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No, i dont mean the game, which is great all on its own...anyone here skate?

 

i do and im pretty good myself...

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Originally posted by Glue

No, i dont mean the game, which is great all on its own...anyone here skate?

 

i do and im pretty good myself...

 

oh they are going to eat you alive. Then they're going to piss on your remains.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then they'll quote you in the Homosexual Undertones thread

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ROLLERBLADING IS FOR CHEESE DICK GIRLY BOYS WHO ARE TOO PUSSY TO SKATEBOARD!! THERE IS NO BACKSIDE/FRONTSIDE ON BLADES YOU FAGGOTS, SO STOP STEALING TRICK NAMES OFF SKATEBOARDING. PUSSY ASS BITCHES

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Guest ALLAH NIGGA

HHAHHAAHA THIS IS GONNA BE SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT

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Guest willy.wonka

aggresive FRUITBOOTING!

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Originally posted by Glue

i do and im pretty good myself...

 

what do you mean "good"? there is no skill involved in rollergayding! any faggot that sticks with it for 3 months is good enough to go "pro"(stitute themselves on a street corner)

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hehe, your right!

 

Im very sorry..but you dumb fucking wood pushers are gayer then hell itself....how many grinds do you have, hrm, lemmie think...somewhere around 5...i know, i used to board...then it became gay...aggressive inline is better than any extreme sport simply because its got so many different tricks/variations/combos...so whatever and go push some wood

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Re: hehe, your right!

 

Originally posted by Glue

Im very sorry..but you dumb fucking wood pushers are gayer then hell itself....how many grinds do you have, hrm, lemmie think...somewhere around 5...i know, i used to board...then it became gay...aggressive inline is better than any extreme sport simply because its got so many different tricks/variations/combos...so whatever and go push some wood

 

1. "extreme sport". need i say more?.......

 

2. more variations and grinds? sorry, but if you stuck with skating longer than a week, you would realise that rollerblading will NEVER compare to skateboarding for the sheer amount of shit you can do.

 

3. what are you talking crap about grinds for anyway? if skateboarding hadn't invented grinding and vert skating, then rollerfags wouldn't know what to do with their fruit boots, bunch of biting faggots.

 

go grab your ankles and call it a "trick" goon

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

This is going to be good. This is going to be OH SO GOOD. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Re: hehe, your right!

 

Originally posted by Glue

somewhere around 5

 

you reckon.....well, i've decided to blow your little theory out of the water

 

frontside 50-50

switch frontside 50-50

nollie frontside 50-50

fakie ollie frontside 50-50

wallride 50-50

 

there's 5 ways of doing ONE GRIND......would you like me to continue, or are you going to shut up before you get clowned some more?

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Re: hehe, your right!

 

Originally posted by Glue

i used to board...then it became gay...

 

Hey man you made a typo...it's supposed to be:

 

"i used to board...then I became gay"

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Guest willy.wonka

glue came on here askin people if they wanna starta crew with him...him being a fruitbooter is no suprize..

im not hatin on you glue...just clownin..

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Re: hehe, your right!

 

Originally posted by Glue

i know, i used to board...then it became gay

 

sorry, when was it that it became gay? when pat duffy was doing double-kink handrails? when don nguyen ollied a set of 20? when matt mumford did a 20 stair smith down a handrail FIRST TRY? when eric koston did a b/s nosebluntslide down hubba? when anthony mosely did a b/s tailslide down the clipper? when bob burnquist did the loop.....SWITCH? or was it when you realised that you and your friends weren't getting good straight away so you quit?...........hmmmmmm, i wonder.......

 

 

i could spend the rest of the day doing this.....

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i drive a car. i go fast. i play tony hawk on xbox. if there was a rollerblading game i wouldn't play it. ;)

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Im very sorry..but you dumb fucking wood pushers are gayer then hell itself....how many grinds do you have, hrm, lemmie think...somewhere around 5...i know, i used to board...then it became gay...aggressive inline is better than any extreme sport simply because its got so many different tricks/variations/combos...so whatever and go push some wood

 

while i myself dont actually skateboard, i'd like to point out that you are a complete and utter moron (no, not only for rollerblading.....) last time i checked, skaters had ALOT more than 5 grinds and the shit being done in skateboarding now is just unimaginable........and whatre you doing? rollerblading....cmon....arent you even a little embarassed to admit that to people? you say skaters have 5 grinds? YOU GRAB YOUR FUCKING FOOT 50,000 DIFFERENT WAYS AND CALL IT A NEW TRICK EVERY TIME YOU DIPSHIT. hahahahahahahahahahaha oh man......oh man oh man oh man.....rollerblading sucks.....it sucks so bad its not even on tv anymore, no longer do i see the 14 year old kids with pants to their knees flopping around grabbing themselves in a million different manners.

