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the bar on the corner is closing in a minute...

i think i might go sit on my steps and throw things at the drunks walking home...

 

i haven;t done that in a while...

 

Originally posted by When

hey kids

its raining like a son of a bitch here

the street is about 3 inches under

there is like a 10 block radius around my house that refuses to deal with bad weather... we had about 4 hours total of rain and it wasn;t even that hard... some 20 blocks away businesses arclosed cuz they got flooded...

as near as i can tell the entire rest of california is under water...

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Originally posted by Daze One Million

i think he was thinking of it more like how i was thinking of it...like how you paint a car or something like that

 

no i knew what vinyl was talking about

but if i did it i would take it apart

and paint everything

then spray a nice healthy few coats of clear over the entire thing

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FUCK!

 

when i came back into my room

i knocked over my glass of cherry koolaid

all over the fucking carpet

 

this is no normal koolaid either

i make my koolaid more sour by putting two packets

of cherry mix into it to make it more sour

and as a side effect its twice as dark

 

my carpet looks like i sliced a child in two and let him bleed out

 

sadly this same thing happens quite often

needless to say, this just adds to my carpet stain collection

 

fuck, this one is bad

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^Obviously, the only logical course of action is to construct a dismeboweled child out of paper-maché and pig guts, place it on the floor next to the stain, then frantically try to get caught masturbating over it. Trust me on this.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

^Obviously, the only logical course of action is to construct a dismeboweled child out of paper-maché and pig guts, place it on the floor next to the stain, then frantically try to get caught masturbating over it. Trust me on this.

 

thanks captain obvious

like i didnt think of that one right after the incident

 

(that would probably be one of the greatest things ever by the way)

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