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I have Housemates. Im sure many of you do. Everyone has those times when they want to kill their housemates for one reason or another. Heres where my situation comes in. I thought it would be the best idea to live with a bunch of girls in an apartment...3 bedrooms up stairs and a 3 downstairs in the basement and a living room, kitchen etc on the ground floor...

 

Well anyways, to the main story. Already being like 2 weeks almost im ready to kill *almost* all of them. Why? Well one of them works like 8-4 everyday, and all she does is either drink all my milk, eat all my animal crackers, work or talk to her boyfriend on the phone(she talks to him 3 times a night between 5-whenever for at least like 2 hours a talk, its retarded...) Not to mention she bitches at me for making spaghetti(which i bought) and using like two dabs of her garlic..(in a little bottle) for my sauce....ITS FUCKING GARLIC!! And i used not even a pinch almost...WHERE THE FUCK DID MY ANIMAL CRACKERS GO BITCH?! Meanwhile the rest of the girls are pissed off at this one roomate and are trying to get me to kick her out...they wont tell her themselves that they want her out, but are making me tell her, which im not really going to do, after she told me i could live with them....

And since they all get their period at about the same time...ive delt with some pretty moody girls his last week...(one cried for an hour almost because she forgot to do her laundry and didnt have shorts to wear...(eek.)

 

And finally, the other night i had sex with one of my housemates, which makes it really wierd now whenever we are around eachother....and whats wierder is that the last night she crept into my bed at like 7am and just started to go at me (not like i told her no or anything)....

well anyways, the rest of the girls now suspect something is up because she said something to me about it when she didnt realize one of the girls was standing by the oven next to me in the kitchen..

 

Shits just gone hectic and i would not really recomend living with girls in an apartment. Unless you know you can get on more than two of em...hahahhahaha...

 

jk. im playing.

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Guest PHYNE

YOU AINT FUCKIN NONE OF THEM? HAHA BITCHES DIE FOR EATING OTHER PEOPLES ANIMAL CRACKERS.....PEACE:cool:

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did you know these girls before? or random? that would be insane if they were random but i doubt it...i have never lived with more than four people including myself shit gets way too crowded after that..and al girls....wooooooooooo.....that could get ugly;)

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Guest --zeSto--

why didn't you listen....

 

You can fuck house mates!!

Every one will find out.. then they'll expect you to share a room

and have another squater move into the empty room.

Why? So everyone can pay 30$ less a month!

 

You know what you need to do...?

Invite the most ravenous players you know over to the house.

If the girls start fighting among themselves.. you can escape unharmed.

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Guest Canadiano

again with the scheming, zesto. ^^

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Guest --zeSto--

yeah... you've caught me scheeming twice now...

 

you know too much!:dazed:

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Phyne....re read bottom part.

 

TTboy-good idea.

 

yoink- ive known two of these girls real well, the rest not so much...

 

zesto-always ontop of everything...with your advice, just maybe, just maybe i can escape with my balls intact and my animal crackers..

 

Dlush-im jelous.

 

;)

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

why didn't you listen....

 

You can fuck house mates!!

Every one will find out.. then they'll expect you to share a room

and have another squater move into the empty room.

Why? So everyone can pay 30$ less a month!

 

You know what you need to do...?

Invite the most ravenous players you know over to the house.

If the girls start fighting among themselves.. you can escape unharmed.

 

HAHA!

 

I HATED living in my apartment in L.A.

 

Me and my best* friend AT THE TIME moved there to go to school, from hawaii. Alrite cool. We payed over a grand a month for a fucking lil STUDIO bedroom.... it was so fucked up.

 

I used to bring the guys I dated over to chill, watch movies, and shit... and she thought it would be cool to let her homeless boyfriend move in. My fucking god, she let a complete stranger homeless guy move in with us. So I had to bounce and me and that bitch hate eachother since. Fuck her. Her first boyfriend in the whole world has to be a homeless guy, and she makes him move in and she supports his ass, within knowing him for a week or two. And not to mention we could of get kicked out for doing shit like that. That dirty bitch, yuck.

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

Dlush-im jelous.

 

;)

 

hahaha as you should. steaks, cookies, sex all day and night, walking around in my underware, discovery channel, american idol, ps2, looking at porn, poking at eachother, take in indian food, making fun of mtv and their anorexic stars, laughing at something because we are high, chasing the cats around, peeking in the tub when the other is taking a shower, and many many more fun.

