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    B **************** S **************** M's superdutytoughthread

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    theres a strip club in Eugene Oregon, The Nile, that has a fat cheeseburger and fry basket for 3$

     

    my homie almost got kicked out of my post-wedding party at The Nile because he was 300% shitfaced and was trying to tip strippers with fake diamonds

     

    anyway, eating a stripclubs is what the fuck is up.

     

    catch me at the cunt-smellin chairs, pigging out on a burger and drinking whiskey while i tip bitches.

    B **************** S **************** M's superdutytoughthread

    in Channel Zero

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    God damn it Dow post those plenty of fish pics!!!![/size][/color]

     

    page 183 motha fucka

     

    timbo, i came up with the rad idea of sending a bunch of POF dudes to who-know-who's house for a "gangbang", but at the same time plan some kind of feminist hippy bitch meeting at the same house on craigslist. could get pretty epic.

     

    ps heres the caller id spoof link i was tellin ya about:

     

    http://www.spoofcard.com/?utm_source=hasoffers&utm_medium=Affiliate

    B **************** S **************** M's superdutytoughthread

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    pps i have a brief story that timmy asked me to share on here, took place a couple days ago.

     

    i signed up to attend culinary school in the fall. the other day, on the bus, heading home from the school, there was a fella riding that was wearing a chefs outfit, an apparent student at the culinary school. i wanted to ask him some questions about the program, but he had headphones on, so i didnt bother him.

     

    the next day im walking to the library and i hear "HEY MAN". i turn around and its the headphones dude. he introduces himself and asks what im studying at the school. we chit chat about food for a second and he tells me that he has a culinary book from his first year at his house, which is only a couple blocks away, and i can borrow it if i want.

     

    dude is kinda fem and had a limp handshake, so im suspicious that he is teh gay, so i mention that i moved to the island with my girlfriend, just hopng to avoid any potential awkward moment. i did think it was suspect that a girly acting dude is inviting me to his house, immediately after meeting me, but i say "fuck it" (/nh). i figure worse come to worse, ill get to borrow an expensive book and have to remind this dude that im not into fucking dudes.

     

    so we get to his house and he brings out the book from his bedroom. big hardback book about the restaurant industry. rad.

     

    then dude asks me if i have any tattoos on my chest.

     

    fuuuuccckkkk. dude is totally trying to get me to take my shirt off. god damnit. i tell him i have a couple, but i gotta head back to the library, and thank him for loaning me the book. he walks me over to the library, which wasnt a big deal cause i was kinda lost anyways.

     

    so outside the library, i ask him if he can score any weed. he gives me the run around and asks me "is there anything else you need?". i think hes talking about hard drugs, so i tell him "nah, just fuck with the weed". he looks at the ground and says "well if you ever need.....a blowjob...."

     

    classic!

     

    i chuckle a bit and tell dude no thanks, i have a gf and am not into dudes.

     

    dude gets all nervous and starts teling me "im just....joking....you know.....i like to ask guys i meet that....just to mess with them...."

     

    i tell him its not a big deal, im not gonna punch him or anything, it just aint my thing. he then tells me he has a lot of straight friends that let him blow them.

     

    classic.

     

    i am now annoyed with dude, so i walk away.

     

    but the book is really fucking good and im glad i scored it.

    B **************** S **************** M's superdutytoughthread

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    tugboattimmy has an account on plentyoffish that him and i use to fuck with guys.

     

    i got a couple guys to go to an exroommate's house, thinking there was a gangbang going on.

     

    timmy talked a couple guys into waiting all night at a stripclub, waiting for the chance to meet "her" and watch her dance on stage.

     

    but today took the cake.

     

    timmy talked a guy into getting on cam, fucking himself in the ass with a huge dildo and cumming in his own mouth.

     

    timmy and i were ROFLing together on the phone when i logged onto the POF account, and the mouth-cummer IMed me.

     

    so of course, i talked him into putting a dildo in his ass and then putting it in his mouth.all on cam. i also got him to say "you like that shit carson?!?!?" outloud while he jerked off. and i convinced him to punch and slap himself in his balls.

     

    /no homo x 666

     

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    Tsunami Slams Northern Japan After Massive 8.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Off Coast Rea

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    Re: Tsunami Slams Northern Japan After Massive 8.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Off Coast

     

    as shitty as last night was, it was fucking rad. a bunch of folks gathered at some churches and schools up on a hill, and everybody was sharing whatever they had with whoever was around them.

     

    tourists drive a lot of the locals fuckin nuts. a lot of the time, theyre rude, they litter, they dont give a fuck about pronouncing anything correctly, they drive like dicks, and theyre just kinda obnoxious.

     

    but it was if all the labels and shit we give to people didnt fuckin exist last night, all the bullshit was out the window. it was cool. there werent any "tourists", "locals", "hippies", "mokes", "yuppies", nothing. there was just a bunch of people that werent positive that they were gonna live, and they wanted to make sure that the people around them were as comfortable as possible.

     

    dont get me wrong, it wasnt all fun and games. at around 3am, a tsunami siren went off, and nobody knew if it was going off simply because it had been going off at regular intervals ( it had been going off twice or so an hour), or if it meant that the wave had struck the island.

     

    you could see the fear in people, little kids crying all over the place. the siren was fuckin deafening, so you couldnt hear any of the crying, you could only see it, which was fucking creepy.

     

    /no emo

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