Barry Barbaric

That's not all that's meade yer arse sore, I'll be bound.

Bernard Manning, yacuntchya...

Slack and yeilding rectum

Your mother's got a penis, your homo-homey got used as a sperm bank for 5 years, you can't imagine prison coz you've got no imagination...but what you have got is a fuckin girls bike with a chain slacker than your sphincter (if that's even possible). And never mind those muppets in the picture being able to "have" most people on this board...these clowns would slap mosta you punks til you cried for your uncaring & adulterous, borderline alcoholic mothers. Yes, IMAD btw.

Some fucker ripped a goat's horns out here http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1315672_goat_has_horns_ripped_out_in_barbaric_attack Poor fucker had to be put down, some sick twats around, no mistake.

^ Undeniably. That was just a laugh, some of the clowns on here get their knickers in a right old twist at the merest hint of banter. Anyway there's an article here http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/sep/01/englishman-in-us-prison by a guy who did 20 years in the UK system, comparing his experiences with those of a fellow English geezer who did 6 years in Arizona. The guy who went to prison in Arizona spent a bit of time in tent city and has written about it (and other things) here http://jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com/

Can't prop, 24'd, but I wondered that myself, in fact it was the first thing I thought of. Remember those Russian submariners a few years ago who were trapped underwater in their sub, who didn't get rescued and ended up suffocating? Reckon when they knew the game was up they went on a mad nightmare rampage of cannibalism & buggery? Doubt it somehow, proud people, the Russians.

^ Fruity, sugar plum^, pure fruity...Ya taller than me then? Well, some cunts just don't know when to stop growin...Upwards & outwars, eh, fatty...

S'only if yer American, that...if yer English it's ... acquire fighting abilities very early in ya stay, acquire heroin addiction, do sentence, return to society as incorrigable recidivist....Oh yeah, and enjoy the Manchester Tart in Strangeways.

Well just suck it up then, drugs can be a laugh, but they are seldom the answer, and you've got fuckin kids? Or at least a kid? Fuckin as you were then. Trumpet.

^ Does yer 'eckers like^

I do, a bit, but I still wanna know how this Rock The Casbah clown died once, and yet is still here to unselfishly share his experiences of the grim reaper with everyone who can read???

Dope, baby, I'd prop yer fer that but I'm 24'd, remind me later or sumat, an if yer lucky I'll maybe allow yer to dip ya toe in the shallow end of the homo-erotic international turf bangin pool (joke, though).

It fuckin is, sexy-chops, but we still live and even thrive in/on it. an it's still better than Yanquistan, coz, well, just coz.

Still pointed it out though, didn't you? Seems therefore that UMAD. And honestly, you'd swallow my penis before you'd make me swallow a single one of my ivories.

Up yer mam's already tunnel-like vagina.

Municipal housing pisses all over your already dubiously stained stars n stripes underpants, an swamp, just to show that not only am I slimmer, taller & younger than you, but I'm also better educated than you, well, you spell "your" just like that in the context of "your missing teeth", it aint "you're" missing teeth - Unless you're trying to say you're laughing at the concept of me missing teeth, as in "you ARE missing teeth", but we both know thats bollox, eh?

Really you should've said "me boys", rather than "me mates" - If you wished to keep it completely authentic. I don't mind though, just ask me, baby.

Sweet as, mate - Rule Of Night is written in plain English, but it's set in a small town on the northern outskirts of Manchester in the 70's, so while you'll undoubtedly understand the lingo, you maybe won't find any common references - but maybe you will, I'm doing your imaginative powers a dis-servive here, pay no heed to this prick. Hat- Check is written almost entirely in North Manchester vernacular, and as such may well be inpenetrable to you, but really, I'd say just read it to find out how the Chinaman acquires his name.

This...Serious. Don't fuck about with all that cold water bollox. Just Don't. Fuckin silly, that.

And you, laugh all yer want, I know fer a fact you couldn't knock another out, Barry's took a few knocks & he's given a few & got the face to prove it - What's swamp got? A bloated belly? Well yes, but you'll forgive me if I don't find that overly impressive, what?

Yer learnin baby, we'll make a man of yer yet.

So enlighten us as to how you died once then, sweetpea?

Serious? That the best retort fatso can think of? Why not get yer closet faggot dad to help you? England sucks like electrolux, it's a shit-hole, but it's mine & I love it & I may mave missing teeth but at least I'm not fat & we iinvented the concept of municipal housing. Suck on that, fatboy.

Good comeback, sweetness, now tell us which no-where town you come from? Or just keep avoidin the question, fatso, the choice belongs to you.