Guest xgoldfrontsx Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 "What the fuck you doin stealin boxes for?!? What? You tryin to build a clubhouse?" -Smokie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Wayne's World! Party time! Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xgoldfrontsx Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Clyde bruckman-"I just seems that everybodies having sex except for me." and Clyde Bruckman-"I can't think of many worse ways to go then auto-erotic asphixiation" Mulder-"what do you mean by that?" Clyde Bruckman-"I'm Just sayin." and Scully-"So, How do i die?" Clyde Bruckman- "You don't." All these are from one of the best X-Files episodes ever "Clyde Bruckman's Last Repose" He's this guy who can see people's future but only how they die. Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 "Pointless Act!!!!!".... "Fuck Heiniken....PABST BLUE RIBBON!" the punchlines on old Law and Order re-runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 get away from me beyotch biitch you know what i want...i wanna talk to samson.... down by the beach....boooyyyeee i had that stuck in my head all day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by 455 "Pointless Act!!!!!".... "Fuck Heiniken....PABST BLUE RIBBON!" the punchlines on old Law and Order re-runs. i love Pabst. What the fuck you mean those are from Law and Order? Explain yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 "its a damn shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good whiteboy like that" -Better off Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/songs/notehtr.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 the first quote is from "Bottlerocket" the second is from this David Lynch movie I saw -"The Lost Highway"...I think. the third is just saying that I like the punchlines they use in re-runs of Law and Order. get it,got it...gooooood. .........props to whoever jogged my memory"Heineken....fuck that shit...PABST BLUE RIBBON!!" is from "Blue Velvet"...I haven't seen that movie forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 This aint no Lucky Lager! - Kalifornia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 -"GET ON MY ASS" shouted the old pedoliphic nicolas cage to the young smoothed skin navajo boy- WINDTALKERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 http://search.excaliburfilms.com/dvd/reviews/images456/scarface-SpecialEdition.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrongo Sal Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 HEINIKEN!?!..fuck that shit!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON man pabst blue ribbon!!!!!---blue velvet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 "........sometimes....tyler spoke for me." ".......ah, flashback humor..." ".......you should join our club." "Do not fuck with us." and american psycho of course.... http://centerstage.net/stumped/photos/americanpsycho.jpg'> "is that a raincoat?" "YES IT IS PAUL!" ............ "GET YOUR RESERVATIONS AT DORCIOS NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH!" "well dont just stand there michelle, eat her ass or something." "your not terribly important to me." "did you know im utterly insane?" "im going to stab you and play with your guts you stupid bitch" ........and when the atm machine said "feed me stray cats..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 http://userwww.sfsu.edu/~jordonez/test.jpg'> Im fuckin Tony Montana mang, you need a fuckin army to take me out! fuck you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 2 quotes from Clerks: - My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! (Dante) - In a row? (customer) Yes, hello; this is R.S.T. Video calling. Customer number four-three-five-zero-two-nine. I'd like to place an order...Okay... (reading from list) I need one each of the following tapes: Whisper in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim- Jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock. Oh, and... (to MOTHER) What was the name of that movie? MOTHER Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup. RANDAL (on phone) And a copy of Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup...Okay, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Sorry Tyler, but I have to step in and correct a few of those, now that you brought up a brilliant quoting movie: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it. EAT it." "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I'm gonna stab you to death, and play with your blood." "I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm utterly insane? And a few more: "Not if you wanna keep your spleen." "That's a very expensive glass of Chardonnay you're NOT drinking there." BTW, I used that pic on the cover of a hip hop mix CD I made for a few friends, titled "Do you like Phil Collins?". Great stuff, that movie. beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 ah, thanks much mamm....i figured a few of those were probably off..... whats the other one? with the hooker in his apartment?........ "...Your apartments nice, how much did you pay for it?" "How about...thats none of your business." something like that. i had the displeasure of seeing "american psycho 2" last nite.....its fucking AWFUL. fuck that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 hey.... were....in...delaware.... -waynes world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L*S*D Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...you're cool, FUCK YOU I'm out" -Half Baked, a great american classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-O-K PBScru Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 you shifty nigga you we thought you were hung bart- and you was right blazing saddles this movie is a fucking comedy classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by 455 the first quote is from "Bottlerocket" the second is from this David Lynch movie I saw -"The Lost Highway"...I think. the third is just saying that I like the punchlines they use in re-runs of Law and Order. get it,got it...gooooood. .........props to whoever jogged my memory"Heineken....fuck that shit...PABST BLUE RIBBON!!" is from "Blue Velvet"...I haven't seen that movie forever. yeah yeah - alright. I remember, vaguely.. I'm gonna have to wait for Showcase's David Lynch Fest again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 what's that one...? "Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her furly pink panties are over!" something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 "I see your schwartz is bigger than mine." - Spaceballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one.two. Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 dope quotes! "manny look at the pelican fly, come on pelican!" -tony montana "whythefuckwouldiwantacaravanwitnofuckinwheels?" -mickey (snatch) "deaner's just gonna keep givin'r!" -deaner (fubar!) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Just remembered another one: "I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." -Roddy Piper in "They Live", right before he shoots an old lady in the face with a shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 "Oh yes, you're very smart. shut up" Peter Falk readin The Princess Bride to his grandson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 "look what you did you little jerk" -home alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Re: Just remembered another one: Originally posted by El Mamerro "I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." -Roddy Piper in "They Live", right before he shoots an old lady in the face with a shotgun. that's the one I was thinking of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 "Do you know who I am, Mr. Worley?" "......I give up, who are you?" "I'm the antichrist. You get me in a vendetta kinda mood, you'll tell the angels in heaven you never saw evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Cocotti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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