Dick Quickwood Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 A baby is the ultimate innocent, it cannot possibly be guilty of anything[1]. So it is the ultimate tragedy when any baby reaches an untimely demise. We have chosen to document these ill-timed dispatches, much to the horror of good people everywhere[2]. God has chosen to give, and God chooses here to take away. God killed these babies, and He will have to answer for that. We won't[3]. [1] Excluding truly evil babies, of course. [2] We're going to hell. [3] Absolutely no babies were harmed during the filming of this website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 chillin in its crib http://www.deadbaby.com/toolcase/babycase2.jpg'> goochie goochie goohttp://www.deadbaby.com/toolcase/babycase3.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: whats red and yellow and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick fetus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A DEAD BABY AND A TABLE?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del i got sick and stopped reading man, at one point, i used to like these jokes too... now i wonder what i was thinking. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 YOU CANT FUCK A TABLE! (rimshot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 this site has given me a whole new outlook on dead babies:p :) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 ^^^^yeah,neat isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A Doberman on a children's playground! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car? A: Getting it out of the tires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 bump throw some jokes out glamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame Q: whats red and yellow and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick fetus lol..it's homesick abortion.. and why do you put a baby into a blender head first? to watch his feet make those little baby fists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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