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ive been pushing the low sleep level for almost a week straight..

 

quite straining fumes are making me feel like im in a cronenburg movie.

 

 

like scanners.. or naked lunch.

 

 

dont be too bored.. im going to walk home.. i hope i dont get mugged.

 

 

-bobbylon

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Originally posted by Al Green

naked lunch

 

I can think of 2 things wrong with that title...

 

be safe Bobby, keep an angel on your shoulder.

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Originally posted by Smart

Pistol got naked, we still have the surveilance tape it was hilarious... he did this little dance...

 

I'm always naked while browsing 12oz.

The dance was just a little something extra, foreplay if you will.

I rubbed one out.

(kinda like when your parents are at work while your at home 'sick' so you can have the volume up loud)

sorta like that.

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Well, thankfully Pistol moved away from the monitor before his 'solo mission'... or solo emission, or solo E-mission...

 

has anyone heard that comedian who says there's something disturbing about teaching his kid math on the same machine he uses to masterbate...

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I'm just amazed by the thickness of the straps on her tit sling!

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that comedian guy is on a commercial, now I'm just disgusted...

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Guest krie

aww i thort this thread was gonna be about monkeys that where butlers :(

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Originally posted by Smart

has anyone heard that comedian who says there's something disturbing about teaching his kid math on the same machine he uses to masterbate...

 

he was on tough crowd with colin quinn

i cant think of his name though

i wanna say nick dipalo but i know thats wrong

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Guest krie

have u guys herd of a comedian called Jimoen ? hes a larf..i gonna buy his dvd

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never heard of him

carlos mencina (sp?) is also fuckin hilarious

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well, I hope you all clicked on the monkey so you can learn a bit...

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Originally posted by Smart

well, I hope you all clicked on the monkey so you can learn a bit...

 

sorry no, unless its 56k friendly, i aint clickin

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Guest krie

it is 56k compatible

 

and i always wondered where milk came from ?

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