JUST THE TIP
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if you have a wife and/or girlfriend and you're using condoms, you're doing it all wrong.
IUD like a motha fucka
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harvey, outta curiosity, whats overly aggressive? if you see a woman slap a guy, and he slaps her back, would you play hero and fight the guy?
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if he's smart he'll claim an article of clothing or some shit saved his life and $$$$ off an endorsement deal.
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I ended up grabbing her foot, telling her "I'll kill you and your baby, you fucking cunt"
HAHAHAH.
i had a roommate's girlfriend once pick up a huge rock and threaten to smash a buddy of mine with it. he told her if she didnt put it down that he would take it from her and beat her fucking head in with it. her boyfriend (my roomie) was next to her, and he went inside the house, into his room and locked the door. totally left her alone outside. :lol: :lol:
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i worked at a jiffy lube with a black guy who said "if you can throw a punch like a man, you can pick your ass up off the ground like a man". i agree.
personally, ive never punched or slapped a chick.
i certainly dont condone hitting women out of anger, but if they wanna get physical, cheers to the guy that knocks her out after she knees him in the balls.
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the first night tugboat timmy and i went out drinking together, i ended up having to get physical with a girl.
i made some dickhead comment to a guy about his girl being unattractive, and a couple minutes later she came over to my table and poured a full pint of porter in my lap. i wanted to break her face, but im a gentleman, so i picked up the empty pint glass and threw it at her boyfriend. dude awkwardly hit me in the arm with a chair, then raised it above his head like he was going to crush my skull with it, so i gave him a hefty kick to the stomach when his arms were above his head.
this couple were apparently regulars at the bar, so the bartender ended up chasing timmy and i out of the establishment with a cattle prod. needless to say, i was umad, so timmy and waited for them to eventually step outside, so i could slap the guy around a little bit.
dude and his girl finally come outta the bar, so i confront him, and the fucking pussy RUNS to his car and jumps in the backseat. he didnt lock the door, so i opened it and tried to drag him out, all the while, his gf is screaming and crying for somebody to help them. keep in mind, the guy is bigger than me and thought he was billy badass when we were inside. not like i was picking on a small dude or anything. i ended up leaving the car to try to shut his bitch up.
she comes at me in an aggressive manner, so i told her to chill the fuck out and not try to put hands on me. she was flailing her arms and screaming, and got inside my personal bubble. so i threw her on the sidewalk pretty fuckin hard, and turned around, expecting to see her man ready to fight.
and all i see is the coward, watching it all out of the rear window of the car that he's STILL hiding in...dude never even got out.
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do mulattos rape white girls while listening to modest mouse?
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im jumpin in the shower and headin out the door pimpin. when you gonna get a phone so we can sext again?
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forsit, i lucked out last month. the city of portland is fucking retarded and couldnt figure out who owned the buildings i supposedly painted on, so they had to dismiss all 8 charges since they couldnt prove that i didnt have permission to do really shitty graffiti at 3am.
your lawyer needs to open the trial with "people of the jury, this is a simple case. black people dont do graffiti, only corny white people. this is a fact."
slam dunk.
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In other better news. I went out painting last night. im still awesome at it.
in other rad news, i secured a house in kauai with vaulted ceilings and wood floors. yup yup. beatdowns from large angry hawaiians, here i come!
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10 years? wtf? i know a guy that ran over a kid, killed him, and left him to die in the middle of the street, and he served less than 2yr for it. the justice system is on some other shit nowadays...
are they not trying to plea bargain at all? hope you gotta good lawyer, pimpin.
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wooooord. im scared to know what the start-up costs would be to setup a system that can power a 1000w ballast for 12 to 24 hours a day.
im moving to hawaii in a few weeks, and the cost of electricity is fucking insane over there. i was told the kwh rate is ~9 times what californians pay. eek. im def gonna look into solar power to run some small stuff around the casa. the house im renting unfortunately doesnt have a solar powered water heater, which is something i noticed on quite a few rentals. oh well. at least the warm ocean water is free :D
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"thou cannot respect he whom cannot be taken seriously, for he has fallen from grace, and will never know god's love. and may the fires of hell light your cigarettes for eternity." -jesus
matthew 13:2
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existentialist cinema is something that im tempted to feel strongly about
but since i smoke cigarettes...i dont dare
because then i could never look my father in the eye. for i would be a failure and an embarrassment. and it simply isnt worth it.
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and the people who create the movies probably feel strongly about turning a profit.
cigarettes + feeling strongly about ANYTHING = only a goddamn fool would take them seriously.
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people who smoke cigarettes and feel strongly about pornography should be burned alive.
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you know who are the worst?
the smokers that feel strongly about something.
theres something about em....
cant take them seriously. not one bit.
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thats a terrific commercial
but i must admit, im having difficulty taking it seriously
i dunno if its because the actor smokes, or because he feels strongly about certain subjects. its most likely the combination of the two.....
it just renders me unable to take it seriously
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i only smoke because latarian milton does.
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best of luck to ya. fuck the police.
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lulz. our president smokes cigs and feels strongly about being black. i cant take that dude seriously.
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TCT - i really doubt that anybody is seriously questioning your manhood because you dont smoke. relax bro, you sound pretty umad. go have a cigarette and chill out.
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pornbooth is still more famous than you
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if i was friends with people that stuck their nose in my business and concerned themselves with my finances, id probably have to smoke 3 packs a day to calm my nerves also. those cigs are probably all thats keepin them from ripping your head off.
Your Quality of life.
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google IUD, wiseass.