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my feet never smell until i bought these socks that were like polyester or some shit like that, anything that doesn't let your feet breath will stink em up cause the moisture and heat just builds up and causes micro bacteria to grow. so either its our shoes or your shocks. or you just got some stank genes.

no no baby!.....leave the graffiti on....

sooooo awesome. or What you need: hands. How to do it: strangling yourself with your own hands has long been thought impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out and start breathing normally again. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of having the paramedics finding your dumb ass passed out on the floor in a puddle of your own drool, as they begrudgingly take you to the hospital where the doctors would be so disappointed that one of them might try to strangle you themselves. And if they don't, give me a call; I will. Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit. What you need: a hooker, $0.75. How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself! What you need: a tub, enough beans to fill said tub. How to do it: just dig in, you chunky son of a bitch! Keep eating until you can't possibly eat anymore, then eat some more. Your gut will rupture and you will shit yourself. The cool thing about this method is that it's not only disgusting to clean up, but you'll probably be so bloated from the beans (choose Van Camp's by the way, not Bush's baked beans unless you like the taste of beans pickled in ball sweat) that you probably won't fit in the casket without some serious reconstructive surgery. Guess who's footing the bill for that one? That's right: friends and family. Just kidding. You have no friends. stolen/

its like prison......with a roller coaster

i never doubted you

you're like that girl helicopter pilot from avatar, when everyones being a dick and shooting a tree you get a feeling of remorse and switch sides.

I think mines pretty cool :(

so i just got tamponed with this: "you fuckin idiot. go switch places with one of them then." and my point in this thread is that, of all the mining accidents that have happened, this is probably one of the best ones. And i'd rather switch in one of their places than a child in africa.

Ya i heard once they revealed footage of a bunch of hipsters down there they were sealing the mine back up.

well last i heard worst case scenario is that the longest they would have to wait to be rescued is 90 days.

anyone else think their situation is being ridiculously exaggerated? Last i heard and saw, they had constant food and water being tunneled to them, I saw a video of one of the guys on the mine coaster track hawlin ass, some playing dominoes and they even sent them a video camera down their so they can blog to their families....I mean fucking c'mon, a roller coaster, free food and drinks, dominoes, headlamp hats for a light show....sounds like the biggest underground party i wasn't invited to. that mine collapsing is probably the best thing that happened to them int heir entire work careers,......otherwise they'd be chopping walls for coal.

i really really try to tell myself that there are probably better asses out there that i havn't seen yet, but damn. Sasha Grey's ass really amazes me and deny's that claim. That's hands down best white girl booty i've ever seen.

i always look forward to your posts

the only reason i don't like Fairy is cause he sold out, other than that his work is good.

seriously who cares? thats like saying Andy Warhol was a plagiarizing :rolleyes:

you're always single in my eyes.

9, how did it know i'm middle eastern?

good read, and holy shit 12 killings in 2 years.

i love how its titled: two suspected 'vandals' :rolleyes:

and singing supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus while...

my wife, on a need to know basis:

man, that is some hypnotic mouth action freeze shot.

don't lie

ok some of its pretty good actually

clothes i've had for years and years. my style: 70% comfort 30% style