally posted by BigOatser

I got the mystic tan and my toenails are forever yellow.

 

not to mention your teeth from smoking all those new ports

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lol my friend got a fake tan...and before you get it they spray you with some crap...well she got sprayed...got the tan...when she came out it looked SO horrible...cuz she was peeling right between her boobs and she had to go on a feild trip to holiday hill so everyone saw and it looked so orange and fake and crappy

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Originally posted by mr_president

you can tell its a fake tan...

 

you cant tell because their skin if fucking ORANGE

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i used to fuck this girl in high school that did the whole fake bake thing. she wasn't orange at all, in fact i thought it was natural at first. the funny thing is how i found out that she used a tanning bed...right below each of her ass cheeks was a semi circle area of slightly lighter skin. i pondered on that shit for awhile before i finally figured it out. her ass would over lap the very top of her legs when she layed down to tan. i thought that shit was funny, she didn't.

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Originally posted by BigOatser

try Capri Menthol ultra light 120 luxory lengthsuper thins.

 

 

 

Idiot

 

 

hahahha...

 

huh.

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