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shae spoke. i was like, "wha... what the fuck? i didn't bring your punk ass here to talk. now shut your cockholster before i punch you in the lip."

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does it neccessarily have to be the opposite sex? i swear to god i thought he was a chik.:D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok but seriusly... bad experience for me... no im a god in bed... for all 10 seconds.

 

but my friend told me about he was buttfuckin this one mojo chik and when he pulled his dick out he had a bean turd on the tip of his shit.

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oh yea... this other dude i know was gettin a handjob from some chik and he held in his load for a while. then he blew his load and got some nut in his own eye.

 

my friends and i are very open to fucked up sexual experiences. im sure i'll think of more.

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when she pees on me.................im not diggin the pee.......

 

yah big turn off.

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fuck! i forgot that my ex chik peed on me. damn... thanks for reminding me cramps. all over my parents silk couches too. damn.

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DUDE!! awwwwww.... that is soooo ill.

 

 

did you smack her?? i would totaly smack the "piss" out of her!

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alright...this one time i was at this girls house, her parents were at work, and we started gettin into it. After a while, she started to cum, turns out shes one of those chicks that squirts when she orgasms (of which i had no prior knowledge). She told me to pull out cause she was cummin, im like "OK, sure" and then she squirts and it gets all over me. I was heated as fuck, shes sittin there laughin and moanin. Shit totally turned me off.dumb ass squirter broad...damn it.....:mad:

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^^

Yo, if you didn't make that up, I'd still call you a completly dimwitted misogynist.

 

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Originally posted by effyoo

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Yo, if you didn't make that up, I'd still call you a completly dimwitted misogynist.

 

^^

 

some bitches just cant leave well enough alone

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Originally posted by effyoo

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Yo, if you didn't make that up, I'd still call you a completly dimwitted misogynist.

 

^^

 

y would i make up some shit like that, that was the worst sexual experience of my life. you dipshit.

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Originally posted by Kes_One_HTFD

y would i make up some shit like that, that was the worst sexual experience of my life. you dipshit.

 

OK, let me get this straight.

 

You gave your girl an orgasm, which happened to get you a little wet.

 

Where's the problem?

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Originally posted by effyoo

OK, let me get this straight.

 

You gave your girl an orgasm, which happened to get you a little wet.

 

Where's the problem?

 

no, you dont seem to understand. I got that shit all over my stomach and shirt. i dont like being covered in some girls cum and i dont like my clothes being covered with it either, that shit turns me off, i guess its just me. now do yuo understand?

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Originally posted by skaterzoot

getting sprayed in the face with butane...fuck that bitch

 

:lol: i actually larft out aloud when i read this :lol:

 

chicks riding bicycles are a major turn off

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Originally posted by space base

WHEN THEYRE NOT INTO THE WHOLE HATEFUCK/SIMULATED RAPE THING....THAT KINDA TURNS ME OFF

 

for sure. me and my bitch either fuck to pantera or we dont fuck at all.

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