i eat poo Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 i feel light headed and my balls are sweating and i cant see and my neck is stiff AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 so how r u online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoS0ul Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 you know its a good morning when your balls are sweating. uh.. wha ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 damn yo thats why cats should where masks when painting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Originally posted by pukey1: so how r u online? damn good question. i'd sure as hell like an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 I woke up today and my cock was stiff. ------------------ You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drewWrite Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 yeah, like mr pants on fire, i usually wake up with a woody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat poo Posted June 21, 2001 Author Share Posted June 21, 2001 if you get a boner by not thinking about sex or fondling yourself(like willy does),it means you gotta pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 shit...if i wake up with a boner I'll spank it right then and there..nothing like wakin up to spank monkey.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 ACTUALLY... your body goes through a process of 'testing' the nervous system several times a night (roughly 5 to be more exact.) 'morning wood' then, is the result of your body sending signals to all of the nerves, they then respond in their normal fashion showing that they are still functioning. this is why you get hard while you sleep. it just so happens that you often wake up mid 'cycle.' no, im not making this up. yes, this is the exact type of retarded shit im going to close down in the future. this is your warning, stop. use some fucking judgement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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