When Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 nice but something about asian women just doesnt do it for me dunno what it is but its something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 im going for a cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 as long as they women......im like "ay baby...is it cool to fuck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 and im out......peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 later etchpants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 im such a loser. cleaned my house for a party and no one came. fuggit. bouta take a long ass walk. three cheers for etchpants the loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 and i dont got no fortys or nothing.....plus i started smoking cigs again like a motherfucker and i dont got none of them either. fuck. all i have is like 7 pounds of pennys and no ride to the change machine. L O S E R. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del my mom found my paint today, it was funny, i think they were expecting me to get all defensive and feel ashamed, but i was just like, yeah...so? the conversation with my mom about graff took place the day after my 18th birthday... we were in the car and it went something like this: mom: so you're drinking again, huh? me: yeah mom: and you're still smoking, huh? me: yeah mom: and you're painting graffiti, huh? me: yeah a few months ago me and my mom both got home from different bars around the same time, and as she's heading into her room to go to bed she says: "oh, i saw a billboard you did on the way home from tonight... good job..." anyways, this weekend was pretty insane... lots and lots of beer... more than usual... rode my bike drunk a bunch, painted drunk a bunch, ran from cops drunk a bunch (haven't done that in a long long time...) trying to make out with this girl (we were, once again, very very drunk) we managed to fall down the entire flight of stairs we were at the top of... i'm sore... saturday morning we had a barbeque in my friend's front yard, which degenerated in several drawn out, coed wrestling matches... i think i was pretty much drunk from thursday night untill this morning... very nice every once in a while... oh, and there's no class tomorrow, so woo fucking hoo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 i see the name has been changed again eyyyy well im going to bed laaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrr kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 good night cock smoker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 my new shirt... http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/crabsone.JPG'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind." "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin. "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind." The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour. Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?" The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 SON, 50 YEARS AGO, THAT FENCE WASN'T ELECTRIFIED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, good luck Mr. Goorski." For years, mission control tried to find what he meant by "Good luck Mr. Goorski." They checked with Russian astronauts but could not locate Mr. Goorski. Until now, Neil would not reveal what he meant by "Good luck Mr. Goorski." Today in a press conference, he told reporters that years ago, when he was a young boy, he and his brother were playing ball when his brother hit the ball under their neighbor's bedroom window. When Neil went to retrieve the ball, he overheard his neighbor's wife, Mrs. Goorski, telling her husband, "ORAL SEX? I'LL GIVE YOU ORAL SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 ^^^ haha clasik shirt i want! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by When my new shirt... http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/crabsone.JPG'> just curious, were you wearing that when that biker started a fight ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by krie ^^^ haha clasik shirt i want! i think you might be able to order one online but i got mine at the restaurant *yea heres the website* www.joescrabshack.com they have damn good food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL just curious, were you wearing that when that biker started a fight ? actually, yes i was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 morning/evening all... what a fine day it is. whats everyone got planned for the day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 go to the store to get some soda and food catch a tag or two go on 12oz watch tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 they dont sell the shirt on the site thanks tho whener yo sneaks wots new ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 im all outa stuff which will get me high (no drug talk - hahah) so that needs to be considered also, if it get any hotter, im going to be swimming - in a pool of sweat! "having a heatwaaaaavve" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 im eating chips and drinkin dads Beck's mwahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 hha, word. some else's beer is always better than your own./ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by krie they dont sell the shirt on the site yes they do you click on joes store, then adult shirts, then tshirts i just saw it on there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 aw yeah i thort it was just the hippie lookn one they only had wen it firsts loads up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 wot size u got when ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by krie wot size u got when ? i bought a medium because i like my shirts tight i think i actually paid more at the restaurant for the shirt than the online price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 the real question is not what size, but if thats when in the picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 mm i see good qauilty shirt ? ur bout 6 foot ey ? ill get a medium if u are cuz be almost same build Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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