Guest professor poopatronic Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 ok this is a funny interview/conversation with zack morris. he didn't want his real screen name to be used so he will be known simply as "elvis". it's actually well worth the read so don't be a bunch of lazy bastards. It should be noted that at the beginning of the conversation zack said that he didn’t want to be interviewed: however me being the dumbass that I am I didn’t notice and went right ahead with my shitty line of questioning. Sorry zack Elvis: hey professor...this is Zack Morris Tai la2: hey what's up man Tai la2: how are things between you and kelly? Elvis: nothing..I don't want an interview..I'm just bored and saw your post and thaught I would give the whats up Elvis: Things are good with kelly...shes kinda gotten into thier wierd thing where she likes to sit outside my house and peek in through the window and watch me beat off Elvis: its wierd, but I love her so i do it for her Tai la2: haha... ok lets cut to the chase... how do you feel about handicapped people? Elvis: depends on the handicap Tai la2: ok... people with no sex organs Elvis: retards are great..they should have thier own pay per view channel, along with the crack heads..they should each be locked up in an arena with thier according peers and filmed 24/7 and the crack heads should be given an endless supply of crack..I would watch that shit Elvis: if you have no sex organs you should just off yourself Tai la2: haha that is a great idea... ok if either you or jesus had to die, which one would you pick to live? Elvis: me..jesus already died once so fuck him...plus I don't believe in jesus so it doesn't matter Elvis: throw him some nails and tell him to get to work Tai la2: good answer Elvis: thank you Tai la2: what do you want out of life? Elvis: hmmm...i am going to get serious for once...to not die alone..seriously..if I am going out I want to take a couple of people with me...I don't think I answered your question Tai la2: no that's fine the question sucked anyways. i'm not very good at this i was just looking for something to do... ok... do you like stealing shit? Elvis: i hate when I smell dog shit and I check my shoes and they are clean Elvis: ehh...to a point..if I have to I will steal, but if I have the cash for it I would rather pay and save myself the trouble and the stress Tai la2: what do you think of this whole bobobi situation? Elvis: its a shitty situation any way you look at it...I still think she is a nice lady but she did saomething shitty which we all have. I'm not going to hate on her since we all gotta do what we gotta do and I feel abd the people who could not sputter out a single conjuctive sentence without the word bitch, slut, fuck, or hoe are representing 12oz...I thaught alot of people comments were really well thaught out and intellegent and in a way I feel bad for both sides of it....as I said its fucked..but atleast she is one person that learned that not all graffiti writers are these moronic teenagers that listen to bad hip hop and have thug life tattooes Elvis: god damnit..my internet stalker will not leave me alone Tai la2: i think cops and anti graf activists should post on the site more... that would be kinda cool to have them there but they should at least be honest about who they are. anyways... how much money would you have to be paid to eat dog shit? Elvis: hmm..it would have to be enough for me to live off of really comfortably for the rest of my life..or atleast enough to get my porn site started and have enough left over to still live nicely off of til my site gets up and running Tai la2: wait... you're starting a pron site? can i be on it? i'm attractive as hell and i'll be eighteen in less than a year Tai la2: i'm a little kid Elvis: well if your into some crazy wild monkey sex...Me and a small group of friends have noticed that people want to see the sickest most disgusting porn ever made..and that is what we will deliver...not matter how disgusting we will have it. Elvis: if we don't, ask for it and we will try our damndest to get it for you Tai la2: dude i'll do whatever the fuck you want i don't care Elvis: rad Elvis: we want to build a huge collection of japanese shit and vomit porn Tai la2: damn this site sounds fucking awesome. any idea of when it'll be ready and what it'll be called? Elvis: we are not sure yet Elvis: we are trying to come up with something catchy yet totally disgusting at the same time Elvis: like peeinmybutt.com Elvis: my internet stalker is calling my cell phone again...MAKE IT STOP Tai la2: who is your internet stalker? anyone we know? Elvis: some hoe from florida..She was supposed to send me some demo tapes of some bands from down there..so i gave her my address, she also thaught I was cute..no big deal..she uses my address and name to get my cell phone she calls me 3 or 4 times a day, emails and IM's me non stop, but on the plus side she sends me naked pictures, strips for me on her webcam, and she is coming to my part of the country in april to visit family and she wants a booty call Elvis: but she is fucking psyco, even though the crazy ones are usually good in the sack Tai la2: well you can't blame her... what with your flowing blond hair, bulging biceps and sexy pink tank tops... EyeHeartElvis: i know..I mean granted I was voted sexiest guy at bayside high, but still girls gotta learn self control Tai la2: so what do you think of all the "theme users" that popped up on 12oz recently considering you were one of the first ones? Elvis: everyonce in a while they are funny if the present a personality along with the name as I did..but when they just post some random picture in a thread for the sake of doing its just annoying..and the people biting on the saved by the bell steeze need to back up because my nuts can only hold so many...j/k Elvis: I ounded like such an ass when i said the thing about my nuts Tai la2: hey whatever. screech fucking sucks anyways. Elvis: screech won the bayside beauty contest against slater, kelly and jesse. I even bet slater 50 bucks that I could make screech win it...but I couldn't take slaters money in the end because I kinda cheated..but still I screech won Tai la2: that's pretty astounding... goes to show that a good personality goes far Elvis: exactly Elvis: god I am such a nerd..i even have a Zack Morris trading card in my wallet Tai la2: that's awesome...so what is your favorite hostess product? Elvis: those little chocolate cup cakes with the creeme filling...that shits great..I