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fuckin a....i forgot to logout of kissmyass' account....it's been a long day.

 

hot damn this is long. i am rushing this real quick style because kissmyass, popgunwar and i are going out to dinner. but i want to join in the book replies as well as the law and order replies. i just discovered that show. i dont watch too much television.

 

avils,i dont think that marlboro red is kissmyass.

 

1. kissmyass is a bike messenger that isnt home most of the time

2. marlboro red just wants to talk during his day, nothing wrong with that

3. dirty habit knows the deal so does everyone else

4. if you can't handle this, then dont waste your time and reply

5. kissmyass would never call me a broad

6. kissmyass would never call me that racial slur

7. marlboro red is a person that i dont know at all, ecept through here

 

<<smooches>> love you too.

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Guest Can you sign my book???

I think people severely lack a sense of humor, and MARLBORO RED is funny as hell...Too many of these fags have paintbrushes up their asses...

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Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

Man, avils, don't be jealous dude. We know no one is jealous of you.

 

dude, have you turned 15 yet ? that right there is the dumbest kindergaten type shit i ever did read.

 

i know we've been through all this before, but whats your problem ? i just made an idle comment and for some reason i upset you. i dont really give a fuck who anyone is on this board. i wasnt being in the least bit offensive so take that 12 in dragon heads dildo with vibrating anal prod outta your ass and smoke a bong, big man.

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Re: fuckin a....i forgot to logout of kissmyass' account....it's been a long day.

 

Originally posted by Devilush

 

avils,i dont think that marlboro red is kissmyass.

 

1. kissmyass is a bike messenger that isnt home most of the time

 

thats cool. he must have really strong legs huh.

 

2. marlboro red just wants to talk during his day, nothing wrong with that

 

i hear that. same reason i'm here.

 

3. dirty habit knows the deal so does everyone else

 

dirty habit is upset with me coz i said it in the first place.. :(

 

4. if you can't handle this, then dont waste your time and reply

 

too late for that.

 

5. kissmyass would never call me a broad

 

what a nice guy.

 

6. kissmyass would never call me that racial slur

 

see above.

 

7. marlboro red is a person that i dont know at all, ecept through here

 

you and me both.

 

--

 

and tell that sensitive man o yours that i'm sorry for hurting his feelings.

 

now can we go back to talking about anal sex ??

 

 

:huh?:

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haha he was just a little thrown off on that accusation that he made a 6 page thread just about me. it's just something that he didnt expect anyone to say ya know?

 

so what ya wanna know about anal....:) :P

 

he does have those sexy strong legs...mmmmm.

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

15 AND LIVING ON THE MEAN STREETS OF CANADA...

UMMMMMMMMM...

 

DEVILUSH, I'D LOVE TO MEET YOU BUT IT MAYBE WOULDN'T BE SUCH A GREAT IDEA... IF YOU MET ME YOU'D WANT TO FUCK AND IT WOULD BE A HUGE MESS

 

yaya yaaaa marlboro. dont you think it's the other way....when you meet me, you'd be all over me. but i'd have to brush you off my shoulders because it would be a mess....;) :) :p

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Originally posted by Devilush

haha he was just a little thrown off on that accusation that he made a 6 page thread just about me. it's just something that he didnt expect anyone to say ya know?

 

so what ya wanna know about anal....:) :P

 

it wasnt an accusation.. i dont know, i was just bored i guess. i'm sorry kissmyass had to search the net for a picture like that for so long.

 

okay, one thing i'd like to know.. how come the girl i'm currently seeing (not to be mixed up with my last anal-adventures threads) won't let me tap dat ass unless she drunk ?

 

signed,

 

confused

 

 

edit coz i thought of something cool to say.

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Originally posted by Canadiano

Betsey Johnson, fly girl! You'd look stunning, guaranteed. Then again, I only know her for her wierd sorta stuff. Maybe you'd stick out real bad and nobody would take you seriously. Maybe the beef would subside once they saw you drunk in a Betsy Johnson.

 

you know what I was gonna do? My cousin (he's older) is in town. Last time he was here was five years ago, and he stabbed me in the back. I was young and stupid, he earned my trust, and he ratted me big time. Now he is here with a wife, a kid and all that. My friend gave me a great suggestion: put itching powder in all his underwear so he'll be like the family perv. what do you think?

 

actually canadiano...the dress that i have my eye on is mainly black, shorter in the front but longer in the back, spaghetti straps that have a low front that hangs. and it's sort of a lacy material and it has red stitching of flowers around the whole outfit. it's perfect for the day to night transition so i wont have to buy two dresses.

 

that sounds like a very good idea. get him back for being an asshole.

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Originally posted by avils

okay, one thing i'd like to know.. how come the girl i'm currently seeing (not to be mixed up with my last anal-adventures threads) won't let me tap dat ass unless she drunk ?

 

signed,

 

confused

 

because that shit hurts. once you are somewhat out of it, whether you are on pills, drunk, coked out, whatever....it makes it a whole lot more easier than to be all sober. easier as in pain and easier to agree to do it.

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Originally posted by Devilush

 

because that shit hurts. once you are somewhat out of it, whether you are on pills, drunk, coked out, whatever....it makes it a whole lot more easier than to be all sober. easier as in pain and easier to agree to do it.

 

hmmm.. well i'd best go buy me a stack of beer then.

 

thanks dlush.

 

avils haften sie es in ihrer Unterseite :eek:

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i remembering this girl who never got plugged in the ass before..she started purrin like a cat and wanted me to do it.its kinda hard to get in there...i remembered watchin this porn where ron jeremy spit at the butthole..so i did it..it really didnt help much..i was in my parents van cruisin around..i got cuaght 3 times that night.

 

good stuff.

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Originally posted by Devilush

you better stock up!!

 

so what does the last sentence mean?

 

the last bit is a slightly offensive sentence regarding girls butts and a certain part of my anatomy.

 

 

w-wonka = :king: what more can i say.

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Re: you know us aliens

 

Originally posted by willy.wonka

i have yet to "TOSS THE SALAD" honestly..thats nasty, but very kinky.

 

:confused: toss the salad.... ???

 

dlush - i was basically telling myself to stick it in this girls bottom. hahaha, she just told me she was drunk on sunday and called me (which is true) to go round and finally do this thing, but i didnt answer coz i forgot about our little arrangement... someone please blow my fucking brains open.

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