 

 

skateboarders are jumping shit and doing rails with nothing more than a bit of griptape and a good knowledge of how to use different types of force to get a board up. thats hard. riding, you actually have to contend with getting a 40 pound bike up on a rail or away from you when your going fall. in rollerblading the wheels are attached to your feet. to hell with rollerbladers..........

 

 

i think that any and all animostiy between skaters and riders should be directed towards a common enemy: inliner fruitbooter blader roonies......................and those razor skooters (the only thing they have going for them is that their fun to play with in walmart....)

 

last time one of these threads popped up, seeking had some good stuff to say.....where's he at on this one?

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first off all

 

mr.abc:sure, there are 5 different ways to do one grind. that is, if you can call, ollieing different ways before grinding, however, basically, every skateboarding grinds have only one way...50-50 is only one grind, you cant crook or tweak a 50-50 because all it is is the two trucks in sequential order on a rail/edge etc..

 

same with boardslide, crook, over-crook, smith....etc... i take back the '5' remark only because ive recounted

 

50-50

boardslide

smith

feeble

crook

over crook

nose

5-0

 

those are the basic grinds....now lets try aggressive inline grinds

 

do the math and compare the two.

 

frontside

backside

royale

soul

miszou

pornstar

fastslide

makio

fishbrain

backslide

torque

acid

wonder-grind

sweat stance

mistrial

 

numbers dont lie

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Originally posted by grim540

ive done both

 

apples and oranges people

 

 

word

 

 

 

anyway, for some one who is old enough to have a wife, you sure are making yourself sound like one of those Clinging-To-My-Skateboard-For-Dear-Life, Limp Bizkit hoodie, I-Know-Facts-About-Skateboarding, nu-metal 13 year olds, Mr ABC

 

Skateboarders - you are currently the "moral" majority. What ever you say will "win". So calm down

Rollerbladers - everyone knows that popularity is SOOOOOOOOO passe. Just tell yourself you are underground

 

 

Everybody shut the fuck up and skate - if its SO important to you all...

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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy moron. your overlooking that alot of your stupidass rollerfagging grinds are like your rollerfagging airs. (ie: theyre all the fucking same with your hand grabbing your foot .0002 centimeters to the left, only now its while your slidey sliding on a rail)

 

 

dont bother trying to rationalize this or argue.....your drastically outnumbered i think.............that and your a rollerblader so your a second class citizen at best.

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Re: first off all

 

Originally posted by Glue

mr.abc:sure, there are 5 different ways to do one grind. that is, if you can call, ollieing different ways before grinding, however, basically, every skateboarding grinds have only one way...50-50 is only one grind, you cant crook or tweak a 50-50 because all it is is the two trucks in sequential order on a rail/edge etc..

 

same with boardslide, crook, over-crook, smith....etc... i take back the '5' remark only because ive recounted

 

50-50

boardslide

smith

feeble

crook

over crook

nose

5-0

 

those are the basic grinds....now lets try aggressive inline grinds

 

do the math and compare the two.

 

frontside

backside

royale

soul

miszou

pornstar

fastslide

makio

fishbrain

backslide

torque

acid

wonder-grind

sweat stance

mistrial

 

numbers dont lie

 

by that logic you just aplied to skateboard grinds, frontsides and backsides are the same grind (and royales for that matter). As are souls and mizous . And backslides and fastslides. And torques and acids

 

so your logic would boil the rollerblade grinds into:

Frontsides

Souls

Makios

 

 

 

you're making your more intelligent peers look really bad. Shut up and skate

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

HAHAHAHAHA, one of the rollerblading grinds is called a "wonder-grind". That about sums it all up.

 

Rollerblading used to not be gay, the way I see it. But it took a drastic turn for the homosexual after the first few years.

 

Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

PS: The best part of this thread is how he capitalized those E's on the title.

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