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i eat poo

ah man i TRIPPY VIBES just woke up

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i feel light headed and my balls are sweating and i cant see and my neck is stiff AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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damn yo thats why cats should where masks when painting

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Guest drewWrite

yeah, like mr pants on fire, i usually wake up with a woody

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if you get a boner by not thinking about sex or fondling yourself(like willy does),it means you gotta pee.

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ACTUALLY... your body goes through a process of 'testing' the nervous system several times a night (roughly 5 to be more exact.) 'morning wood' then, is the result of your body sending signals to all of the nerves, they then respond in their normal fashion showing that they are still functioning. this is why you get hard while you sleep. it just so happens that you often wake up mid 'cycle.'

 

no, im not making this up.

yes, this is the exact type of retarded shit im going to close down in the future. this is your warning, stop. use some fucking judgement.

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