ate a box and a half once in one sitting Elvis: i thaught my poop was going to have little white swirls on it Tai la2: i've always liked zingers, but one time some kid i know who always goes to school all wigged out on mushrooms described them as looking and tasting like a "dick that was like fucking some chick, and then she had a period". he's very articualte. Elvis: thats kinda scary Elvis: in fact thats a good idea for the site Elvis: fucking some chick while she is ragging and using hostess products Tai la2: haha oh man now i feel bad about giving you the idea. so you're not just trying to be funny with this bisuness about the website? you're really gonna have a siite called peeinmybutt.com? Elvis: yes Elvis: me and my friend sat in krispy kreame doughnuts one night and worked things out for it..I design the graphics, friends one sets of the networking since he almost has his BA in networking and systems administration and friend 2 will deal with advertising and promostion Tai la2: well shit man i'll give you any help you need... i don't know what the fuck i'd do but i'd like to be somehow involved in a disgusting porn site Elvis: I met this guy in dayton ohio that got a porn site started a few years back..and he is living like a king now from it. He is making so much money. He estimated that off of other sites advertising, memberships, and other promotional things that they do his site makes close to 500k a month and almost 100k of that is kept to put in his pocket Elvis: he started the site out of college dorm Elvis: if it comes down to is you can be our secretary Tai la2: ok but i'm not giving you any sexual favors but that's crazy about that guy, i had no idea you could make so much money off a porn site. that's really quite awesome. Elvis: pornography and sex are some of the oldest markets in the world, and if you give people what they can't find themselves they will keep forking over the cash to you Elvis: seriously...though its covered up alot of times in the dark ages and times before and after that people would pay for sex, sexual favors, sex toys, pornographic pictures, to watch people have sex, you name it people would pay for it and they still do Tai la2: i see. so you just have to keep pushing the envelope of what is shown Elvis: yes Tai la2: yeah... every generation thinks they invented sex Tai la2: people always talk like we're in the middle of some revolution Elvis: if you don't have something to distinguish yourself then you are just another porn site with the same tits and ass int he same boring format. If you make it something so obscure and hard to find people will flock to it to see it even if they are disgusted by it Elvis: there is no sexual revolution Tai la2: exactly. people have always fucked Elvis: Think of the disgusting sexual stuff as a dead body, you don't want to see it but your suriocity gets to you and you just have to look, then you just have to look a little more until you are sucked in Tai la2: yeah sometimes i can't help but stare at that picture you always see of the guy with his asshole inside out or whatever the hell that awful thing is Elvis: see what I am talking about Tai la2: yeah... so with all the disgusting shit out there right now, how are you going to push the limits? Tai la2: cause i have some good ideas Elvis: thats the problem...but considering how sick and twisted me and my friends are we will find a way Elvis: hmm...you may be a valuble asset Tai la2: yeah like here's one idea i had... i'm not sure if it would actually work though. you get two people to bend over facing away from each other with their asses pressed together and one person takes a shit into the other person's asshole. like i said it might not work though you might just make a big disgusting mess Tai la2: you'd probably have to do it on video Elvis: even if it amde a big disgustin mess it would still be entertaining Elvis: I would watch it for sure Elvis: we were going to make a video of a girl bent over with a funnel in her ass and me and the boys pissing into her ass...literally Tai la2: yeah and the real question is what happens after the person gets shitted into? it might get stuck in there or something. i just think the idea of getting fucked in the ass with poop is pretty funny. Tai la2: yeah like playing swords over her ass that would be awesome. i used to do that with my friends in first grade minus the girl's ass part. Elvis: you know what I just thaught of that would make it better with the pee in the butt, if afterwards she shot our collective pee out of her ass and either into a cup and she drank or into some guys face Elvis: i never played swords Elvis: but I never had alot of friends growing up Tai la2: i used to have alot of friends when i was alittle kid i don't know what happened. Tai la2: well i think we have plenty of material for the interview, thanks for participating i think it was actually a pretty good interview Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9ign Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 You're in luck. No one has bought peeinmybutt.com yet. Thank you for the incredibly horrid visuals. -9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Hey Zack, check out steakandcheese.com its all that stick stuff that you are talking about. And its free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 i read half of it , then i turned into a lazy bastard cause my eyes started to hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 man that site sounds good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 i am already all over steak and cheese...that site is great along with stileproject.com peeinmybutt.com coming soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 I read half off it, then had to go and find some disturbing porn sites :dazed: let us know when its ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 off that sublime directory i got all these weird sex toy links.. there was a interesting one where it was jesus on the cross and the tip was a penis and u use it like a jack hammer... how wild eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by 9ign You're in luck. No one has bought peeinmybutt.com yet. Thank you for the incredibly horrid visuals. -9 I believe that it should be noted that raverpants.com is also currently unoccupied. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 how about something straightforward like disgustingvomitporn.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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