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Originally posted by Devilush

 

hahaha as you should. steaks, cookies, sex all day and night, walking around in my underware, discovery channel, american idol, ps2, looking at porn, poking at eachother, take in indian food, making fun of mtv and their anorexic stars, laughing at something because we are high, chasing the cats around, peeking in the tub when the other is taking a shower, and many many more fun.

 

 

 

:( Why god, can i not find something even remotely close to what is described above with ANYONE i care about....

 

Thats all i ask...thats all...

 

And oh yeah if your wondering...my ex and i are fighting agian, (thats why im kinda seeing alot of people..)...

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Guest --zeSto--

damn DEE... I feel you paint on that one.

 

There's a strict agreement that roomates strike up,

and it's bullshit to expect to let a guest crash for an extended time, let alone move in!!

 

I used to live with this dude who had a bit too

much of the 'sleazy hippie' thing happening.

He's actually try to pick up homless girls.

One time he invite a group of drunken indians

back to the appt. with the promise of booze to share.

what the hell are you thinking man ????

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

damn DEE... I feel you paint on that one.

 

There's a strict agreement that roomates strike up,

and it's bullshit to expect to let a guest crash for an extended time, let alone move in!!

 

I used to live with this dude who had a bit too

much of the 'sleazy hippie' thing happening.

He's actually try to pick up homless girls.

One time he invite a group of drunken indians

back to the appt. with the promise of booze to share.

what the hell are you thinking man ????

 

 

zesto, that shit is bullshit right! fucking sucks! thats why im in vegas now, and i LOVED l.a... but i couldent stannddd that bitch.

 

And what the fuck is he doing picking up homeless girl indians and giving them your alcahol?? fucking asshole!

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Guest --zeSto--

you know you're at a new low when you consider dating the homeless!

 

hey shameless... figure out who the dominant Alpha-Female is, because

that's the first one you need to get vote off the island (or to make your doormat)

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

why didn't you listen....

 

 

 

You know what you need to do...?

Invite the most ravenous players you know over to the house.

If the girls start fighting among themselves.. you can escape unharmed.

OK IF BITCHES ARE FIGHTING IM NOT GONNA ESCAPE,IM GONNA HOPEFULLY GET TO SEE SOME TITTIES OR AN ASS SHOT HAHAHA BUT THATS JUST ME..:cool:KNOW WHY,?WHY NOT!:dazed:

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Guest sneak

well.........i live at home

 

i win, fuck yall

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amen for that/ two years ago i lived with my two best friends form high school....turned out to be the biggest mistake in my life....there still my best friends but it is difficult to live with people that have no sense of decency, cleanslyness, and think only about being the popular dudes in the apartment complex...

 

i dont know how they are still in college to put it in other words or how they actually got in....but there gettin better....roomates are a huge deal you need to live with people that share your common interests but also goals if you have serious work to do as well as play...

 

there my..http://www.astr.ua.edu/ay102/AY102_Home/penny.jpg'> http://www.astr.ua.edu/ay102/AY102_Home/penny.jpg'>

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Guest --zeSto--

nice over-sized icon !!

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:) ha yeah i saw that and was like whoah...those are big pennies...

so now you get the reduced version

;)

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Guest Jan Ulrich

i'm sorry to say it but you deserve all this shit if you're dumb enough to move in with 5 bitches. number one rule in my book is DON'T MOVE IN WITH WOMEN. and if you have to live with women, make sure the number of bitches you live with does not exceed the amount of ONE BITCH per household. got that? dude, you're so fucked. these girls are going to eat you alive. women are friggin crazy. they'll have the most malicious fights over the pettiest things. they'll break down and cry for no reason, and they'll talk about shoes and "pretty summer dresses" all day long. even if you do get to bang one of them, that shit will probably come back and bite you in the ass. you're biggest problem is the fact that you live with such a large group of broads. if it was 2 or 3 your chances of survival would increase, but a large pack of hoe's like that is the most dangerous kind. never turn your back on them because they can never, i repeat, never be trusted.i probably sound like a sexist pig but i'm telling it like it is here. i love women, i just can't stand to live with them. be careful my brother.

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