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my girlfriends name is jessica, and this topic is about her family.

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me and jessica were looking through a bunch of old school papers from thier childhood and we came across one from her step brother .. it was a d.a.r.e. program quiz (dare is california's "teach kids about how drugs are bad before they even know what drugs are" program..) i dont know if dare is anywhere else. so anyway we read through it and two answers stood out, and made us laugh.

 

the first question was "what is one good thing about not drinking alcohol?"

the answer was "you wont get drunk and be mean to your kids"

second question was "what is one bad thing about drinking alcohol?"

the answer was "you'll get drunk and hit your kids"

 

now, i personally, as a teacher, would take that as a red flag.

 

derek is his name

 

also, we were watching home videos and there is one video they were going to send to thier grandparents in alabama, and they were all sitting in front of the camera and her dad says "we just got back from the show, and we are all kinda exhausted.. but being around derek for longer then 10 minutes is pretty exhausting"

and derek looks down all sad and wipes what seems to be a tear from his eye.

then the dad talks for alittle bit more and finally says "ok, you guys better take a good look at derek because this might be the last time you see him breathing" and no one laughs.. everyone just sits staring and without saying a word jessicas dad gets up and turns off the camera. we were rolling for hours. poor fuck that derek is.

 

anyways, i just laughed alot.

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Guest ArtvandaL

got flicks?

 

lets see some nude pics of Jessica, Jessica is a fuckable name for a woman

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

what? no picture? How dare you!

 

that dad sounds nuttier than mamerro's pops.

 

i'll try and get the video and frame capture it.

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Re: got flicks?

 

Originally posted by ArtvandaL

lets see some nude pics of Jessica, Jessica is a fuckable name for a woman

 

i do have some nude flicks of jessica. but these be fer me eye only laddie.

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Re: got flicks?

 

Originally posted by ArtvandaL

lets see some nude pics of Jessica, Jessica is a fuckable name for a woman

 

and she looks alot like christina ricci, so just get some christina ricci shots.. only make her boobs smaller.

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Originally posted by ArtvandaL

who the fuck is christina ricci?

 

addams family, pumpkin, the opposite of sex, buffalo '66, the man who cried, etc etc etc.

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Re: got flicks?

 

Originally posted by ArtvandaL

lets see some nude pics of Jessica, Jessica is a fuckable name for a woman

 

:)

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Guest imported_Tesseract

my best friend married a texan girl,

they lived in the UK and had 2 babies

before they reached 24.

They got divorced last year,

she sais she doesnt want the kids,

dude cried because he's forced to

stoped painting trains now that its

him and the kids alone.

her grandpa and uncle are cia agents

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Originally posted by ArtvandaL

who the fuck is christina ricci?

 

 

from the top of figi to the bottom of christina ricci big ups if you bought my cd ....cause all that matters is the bass and the movement

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Guest uncle-boy

i remeber going to the aloha stadium for the dare finally thing.

all my elementary friends were talking the pledge and laughing, they already were into drungs, it was funny. and they were tagging the bathrooms too. we were like in 5th grade.

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