avils Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 yep. in the car on our way home from this crazy party, i found a butchers knife in my pocket. i gave it to my homey, and i took posession of my mini pinch bar. when we got out of the car we started making threatening gestures towards each other and before i knew it, he lunged at me, i grabbed his knife arm, he yanked his knife arm backwards to get out of my grip and the knife went into his cheek, about 1 inch left of his eye. he threw the knife in the bushes then wiped blood on me. in summary, alcohol and weapons don't mix... unless you like hurting people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12ozProfesor Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 sounds good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 Originally posted by avils in the car on our way home from this crazy party, i found a butchers knife in my pocket. hahhahhhahha!!! you FOUND a butchers knife in your pocket??? hahhahahhahha....thats like FINDING a beer bottle in your ass....seriously funny statment.... mabey i just woke up too early.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 Yes next thing you knew it was in his cheek? Are you sure he wasnt an asshole and you just wanted to hurt him..............But if he was your friend that is fucked up you shgould have more sense not to pull a knife like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UserName Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 Yeah, 'finding' a butcher's knive like that is kinda funny...does a butcher's knive fit in a pocket btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 Woulda been better if it were a double homicide. You both lunged at each other and butchered each others throats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 Re: Re: I had a drunken knife play fight with my friend.. and his face got stabbed Originally posted by boogie hands hahhahhhahha!!! you FOUND a butchers knife in your pocket??? hahhahahhahha....thats like FINDING a beer bottle in your ass....seriously funny statment.... mabey i just woke up too early.... Maybe not...:) :P :) :P :) :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 dumb fucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 hahaha, i think the word "retard" come to mind!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melt Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 i wanna see the look on the face of the person who finds that bloody butcher knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 if i got a quarter for everytime i heard that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by avils yep. in the car on our way home from this crazy party, i found a butchers knife in my pocket. i gave it to my homey, and i took posession of my mini pinch bar. when we got out of the car we started making threatening gestures towards each other and before i knew it, he lunged at me, i grabbed his knife arm, he yanked his knife arm backwards to get out of my grip and the knife went into his cheek, about 1 inch left of his eye. he threw the knife in the bushes then wiped blood on me. in summary, alcohol and weapons don't mix... unless you like hurting people. werent you also the one in legal trouble with guns? heh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by UserName Yeah, 'finding' a butcher's knive like that is kinda funny...does a butcher's knive fit in a pocket btw? yeah if you got some baggy jeans on you'd be suprised.. but that's how i discovered it... the blade was sticking through my pants and into the seat.. i couldnt move and i was like "what the fuck... a knife !?!?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 ....thats like FINDING a beer bottle in your ass....seriously funny statment.... muahhaahahah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Re: Re: I had a drunken knife play fight with my friend.. and his face got stabbed Originally posted by boogie hands hahhahhhahha!!! you FOUND a butchers knife in your pocket??? hahhahahhahha....thats like FINDING a beer bottle in your ass.... ummm not that i'd know what its like to find a beer bottle in my ass, but i dont think the two are even remotely similar. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 well...being that i indeed found a beer bottle stuck in my ass just last week i can tell you they are very much the same... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimodub Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 hey kids don't play with knives! a cautionary tale... many years ago i was playing with a knife (?) and tripped face first onto it, it was one of those thin sharp serrated filleting knives, anyway, it went in through my nostril out the top of my nose past my eyeball and gouged over my eyebrow to my forehead, a lot of blood :eek: but the good thing is (apart from not losing an eye) i'm barely scarred, people only really notice if i tell them, good scars too, but not the kind of scars to impress the ladies with, probably get more of a 'you fell on a knife? you dumb fuck!' reaction :beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimodub Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 oh and i forgot, another cautionary tale... my friend was messing around with another friend and got stabbed straight in the eye with the point of a pair of drawing compasses by accident, totally fucked his vision, when he was on welfare he got extra money because he qualified as disabled, pretty nasty, but i really feel sorry for the guy who did it, i'd feel guilty as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Better wise up before you fuck up seriously. Sounds like Saturday was sort of a wake-up call. You listening? I bet your buddy has a new outlook on life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by KaBar Better wise up before you fuck up seriously. Sounds like Saturday was sort of a wake-up call. You listening? I bet your buddy has a new outlook on life. kabar, is that directed at me or optimo ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Did Optimo stab his friend in the face by accident TOO? DAMN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 i was doing that back in 3rd grade. we play with guns when we get drunk now. guns and flesh eating acids. whoever gets hurt first has to take a drink..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by KaBar Did Optimo stab his friend in the face by accident TOO? DAMN. nah you didnt read it right. he stabbed himself because he tried to get out of the grip i had on his arm. but yes we all learnt a valuable lesson... it hurts less to get stabbed when you've been drinking all night. wherebouts did i say this occured on saturday ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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