Dear Self,
Stop doing stupid shit you say your not going to do anymore!
Sincerely,
Yourself
Dear B,
Rule number one when you steal a girls car while she is passed out is don't fuck with the seat settings. I would have never noticed it wasn't parked in the same spot had my feet been able to reach the pedals when I got in this morning. I'm glad you couldn't get your dick hard last night :lol: we both know that was the result of something a little harder than alcohol and caffeine. At least now I won't have to feel like such a whore if I fuck Alex tonight after our date!
Sincerely,
~NG~