Guest beardo Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 its not a joke. youd be a retard if you actually did the tape thing, but it would prove true if you actually did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 i thought them buggers in your intestines were good, and tha tthey helped break down food (except corn, of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/10421.jpg'> "yay pinworms" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 im about to go to sleep an i got a ball of tape in my butthole, wish me luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_MoeLarryCurly Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 i think i may try the tape test tonight maybe duct tape will work but that would really hurt. i think my toxic farts would act as a deturrant for future parasites spawning in my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeaMVCali2 Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 fuck it. i dont care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz so, its kinda like a biore strip for my leather cheerio? :lol: eh worms in my butt... what else is new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 i gotta admit, i didnt buy it.....but i do now: What is pinworm infection? This infection is caused by a small, white intestinal worm called Enterobius vermicularis (EN-ter-O-be-us ver-MIK-u-lar-is). Pinworms are about the length of a staple and live in the rectum of humans. While an infected person sleeps, female pinworms leave the intestines through the anus and deposit eggs on the surrounding skin. What are the symptoms of a pinworm infection? Itching around the anus, disturbed sleep, and irritability are common symptoms. If the infection is heavy, symptoms may also include loss of appetite, restlessness, and difficulty sleeping. Symptoms are caused by the female pinworm laying her eggs. Most symptoms of pinworm infection are mild; many infected people have no symptoms. Who is at risk for pinworm infection? Pinworm is the most common worm infection in the United States. School-age children, followed by preschoolers, have the highest rates of infection. In some groups nearly 50% of children are infected. Infection often occurs in more than one family member. Adults are less likely to have pinworm infection, except mothers of infected children. Child care centers, and other institutional settings often have cases of pinworm infection. How is pinworm infection spread? Pinworm eggs are infective within a few hours after being deposited on the skin. They can survive up to 2 weeks on clothing, bedding, or other objects. You or your children can become infected after accidentally ingesting (swallowing) infective pinworm eggs from contaminated surfaces or fingers. How is pinworm infection diagnosed? If pinworms are suspected, transparent adhesive tape (often called the "scotch tape test") or a pinworm paddle (supplied by your health care provider) are applied to the anal region. The eggs become glued to the sticky tape or paddle and are identified by examination under a microscope. Because bathing or having a bowel movement may remove eggs, the test should be done as soon as you wake up in the morning. You may have to provide several samples to your health care provider for examination. Since scratching of the anal area is common, samples taken from under the fingernails may also contain eggs. Eggs are rarely found during lab examinations of stool or urine. At night, the adult worms can sometimes be seen directly in bedclothes or around the anal area. How is pinworm infection treated? With either prescription or over-the-counter drugs. You should consult your health care provider before treating a suspected case of pinworm. Treatment involves a two-dose course. The second dose should be given 2 weeks after the first. What if the pinworm infection occurs again? The infected person should be treated with the same two-dose treatment. Close family contacts should also be treated. If the infection occurs again, you should search for the source of the infection. Playmates, schoolmates, close contacts outside the house, and household members should be considered. Each infected person should receive the usual two-dose treatment. In some cases it may be necessary to treat with more than two doses. One option is four to six treatments spaced 2 weeks apart. How can I prevent the spread of infection and reinfection? Bathe when you wake up to help reduce the egg contamination. Change and wash your underwear each day. Frequent changing of night clothes are recommended. Change underwear, night clothes, and sheets after each treatment. Because the eggs are sensitive to sunlight, open blinds or curtains in bedrooms during the day. Personal hygiene should include washing hands after going to the toilet, before eating and after changing diapers. Trim fingernails short. Discourage nail-biting and scratching bare anal areas. These practices help reduce the risk of continuous self reinfection. Cleaning and vacuuming the entire house or washing sheets every day are probably not necessary or effective. Screening for pinworm infection in schools or institutions is rarely recommended. Children may return to day care after the first treatment dose, after bathing, and after trimming and scrubbing nails. This fact sheet is for information only and is not meant to be used for self-diagnosis or as a substitute for consultation with a health care provider. If you have any questions about the disease described above or think that you may have a parasitic infection, consult a health care provider. eeeeeewwwwww!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 wonk saggin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Originally posted by mental invalid Since scratching of the anal area is common, samples taken from under the fingernails may also contain eggs. Discourage nail-biting and scratching bare anal areas. Priceless. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 hahaha....no shit....those were the two lines that cracked me up too....:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 ahh fucking gross. Fuck. I think I am going to become a hypochondriac. thanks alot! :heated: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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